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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

JacquelineDempsey posted:

I have no doubt said it before and will say it again itt:

How do you expect to ever have missionary sex with a woman again after getting that? I'm picturing the dude on top of me, thrusting away, and here's the Hulk bobbing back and forth, grimacing at me right at eye level and that's when I start laughing hysterically

Edit: also wanna see that in 30 years when dude's lost his muscle tone and Hulk looks like Swamp Thing

This was mistake with having our children, my dead dad, a squid and lingcod all facing forward on my chest and arms. Too many eyeballs. A teeshirt is required wear for me in the sack.

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a fatguy baldspot: Aug 29, 2018

# ? Jul 14, 2023 16:36

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

a fatguy baldspot posted:

lol dude giving a handy looks extremely unenthused

# ? Jul 14, 2023 16:57

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

JacquelineDempsey posted:

I have no doubt said it before and will say it again itt:

How do you expect to ever have missionary sex with a woman again after getting that? I'm picturing the dude on top of me, thrusting away, and here's the Hulk bobbing back and forth, grimacing at me right at eye level and that's when I start laughing hysterically

Edit: also wanna see that in 30 years when dude's lost his muscle tone and Hulk looks like Swamp Thing

Hey don't knock it til you try it

# ? Jul 14, 2023 17:04

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Shoehead posted:

Hey don't knock it til you try it

are you offering

# ? Jul 14, 2023 17:35

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

This is my hulk chest piece, it turns out he is a lot more handsome than me so it does give the lads and ladies something to look at and things have been working out well. Dm me

# ? Jul 14, 2023 17:50

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Shoehead posted:

This is my hulk chest piece, it turns out he is a lot more handsome than me so it does give the lads and ladies something to look at and things have been working out well. Dm me

# ? Jul 14, 2023 18:17

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Shoehead posted:

The rooster signifies

Strength
Virility
Good stuff
Giblets
Sand

*Photo of the Nandos logo*

Hmm too tasteful, use a knockoff Sriracha cock instead.

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Edit: also wanna see that in 30 years when dude's lost his muscle tone and Hulk looks like Swamp Thing

That would be a feature not a bug. All according to plan.

# ? Jul 15, 2023 07:54

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

From the funny pictures thread:

`Nemesis posted:

# ? Jul 16, 2023 23:16

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

"Therapists" is one word where you really need to get the kerning right and they *mostly* got it.

Also eye-twitching at the random capitalized letter.

# ? Jul 16, 2023 23:31

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

What part of the body is that on

# ? Jul 17, 2023 01:12

Ironhead: Jan 19, 2005; Ironhead. Mmm.

Pretty sure its an upper thigh. The darker fabric is pulled up shorts, the light gray is a sweatshirt.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 01:23

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Jul 22, 2023 18:24

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

ultrafilter posted:

jesus christ

# ? Jul 22, 2023 18:28

Happy Landfill: Feb 26, 2011; I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

ultrafilter posted:

I'll take "People I Want To Be Nowhere Near" for $500, Alex

# ? Jul 22, 2023 18:32

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Surprised there's not a "Live, Laugh, Love" in that picture somewhere.

mediaphage posted:

jesus christ

Jesus wants nothing to do with this.

# ? Jul 22, 2023 19:02

Ralph Crammed In: May 11, 2007; Let's get clean and smart

LifeSunDeath posted:

lol she's going to have to go to funerals like this.

# ? Jul 22, 2023 19:26

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Ralph Crammed In posted:

lol she's going to have to go to funerals like this.

Funerals are always optional as an adult

Arguably all but one I guess

# ? Jul 22, 2023 19:34

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

she apparently runs an ice cream shop but yeah it's fuckin awful

# ? Jul 22, 2023 19:47

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Most tattoos look cool when someone gets old but I feel like sprinkles isn�t really one of them

E- facial sprinkles that is, the sprinkles themselves are kind of cute

# ? Jul 22, 2023 19:55

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

tbh that sort of stuff doesn�t bother me at all. people like what they like and while i would never get that sort of tattoo hey go hog wild

the serial killers tho�.

honestly that�s the sort of thing where i wouldn�t even be able to work with a person let alone interact with them socially

# ? Jul 22, 2023 20:42

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

The majority of you isn't going to look amazing when you're old so why worry about your tattoos?

# ? Jul 22, 2023 22:55

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

ultrafilter posted:

This is somehow worse than the banana cat womb

# ? Jul 22, 2023 22:57

HungryMedusa: Apr 28, 2003

OwlFancier posted:

The majority of you isn't going to look amazing when you're old so why worry about your tattoos?

Yeah this is what I told my mom - I'm going to look like a fat little babushka no matter what I do, so why not also be tattooed?

Just not with serial killers or fetus cats, sheesh

# ? Jul 22, 2023 23:07

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

HungryMedusa posted:

Just not with serial killers or fetus cats, sheesh

# ? Jul 22, 2023 23:12

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

PYF Tasteless Tattoos: Just not with serial killers or fetus cats, sheesh

# ? Jul 22, 2023 23:32

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Shoehead posted:

This is somehow worse than the banana cat womb

It's not but drat it is close

# ? Jul 22, 2023 23:38

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

It's not as purely bizarre as the banana cat womb, but it suggests a much more unpleasant person

# ? Jul 22, 2023 23:43

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

ultrafilter posted:

thanks for not timg-ing this it was a fuckin experience to scroll down on

# ? Jul 23, 2023 04:00

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ultrafilter posted:

redflagcity dot tattoo

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:10

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I thought that looked familiar:

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/WhackNicholson/status/1578414030548455425

# ? Jul 23, 2023 07:11

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Of course her name is spelled Britnee. Why not just add another log onto that fire.

You know, it's not often you can say that a tattoo might keep you from being a stripper, but here we are.

Creepy Killer with a VW Bug posted:

I don't feel guilty for anything. I feel sorry for people who feel guilt.

Who is this charmer?

# ? Jul 24, 2023 14:10

Wintermutant: Oct 2, 2009; Dinosaur Gum

CzarChasm posted:

Who is this charmer?

Ted Bundy

# ? Jul 24, 2023 14:19

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Such a basic rear end choice of serial killers, how gauche

# ? Jul 24, 2023 14:36

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

I have to believe she will fill the rest of the leg (and body, because that sort of rot is bound to be pervasive)

# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:24

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

From the funny pictures thread:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=533237742#post533237742

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVpt3erH7ms&t=102s

# ? Jul 24, 2023 16:44

Chitin: Apr 29, 2007; It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

From the funny pictures thread:

What therapist doesn't let you drink TEA?

# ? Jul 24, 2023 19:36

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

A teatotaler

# ? Jul 24, 2023 20:17

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

CzarChasm posted:

Of course her name is spelled Britnee. Why not just add another log onto that fire.

You know, it's not often you can say that a tattoo might keep you from being a stripper, but here we are.

Who is this charmer?

Doubtful.

I've seen a stripper who had her dead babies foot prints on her thighs. Had a RIP and dates.

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History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Dead babies� or dead baby�s because one of those is magnitudes worse than the other

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