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Microplastics posted:OK it's finally time for me to get answers from bidet-havers because I've had questions for years. 1: yes but you are sitting there for 15 minutes on your phone anyway so just drip dry 2: it can go from gentle stream to a blast so hard it’s half enema 3: no verification needed because it’s not tp
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Jul 15, 2023 15:25
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Microplastics posted:OK it's finally time for me to get answers from bidet-havers because I've had questions for years. you can still use tp dude just like one clean wipe and you’re done instead of five lovely ones and then walk around all day with poo poo smeared all over you
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Jul 15, 2023 15:29
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i am harry posted:you can still use tp dude just like one clean wipe and you’re done instead of five lovely ones and then walk around all day with poo poo smeared all over you your parents taught you how to wipe wrong, as a joke
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Jul 15, 2023 15:32
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i am harry posted:you can still use tp dude just like one clean wipe and you’re done instead of five lovely ones and then walk around all day with poo poo smeared all over you what the gently caress
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Jul 15, 2023 15:37
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the one thing bidets have taught us is that a lot of people don't know how to wipe their own asses
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Jul 15, 2023 15:43
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I haven’t eaten breakfast in years, suck my dick big bacon
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Jul 15, 2023 15:50
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Oglethorpe posted:your parents taught you how to wipe wrong, as a joke not sure why any of you think this is projection rather than simple assumption about the greater goon population
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Jul 15, 2023 16:04
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Vox Nihili posted:I always assumed activist investors are looking to juice maybe one quarter of insane revenue before they cut and run from the skeletonized business but it could be that they just like destroying corporations and rolling around in the ashes for fun, it's genuinely hard to tell the difference in theory an activist investor might just gut management or strip out people working bullshit jobs (like me) without loving with labour as much to make a company profitable and then hold onto it like icahn did to ACF but these days it's all leveraged buyouts, stripping the company assets, then pulling the ripcord to get out
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Jul 15, 2023 16:05
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goons will really walk out and buy a bidet instead of eating fiber
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Jul 15, 2023 16:07
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In Training posted:the UPS threat is getting a lot of coverage bc it's a very immediate threat to capital. But yeah most strike actions don't make a blip in major media bc they don't want people to know it's happening more frequently, in larger volumes across a variety of industries, and improves workers conditions. Those are dangerous lessons As a midwesterner I barely saw anything about the UC strike, I was vaguely aware of it but didn't follow it too closely and didn't hear much chatter about it. I assume since unlike UPS and WGA/SAG major media can't spin it as something that will hurt everyone.
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Jul 15, 2023 16:09
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gradenko_2000 posted:Yeah if you don't want to clean up just use disposables all the time. the problem isn't the stuff that can just go in a dishwasher anyway, it's splatters and cookware. for me at least the real heart of the problem is that 99% of home kitchens are not designed to accommodate cooking with appropriately high heat. alt. reply: becoming the guy who just buys a new skillet for every egg he fries
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Jul 15, 2023 16:15
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I got a toilet with a built in bidet and drying fan.
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Jul 15, 2023 16:23
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Irony.or.Death posted:the problem isn't the stuff that can just go in a dishwasher anyway, it's splatters and cookware. for me at least the real heart of the problem is that 99% of home kitchens are not designed to accommodate cooking with appropriately high heat. Reminds me of the guy who just bought new T-shirts instead of washing them, claiming it used less water. I think he also put his dirty shirts in the freezer for odor control (???)
