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poo poo up my rear end gonna poo poo on a dog and gently caress an anus in the butt
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Huh. This is Terminal 5 of Heathrow, it's 7am, I can see the planes backed up thirty deep, we're just walking to the rear door of the plane and the two ground staff are way behind me. If I just start running full speed towards the main runway now, I could make that other plane need to emergency stop or crash and cause a huge incident. I could gently caress up European and some global air travel for a whole day. I could cause thousands of people to miss their flights and no-one could stop me in time. I don't like my job anyway. All I have to do is start running that way, over there, as fast as I can. I could do it right now. It's only 200 metres away. I could cause so much trouble. Go on. Run. Do it.
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Jul 6, 2023 00:13
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everybody's got a job to do, everybody's got to move and groove
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Jul 6, 2023 00:33
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It's Gonna Be A Subaru Summer!!!
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Jul 6, 2023 00:41
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here we GO! *American Dad vacation family hunt montage begins*
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Good morning bastards! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acw7w2EtuJU
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Rides Naked posted:everybody's got a job to do, MISTER BUS DRIVER?!?!?!
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Jul 6, 2023 01:56
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Junk posted:poo poo up my rear end gonna poo poo on a dog and gently caress an anus in the butt Poop stick strokin butt hosed by gaped borehole dick
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Jul 6, 2023 02:04
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I’m afraid of chickens!
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Jul 6, 2023 02:29
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MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL
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Jul 6, 2023 20:03
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gently caress SALT
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Jul 6, 2023 20:31
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Maybe tomorrow, I'll wanna settle down Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on OOOOOH-WEEEEEE-OOOOOOH
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Jul 6, 2023 21:57
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[insert noun or concept]? A trifle!
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Jul 6, 2023 22:04
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Once upon a time I shitted. The whole village came out going "What's that stank." It was my bootyhole stanking. No one had ever shitted before, so they were astonished, some of them threw up. It spread like a disease, other people started making GBS threads and because they'd never done it before and didn't know what to do all the poo poo went into their pants and slid off their dresses and stuff. Everyone was screaming and it smelled so bad and people were throwing up and there were piles of poo poo and throw up everywhere. It was pandemonium. One guy shitted and threw up so hard he died of dehydration which made everyone else panic and there was a whole furor. They all looked at me with hatred in their eyes because they blamed me as I was patient zero for making GBS threads. They began to chase me with torches but they were still making GBS threads and I was still making GBS threads so people were running with their legs in a really wide stance. This made them realize something though, they saw that the wide stance was just big enough to allow a horse underneath their legs. So they took the horses they kept around as a really huge pets and actually got on top of them. They were making GBS threads on the back of the horses which caused the horses to panic and start running towards me. They hit me in the head with torches and killed me by burning my head until I died. This is how horse-riding was invented because I shitted.
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Jul 6, 2023 22:36
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Hurry up, Qui-Gon!
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Jul 7, 2023 00:04
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Log emoji.
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Jul 7, 2023 00:22
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OOOOOOH I GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!
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Jul 7, 2023 00:37
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every time i have to select a font "i am the ront font bontler"
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Jul 7, 2023 00:43
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Always practice safer Sephiroth.
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Jul 9, 2023 17:25
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PEnis fucker enters rear end, rear end fards and whole poop form around dick like pig in blanket.
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Jul 12, 2023 03:20
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Have yourself, a, magical little Christmas....
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Jul 12, 2023 03:21
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I should kill my family and move to Spain
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Jul 12, 2023 03:50
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Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow.....
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Jul 12, 2023 04:04
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PISS from an rear end
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Jul 12, 2023 04:13
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Sorry to say...it's binch grimps. Big time.
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Jul 16, 2023 06:58
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5. 5 Dollar.
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Jul 16, 2023 06:59
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Go ahead, switch to Comcast. I loving dare you.
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Jul 16, 2023 08:38
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Big chicken butt lickin' daddy's head be tickin'
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Jul 16, 2023 10:13
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life without cosette means nothing at all would you weep, cosette, should marius fall? will you weep, cosette? for me?
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Jul 16, 2023 10:59
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redshirt posted:5. 5 Dollar. oh you son of a bitch
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Jul 16, 2023 12:18
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HOLD A RAZOR IN YOUR TEETH AND TRIP AND FALL
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Jul 16, 2023 13:09
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You'll never die. It won't let you die. You're here forever.
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Jul 16, 2023 13:19
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ITS RAINING MEN! (THUNDER CRASH)
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Jul 16, 2023 13:49
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Cosplaying is just blackface but for anime
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Jul 16, 2023 17:05
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Usually when I'm walking by my cats it's, "don't drop _whatever_is_in_my_hands_ you'll crush that poor cat's skull" and then I feel sad because I don't wanna hurt my kitty and extra sad that there are people out there that do hurt cats.
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Jul 16, 2023 17:24
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fart, flatulating, passing gas, lick himself, tally whacker, etc. https://youtu.be/pWCiRAOF_jg
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Jul 16, 2023 17:37
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SEE-AITCH-ARR EYE-ESS-TEE EM-AY-ESS, TIME *mad kazoo noises*
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Jul 16, 2023 18:01
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Probably misses his old glasses.
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Jul 16, 2023 18:07
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cadex posted:Lisa needs braces Dental plan
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Cholo fugue state
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