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erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
"Goochy Gunt"

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erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
:gas:

Triikan
Feb 23, 2007
Most Loved
Whenever somebody gets murdered anywhere in the world, I immediately hope they don't think I did it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Come my lady come come my lady, you're my butterfly, sugar baby

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

am I awake right now?

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Bideo James

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Come my lady come come my lady, you're my butterfly, sugar baby

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Triikan posted:

Whenever somebody gets murdered anywhere in the world, I immediately hope they don't think I did it

Whenever someone is murdered, I immediately wonder if I did it and just don't remember. :tinfoil:

Tristesse
Feb 23, 2006

Chasing the dream.
Every time I see a goose my brain goes "Honkey"

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
cucky pizzone

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

marshmallow creep posted:

Whenever someone is murdered, I immediately wonder if I did it and just don't remember. :tinfoil:

what, you Ethan Mars or something

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I saw a fat chun li cosplayer and thought to myself "chub-li"

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

bossy lady posted:

I saw a fat chun li cosplayer and thought to myself "chub-li"

spinning bird (rotisserie) kick

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




this burrito needs more corn

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right. The other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
magicians should fight magicians on tv using their magic skills.

they havent been popular in a while and this could help

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

No boondiggling

ala the no loafing sign

Gubbinal Girl
Apr 11, 2022


Martin Luther "Raw Dog" King

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I wish there was a robocop themed french crepery called "Your move, Crepe"

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




gonna make ya squart

Angstrom Gothington
Feb 19, 2007

Raise your arms in the big black sky, raise your arms the highest you can, so the whole universe will glow.
Get beefy bitch. Get REAL beefy bitch!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Angstrom Gothington posted:

Get beefy bitch. Get REAL beefy bitch!

used to say this to myself when playing that mobile snake game forever ago where you kill other snakes by making them run into then collect their essejce to grow ever larger. in fact i used to name myself "getbeefyquick"

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I'm a little monkey. Monkey monkey monkey.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Angstrom Gothington posted:

Get beefy bitch. Get REAL beefy bitch!

get beefy king
https://beefykingorlando.com

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Larry Cum Free posted:

cucky pizzone

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

LOVE, VITALIS

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





lol intrusive thoughts aren’t real. just think about something else.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
intrusive thoughts are actually chat prompts from the machine elves

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
b:sonia:bs

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Saying bitch rear end motherfucker in an african accent

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

There was a kid in middle school who used to burp into his mouth, blow it in someone’s face, and then announce BURP N BLOW, and sometimes I just remember him yelling that phrase.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I have clinically diagnosed OCD so my entire life is intrusive thoughts. The funnier ones I like to share without context much to the chagrin of those in the room.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

girl meets boy
girl meets girl
boy meets boy
me hoy menoy

Punkinhead fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jun 27, 2023

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


donald trump always says we have to build the flag.

Bread Zeppelin
Aug 2, 2006
Stairway to Leaven
"did I say something terrible?"
oh never mind this is supposed to be about nonsensical thoughts

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

ScobblyMan

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes (over and over again for the last 6 hours)

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


teeth come in fours please leave your shoes at the door.

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