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Jul 15, 2023 16:25
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Gwyneth Palpate posted:Reminds me of the guy who just bought new T-shirts instead of washing them, claiming it used less water. I think he also put his dirty shirts in the freezer for odor control (???) what
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Jul 15, 2023 16:29
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Palladium posted:what I think it was the guy who created Soylent, the meal replacement for nerds Jeffrey Epstein did this except with $100 dress shirts
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Jul 15, 2023 16:32
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Gwyneth Palpate posted:Reminds me of the guy who just bought new T-shirts instead of washing them, claiming it used less water. I think he also put his dirty shirts in the freezer for odor control (???) soylent ceo guy, dude famously almost killed himself (more than?) once due to not just copying extant meal replacement "shakes" already used in hospitals and instead giving himself artisanal deficiencies
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Jul 15, 2023 16:35
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Microplastics posted:OK it's finally time for me to get answers from bidet-havers because I've had questions for years. Big bidet guy here. If you got poo poo on your hands, would you just wipe it off with paper? 1. You’ll have a wet butthole, but the stream is surprisingly accurate and it’s easy to dry off with a few squares of TP. The nicer powered bidets even have little heated dryer fans if you’re down to linger for a minute. 2. It’s definitely powerful enough. The cheaper un-powered, unheated units (like Tushy or LuxBidet Neo) are actually so powerful on standard home water pressure that it feels like you could strip paint with the valve open more than halfway. I’ve had bidets for years now, and no poo poo has ever defeated it. 3. As others have mentioned, you would still do this, with the difference being that 99% of the time this would be your first and final wipe to dry/verify cleanliness. I regularly go a month+ on the same roll of TP. I can’t remember the last time I bought a pack. If you have a power outlet near your toilet, I highly recommend something like this: Bio Bidet by Bemis BB-1000W Supreme Warm Water Bidet Toilet Seat, Elongated, White https://a.co/d/3eumPuA
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Jul 15, 2023 16:48
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Bastard Tetris posted:I think it was the guy who created Soylent, the meal replacement for nerds A store brand dress shirt from JC Penny's is like $70 now (full price)
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Jul 15, 2023 16:49
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Palladium posted:what if you freeze the clothes it kills bacteria and results in less odor. very simple.
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Jul 15, 2023 16:53
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KillerFuzzball posted:You’ll have a wet butthole, but the stream is surprisingly accurate
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Jul 15, 2023 16:57
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wipe accuracy improves with a lower BMI
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Jul 15, 2023 16:58
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AvesPKS posted:A store brand dress shirt from JC Penny's is like $70 now (full price) lol I haven’t set foot in one since some PE group bought the entire shopping center and gutted it before selling it to Westfield
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Jul 15, 2023 17:01
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your butthole will be wet and you will love it
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Jul 15, 2023 17:24
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Jul 15, 2023 17:44
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Oglethorpe posted:speaking of yearly re-runs grain comes down the Mississippi btw. when it can’t it goes to the e/w coast by rail or handy’s calling the lakes.
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Jul 15, 2023 17:52
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Cold on a Cob posted:but these days it's all leveraged buyouts, stripping the company assets, then pulling the ripcord to get out and often it happens 2-3 times to the same company by different private equity.
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Jul 15, 2023 17:54
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euphronius posted:espn also pivoted to talking heads programming which is awful also they laid off everyone who isn't Stephen A. Smith.
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Jul 15, 2023 17:57
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SARS-Cordyceps posted:That's ok. Lentils aren't very good. mods?!
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Jul 15, 2023 18:12
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i am harry posted:not sure why any of you think this is projection rather than simple assumption about the greater goon population He wipe his butt wrong
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Jul 15, 2023 18:20
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Bar Ran Dun posted:and often it happens 2-3 times to the same company by different private equity. This happened to KB Toys and the company was so thoroughly run into the ground that trademark for it is now abandoned. 
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Jul 15, 2023 18:31
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is pepsi ok posted:This happened to KB Toys and the company was so thoroughly run into the ground that trademark for it is now abandoned. It was Bain Capital that killed it the first time, just like Toys R Us
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Jul 15, 2023 18:54
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RealityWarCriminal posted:it's very american that actors go on strike and everyone pays attention but everyone else going on strike gets nothing
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Jul 15, 2023 18:56
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comedyblissoption posted:aptly covered by the treat & slop theory of american politics 
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Jul 15, 2023 19:00
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Every time I explain private equity leveraged buyouts and the subsequent tearing the corporate copper wiring out of the walls people are like "no, it can't work like that- that doesn't sound like it should be able to happen!"
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Jul 15, 2023 19:08
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I haven't been in the USA for 2 years and am wandering around a Sam's Club in Arkansas rn I now understand why the American consumer is still considered "strong" also lol everything is so cheap and abundant there so much further to fall webcams for christ has issued a correction as of 19:12 on Jul 15, 2023 |
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Jul 15, 2023 19:09
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the gently caress is linear tv
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Jul 15, 2023 19:27
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Centrist Committee posted:the gently caress is linear tv looked it up. basically "normal" tv under a broadcasting schedule i.e. channels
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Jul 15, 2023 19:29
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non-linear streaming is what happens to me when I pee after a night of sex :hi5:
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Jul 15, 2023 19:34
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StrugglingHoneybun posted:non-linear streaming is what happens to me when I pee after a night of sex Lots of speculation in this thread
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Jul 15, 2023 19:40
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