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Sit the pig down in front of Disney+ hohoho
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Jul 15, 2023 19:45
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Koirhor posted:he knows he’s not really a 1% motorcycle gang member right? because ok lol sure man How can anyone see the successful right-wing power grab and not cheer when striking, unionized actors publically call for loving up execs?
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Jul 15, 2023 20:13
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Yes, there is clearly something to be gained by celebrities popularizing personal action against wealth disparity in America
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Jul 15, 2023 20:14
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i am harry posted:you can still use tp dude just like one clean wipe and you’re done instead of five lovely ones and then walk around all day with poo poo smeared all over you My kids don't like using the toilet away from home because of this. Got a bidet during COVID for $20 due to toilet paper insanity that just attaches onto a regular toilet and never looked back.
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Jul 15, 2023 21:21
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I saw non euclidean TV once in college when I took gas station drugs and put on Superjail
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Jul 15, 2023 21:31
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Microplastics posted:OK it's finally time for me to get answers from bidet-havers because I've had questions for years. 1) yes but you can just use a bit of toilet paper and pat it, no need to wipe or anything 2) on mine there are two settings, one is a more powerful spray (lol), also you can move where the nozzle is positioned as needed 3) that one bit you pat with will be clean i have this one currently https://alphabidet.com/products/alpha-gx-wave-bidet-seat best part is actually the nightlight so you can pee without having to blind yourself with the full room light late at night most people will need to get a new outlet put in by the toilet for any of these electric ones actionjackson has issued a correction as of 21:55 on Jul 15, 2023 |
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Jul 15, 2023 21:52
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Microplastics posted:OK it's finally time for me to get answers from bidet-havers because I've had questions for years. Echoing all the other posts 1. Dab dry with less toilet paper than it would have taken to actually get clean 2. the uh jet on mine is pretty powerful. I have the toto seat add on style and i've had it since 2014. It has a little warm water reservoir too. 3. I can count on one hand the number of times that the toilet paper has picked up anything missed by the bidet on one hand but because of point 1 - still dabbing with the toilet paper - its all good. nice toilet paper is honestly really loving expensive and cutting down on that cost feels good.
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Jul 15, 2023 21:56
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the outlet requirement is really the shittiest part
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Jul 15, 2023 22:02
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:the outlet requirement is really the shittiest part looking forward to being woken up by a nice cold blast of rear end water
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Jul 15, 2023 22:07
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learn 2 plumb
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Jul 15, 2023 22:08
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Goons bursting out of the woodwork at the opportunity to compare rear end wiping techniques
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Jul 15, 2023 22:12
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i wikpe my rear end with a rag on a stick
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Jul 15, 2023 22:15
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Vox Nihili posted:Goons bursting out of the woodwork at the opportunity to compare rear end wiping techniques we all have an rear end friend
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Jul 15, 2023 22:21
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In Training posted:lmao Trump got permabanned from SAG because of Jan 6. But he was a member & otherwise, yes, would be on strike right now. lol
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Jul 15, 2023 22:24
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Monkey Fracas posted:Every time I explain private equity leveraged buyouts and the subsequent tearing the corporate copper wiring out of the walls people are like "no, it can't work like that- that doesn't sound like it should be able to happen!" it would be called “stealing” in any other context
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Jul 15, 2023 22:24
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comedyblissoption posted:i wikpe my rear end with a rag on a stick I also wipe this guy's rear end with a rag on a stick
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Jul 15, 2023 22:24
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Monkey Fracas posted:Every time I explain private equity leveraged buyouts and the subsequent tearing the corporate copper wiring out of the walls people are like "no, it can't work like that- that doesn't sound like it should be able to happen!" it's straight up the Sopranos episode about the sporting goods store but somehow legitimate
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Jul 15, 2023 22:25
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if you have an outlet higher up on the wall, it's really easy because an electrician can just cut a new outlet hole and then drop the romex from the one above. but if you have to go horizontal it's sawz-all time, and then mudding that is a pain in the rear end to get it to look nice
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Jul 15, 2023 22:26
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Microplastics posted:OK it's finally time for me to get answers from bidet-havers because I've had questions for years. If you have messy shits, you need to clean up your diet. Getting a bidet is just treating the symptoms, not the cause
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Jul 15, 2023 23:25
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actionjackson posted:if you have an outlet higher up on the wall, it's really easy because an electrician can just cut a new outlet hole and then drop the romex from the one above. but if you have to go horizontal it's sawz-all time, and then mudding that is a pain in the rear end to get it to look nice Who on earth has an outlet above their toilet
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Jul 15, 2023 23:27
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UKJeff posted:If you have messy shits, you need to clean up your diet. Getting a bidet is just treating the symptoms, not the cause Eat fiber and get a bidet
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Jul 15, 2023 23:29
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UKJeff posted:Who on earth has an outlet above their toilet It's been standard per code for a while to put an outlet with in like a foot of every bathroom sink in order to facilitate for like hair dryers, curling irons, toothbrushes, shavers. etc. Usually your sinks are above and not far from your toilet.
