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Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!
Which one of you is selling a house?

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Rocko Bonaparte posted:

Which one of you is selling a house?



Now this is a good house, none of that hipster poo poo (except for the guitar)

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
What's the deal with the hobbit-sized door? :thunk:

Trabant has a new favorite as of 04:19 on Jul 12, 2023

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Trabant posted:

What's the deal with the hobbit-sized door? :thunk:



Lol, one of my childhood friends had one of those in their room, it just went to a small storage area as far as I recall. Which doesn't really answer anything, we were confused by it back then too.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Rocko Bonaparte posted:

Which one of you is selling a house?



Bold of you to assume any of us own a house to sell

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Trabant posted:

What's the deal with the hobbit-sized door? :thunk:

Upper level room, so probably a crawl space into an attic.

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Trabant posted:

What's the deal with the hobbit-sized door? :thunk:



A sensible goon can’t be expected to keep their anime body pillows in the wardrobe where just about anybody can see them, right?

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

binge crotching posted:

Upper level room, so probably a crawl space into an attic.

That or access to low-ceilinged storage, usually meaning tucked under the stairs.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





The colour is a bit much, but I would happily sleep in any room with so many shelves. Look at them all. Shelves for days.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

This is where Panos Cosmatos sleeps

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

That's the library, by the by. You can check out the/a bedroom by clicky on picky.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Getting a “Clockwork Orange” / motorhome vibe

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

3D Megadoodoo posted:

That's the library, by the by. You can check out the/a bedroom by clicky on picky.

I didn't say it was his bedroom I said it's where he sleeps

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > PYF Bad & Weird Houses: Getting a Clockwork Orange motorhome vibe

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013




???

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Listen, euclideanish is good enough.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002



Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016




It took me longer than I want to admit to realise that that's a mirror on the left because it really does just look like there's a door that goes nowhere

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Oh gently caress that's what it is, I was thinking it was like a pair of tiny closets for some reason with a front door subddividing them.

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

Amazing how normal that makes the rest of the house feel. Even the yellow & black spaceship airlock bedroom feels very tame compared to the red alert of the library. I have to imagine that was challenging to photograph properly.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

aniviron posted:

Amazing how normal that makes the rest of the house feel. Even the yellow & black spaceship airlock bedroom feels very tame compared to the red alert of the library. I have to imagine that was challenging to photograph properly.

I should go to a showing.

e: Oh wait OP knows I have no money :(

ee: By the by, given it's location and price, it will absolutely 100% be completely ruined by whoever buys it as an investment. It's a literal stone's throw from the market, but on a side street with not much thoroughfare.

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 21:03 on Jul 12, 2023

Rides Naked
Jun 4, 2006

Program, Whale, Program
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3560-Coastal-Hwy-Saint-Augustine-FL-32084/66755750_zpid/


I call it "Palm tree Baba Yaga"

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

At least the house is getting demolished, so just a measly half a million for 2,000 sq feet of sand

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012
That price history is something else, man. The listing started in March of this year for $1.1 million and they just keep desperately slashing the price.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Tex Avery posted:

That price history is something else, man. The listing started in March of this year for $1.1 million and they just keep desperately slashing the price.

The ocean keeps getting closer and closer.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What is the deep ones buyer market like?

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

Don't sleep on the real estate prices in R'lyeh.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I'd buy a place that could only be accessed by boat half of the year but only if I was a mysterious artist of unknown providence.

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



I was somehow picturing that the only way to access the house was via some sort of Truman Show staircase that you can only see from certain angles

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Inzombiac posted:

I'd buy a place that could only be accessed by boat half of the year but only if I was a mysterious artist of unknown providence.

Providence is pretty well known these days, unfortunately

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Hut of white, now be alt-right?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

That's a good way to dump a poo poo ton of snow on whoever knocks on the door

rollick
Mar 20, 2009

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Soul Dentist posted:

That's a good way to dump a poo poo ton of snow on whoever knocks on the door

home defense system

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/CheapoCrappy/status/1679878760105910273

We've seen guard towers before, but I feel like the change in construction techniques adds a new level here

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Spiteful architecture usually targets just one neighbor not the whole area.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


244 Beacon St, Boston, MA 02116

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Needs a roof!

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sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006


I'm scheduling a tour.

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