It isn't a Lemon party without old dick! -- 30 Rock quoting

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theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Have you ever joined the Mile High Club?

Try five miles high and no, I have not.

# ? Jul 12, 2023 16:47

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:29

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I handle conflict appropriately and I'm up to date on my mortgage payments.

# ? Jul 12, 2023 17:57

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Portia reads the papers

# ? Jul 12, 2023 21:08

Shedman: Apr 4, 2007

She is fatal attraction.
She is staunchly in favor of Cocoa Puffs.

# ? Jul 13, 2023 00:50

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Sash! posted:

Portia reads the papers

I hate that that's my catchphrase

# ? Jul 13, 2023 03:30

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

It was our fault for letting for those high schoolers dance at their prom.

# ? Jul 13, 2023 23:25

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Sometimes you gotta do the right thing, even when the wrong thing would be a whole lot easier. Die Werewolf Zombie. :colbert:

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Jul 14, 2023

# ? Jul 14, 2023 09:00

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Exhibit A: You're cellphone bill. You made a call to 911 at 8:16 AM.
Exhibit B: The watch my son gave my for Christmas. Not the one I wanted, by the way. You had just set it, before it broke, of course, when your car rammed into me down in Florida.
And it stopped at 8:08!
Exhibit C: Sixteen...minus eight...is eight!

# ? Jul 14, 2023 15:28

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

This ought to prove my mother wrong, saying Donaghy is Gaelic for failure. What the hell does she know, she's a Murphy. Bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists.

# ? Jul 14, 2023 15:56

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

The Donaghys originally come from Ireland's little known county Steve, where, historically,
we were whiskey testers and goblins.

# ? Jul 14, 2023 16:39

Benagain: Oct 10, 2007; Can you see that I am serious?; Fun Shoe

Did the Duffys give up when we were forcibly shipped from Ireland to America? No. Did we give up when America sent us right back? No. Did we give up when Ireland set us adrift on a log? Also no.

# ? Jul 14, 2023 18:37

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Commissioner Kelly and I are friends. We have competing columns in Irish Arguments Weekly, America's only all caps magazine.

# ? Jul 14, 2023 19:19

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

Benagain posted:

Did the Duffys give up when we were forcibly shipped from Ireland to America? No. Did we give up when America sent us right back? No. Did we give up when Ireland set us adrift on a log? Also no.

One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?

# ? Jul 14, 2023 19:33

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Hughmoris posted:

One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?

Anywhere you get it anywhere

# ? Jul 14, 2023 19:37

Zedd: Jul 6, 2009; I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?

Grassy Knowles posted:

Anywhere you get it anywhere

Wrong! You get it at my coffee vending machine.

# ? Jul 14, 2023 19:45

Zedd: Jul 6, 2009; I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?

38th & 6th in the basement of the K-Mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David and BOOM! You plug in the machine

# ? Jul 14, 2023 19:45

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

There's a new thing called women's liberation, which gives you women the right to choose, and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with.

# ? Jul 14, 2023 20:58

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Pre � before
Natal � ruined

# ? Jul 14, 2023 23:59

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

Liz: The card was wrong! And you're no better Carol, you built that bookshelf incorrectly!
Carol: I did not, I wanted the books to slide off!

# ? Jul 15, 2023 02:36

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

But that's the name of my daughter!

:aaa:

Are ALL women somebody's daughter!?!?!

# ? Jul 15, 2023 03:31

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

So for me to be there at the birth of my daughter, I have to answer trivia questions, despite having gone to middle school in a Exxon station?

# ? Jul 15, 2023 03:36

Shedman: Apr 4, 2007

I mean if I want to lick a hippie I�ll return Joan Baez�s phone calls.

# ? Jul 16, 2023 03:03

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

I know the photoshoot for Randi's dog's funeral is the wrong place to tell you this, but I'm going to Africa.

# ? Jul 16, 2023 04:16

Faucet Drinker: Apr 10, 2007

I live in
the basement

So I have all
the nails

# ? Jul 16, 2023 05:14

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

Sounds like you could use a little R&R. Rum and Ritalin.

# ? Jul 16, 2023 05:38

Ishamael: Feb 18, 2004; You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

I�m a verrrry sexy baby.

# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:13

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

It kinda peters out after that. I just... suck pie off my sweatshirt for the next half hour.

# ? Jul 16, 2023 11:09

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

Jerusalem posted:

But that's the name of my daughter!

Are ALL women somebody's daughter!?!?!

I wish this joke didn't make me sad in how true-to-life it is, 'cause it's a good'n.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 00:58

Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

Slut..buster?

# ? Jul 17, 2023 03:15

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Thundercracker posted:

Slut..buster?

Happy birthday, bitches

# ? Jul 17, 2023 03:18

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

She has a name, Jack. We call her Skankovich.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 03:21

Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

Oh, everyone born before Jesus is in hell.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 03:23

Ishamael: Feb 18, 2004; You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

SHUT IT DOWN

# ? Jul 17, 2023 03:51

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

I�m thirsty. Family! Who�s in charge of my thirst?

# ? Jul 17, 2023 05:44

Faucet Drinker: Apr 10, 2007

I'm sorry I doubted you, it's just you've never been right before -about anything.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 06:31

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

Wow the one time I try to take your side, Lemon, and you sandbag me. I'm sorry Jenna, I smelled crazy in here and I assumed it was you.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 06:36

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Time to end the charade and adjust my schedule to buy a new vase.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 07:28

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Jerusalem posted:

Are ALL women somebody's daughter!?!?!

I was watching Season...3(?) of Kimmy Schmidt the other day, and there's a very similar line when Jaqueline, Lillian, and Mimi are getting hit on my young men in a Bed, Bath, and Beyond, but about son.

"They�re all someone�s son!"

# ? Jul 17, 2023 15:27

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Take a lesson from Janis and show some self-control.

# ? Jul 17, 2023 16:47

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:29

Doc Fission: Sep 11, 2011

Harlem Globetrotter. Does that name mean NOTHING to you?

# ? Jul 17, 2023 17:58

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