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Jul 15, 2023 23:30
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RealityWarCriminal posted:goons will really walk out and buy a bidet instead of eating fiber
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Jul 15, 2023 23:32
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I also wipe this guy's rear end with a rag on a stick We all do shut up
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Jul 15, 2023 23:36
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the three seashells is obviously controls for a bidet
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Jul 15, 2023 23:41
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Crazypoops posted:We all do shut up Thank you, Crazypoops.
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Jul 15, 2023 23:42
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silicone thrills posted:It's been standard per code for a while to put an outlet with in like a foot of every bathroom sink in order to facilitate for like hair dryers, curling irons, toothbrushes, shavers. etc. Usually your sinks are above and not far from your toilet. The post in question mentioned the ease of adding an outlet within the same stud bay, which is true. I’ve never seen an outlet over a toilet, and I work as a remodeler, but maybe it’s out there and I just haven’t seen one? An outlet over the vanity is gonna be at least one stud bays over from the toilet so to get the wiring over to the toilet is gonna involve cutting drywall open to access the wall studs, which means you have to patch it and repaint, in addition to the electrical work. Not a huge deal but a bit more than adding an outlet for $300 or whatever your electrician charges
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Jul 15, 2023 23:44
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Just get one of these for like $70
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Jul 15, 2023 23:46
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UKJeff posted:The post in question mentioned the ease of adding an outlet within the same stud bay, which is true. I’ve never seen an outlet over a toilet, and I work as a remodeler, but maybe it’s out there and I just haven’t seen one? There is a Crappy construction thread. Just more fodder for that thread. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3431884
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Jul 16, 2023 00:30
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I have bidet question #4: the bidet stream blasts your rear end in a top hat and cleans it - do the poo poo particles spray around the area? Do they land on the bidet itself? Do you move your rear end around the stream to make sure you have full coverage?
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Jul 16, 2023 01:15
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americans......... 
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Jul 16, 2023 01:19
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riding my bidet stream like i've got rent due
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Jul 16, 2023 01:33
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fwiw the bidet i got is the luxxe model with splash guard but no heat
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Jul 16, 2023 01:34
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$50 for neptune's chilly kiss twice a day or so
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Jul 16, 2023 01:35
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KillerFuzzball posted:Bio Bidet by Bemis BB-1000W Supreme Warm Water Bidet Toilet Seat, Elongated, White https://a.co/d/3eumPuA seconded I had the good luck of doing a search for heated seat bidet last time it was being talked about and found one of these …. https://luxebidet.com/products/electronic-bidet …and last time it was half off and NOW ITS HALF OFF HOLY poo poo BUY ONE OF THESE HOLY gently caress IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THESE TO GO ON SALE HONEY…..! honey!! the bidet!!! it’s on sale again!!!!
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Jul 16, 2023 01:38
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i don’t have an outlet next to the toilet, it’s moot anyway. i have the bidet, it was gifted, but im not about to run an extension cord to the vanity outlet.
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Jul 16, 2023 01:42
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I have a tushy bidet and it’s pretty good, but if I hit the lotto I’d get a Japanese bidet before almost anything else
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Jul 16, 2023 01:46
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is this bidetnomics
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Jul 16, 2023 01:51
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yospos rear end posting
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Jul 16, 2023 01:53
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if I can recommend one small luxury in this brief, horrible flicker of a life, it’s waking up at 3am in the cold of winter and sitting on a heated toilet seat you got for half off the math adds up to less than 50c a day for just a year of service 🫡
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Jul 16, 2023 02:03
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