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LBJ's nutsack pinching pants were classic conservativism, and the custom tailored ones he got with extra nutsack hanging room with the hem that goes around to the bunghole were his fall to socialist participation trophy lover
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haljordan posted:Next she'll whine about Biden having a huge LBJ style hog 50/50 shot that Hunter got that swanger from his pops or his late mom
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Oh wow, sounds like a Biden ad, appealing to progressive voters lmao. quote:LBJ had the Great Society, Joe Biden has Build Back Better. And he still is working on it. The largest public investment in social, infrastructure, and environmental programmes, that is actually finishing what FDR started, that LBJ expanded on, and Joe Biden is attempting to complete. Socialism. Just this quote, set to music, played over stock footages of ethnic minorities, young people, gay couples, and union workers lol.
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They both got into office because the previous president’s brain turned to mush
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LifeSunDeath posted:drat if that's the secret to undoing all this nonsense... Now I want one of those water planes trump wanted to use on notre dame full of mashed potatoes to do a strafing run over one of his rallies
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Did Mike Flynn suffer a severe head injury while skiing or something? He was always a little nutty but now he's truly off the rails.
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Kevyn posted:They both got into office because the previous president’s brain turned to mush 
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Yeah he suffered an really bad Republican injury called “going broke”
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Kevyn posted:They both got into office because the previous president’s brain turned to mush goddamn lol
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I remember an article years back (2017?) where a reporter tagged along with this former Navy Seal on their volunteer anti-human trafficking and all throughout he was pointing at every bush and tree frothing at the mouth going "there was child rape HERE, and there was child rape THERE!" a la- Grampa Simpson seeing death. Are these the same guys from the movie?
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Slam Pajamas posted:I remember an article years back (2017?) where a reporter tagged along with this former Navy Seal on their volunteer anti-human trafficking and all throughout he was pointing at every bush and tree frothing at the mouth going "there was child rape HERE, and there was child rape THERE!" a la- Grampa Simpson seeing death. Are these the same guys from the movie? Here is a good article on how hosed up the corporate "child abduction for profit" industry is: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/13/...&smid=url-share
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LordSloth posted:https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1680325619270422529?s=46 Gaetz is just saying the age of the girls he likes to date.
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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a man named Donald Trump. He was known for his extravagant lifestyle, his love for gold, and his unique way of doing things. One day, he found himself in a peculiar situation that would forever be etched in the annals of history. It was a chilly evening, and Donald Trump had just finished a long day of negotiations and meetings. Exhausted, he returned to his luxurious penthouse suite, craving comfort and relaxation. As he entered his opulent dining room, he noticed a bowl of mashed potatoes sitting on the table. The aroma of butter and cream filled the air, tempting his senses. Curiosity piqued, Donald Trump approached the bowl, his eyes gleaming with intrigue. He had always been a man of unconventional tastes, and this moment was no exception. Without a second thought, he dipped his finger into the creamy mound and tasted it. The flavors exploded in his mouth, and he was instantly captivated. In a sudden surge of passion, Donald Trump's imagination ran wild. He envisioned the mashed potatoes as a symbol of power, a representation of his ability to conquer any challenge. The smooth texture reminded him of his own charisma, while the buttery richness mirrored his wealth. In that moment, he felt an inexplicable connection to the bowl of mashed potatoes. Driven by his unique desires, Donald Trump decided to take his relationship with the mashed potatoes to the next level. He cleared the table, dimmed the lights, and adorned the room with golden accents. He wanted this experience to be unforgettable, even if it was just between him and the bowl of mashed potatoes. As he gently scooped a spoonful of mashed potatoes, he whispered sweet nothings to the bowl, praising its creamy perfection. He caressed the bowl's edges, feeling an odd sense of satisfaction. With each bite, he savored the flavors, savoring the moment as if it were a forbidden pleasure. Unbeknownst to Donald Trump, his butler, Jenkins, had accidentally left the door ajar. Jenkins, a discreet and loyal servant, had seen many peculiar things during his time working for Mr. Trump. However, this particular scene left him utterly bewildered. He discreetly retreated, deciding to keep this secret to himself, for the sake of his employer's reputation. As the night wore on, Donald Trump's love affair with the mashed potatoes reached its climax. He reveled in the forbidden pleasure, feeling a sense of liberation and indulgence. In that moment, he was free from the pressures of the world, free to embrace his eccentricities without judgment. The next morning, Donald Trump awoke with a sense of contentment. He had experienced something truly unique, something that only he could understand. He knew that this story would never be shared with the world, but it would forever remain etched in his memory. And so, the tale of Donald Trump's love affair with a bowl of mashed potatoes became a secret known only to him and the golden walls of his penthouse suite. It served as a reminder that even the most powerful and influential individuals have their own peculiarities, their own hidden desires. And sometimes, it is in those moments of vulnerability that we truly find ourselves.
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bird with big dick posted:Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a man named Donald Trump. He was known for his extravagant lifestyle, his love for gold, and his unique way of doing things. One day, he found himself in a peculiar situation that would forever be etched in the annals of history.  added to OP as well haljordan fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jul 16, 2023 |
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Shanghaied posted:The patent office doesn't care if it's a good idea or even that it works as it's supposed to. As long as it's novel and non-obvious and presumably useful to someone, they'll allow it. There're a lot of really dumb patents out there. Yes, this is true and happens all the time. Some estimates say only around 10% of patents actually make it to market.
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does the US patent officie atleast ban Perpetual motion machines?
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Dicty Bojangles posted:Yes, this is true and happens all the time. Some estimates say only around 10% of patents actually make it to market. Much like PhD research topics. It doesn't have to be useful to get you that degree, it just has to be novel in some minute way.
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Now do Rob DeSantis but with pudding.
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PhazonLink posted:does the US patent officie atleast ban Perpetual motion machines? https://patents.google.com/patent/US20070246939A1/en
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PhazonLink posted:gently caress have no clue if this episode will have even ONE single person thats regret moving to FL. Let’s check back with them in about two years, after they’ve had three more devastating hurricanes, and the state-run home insurance they have (due to a dozen insurance companies pulling out of the state entirely) has to declare insolvency and won’t pay to fix the damage. At that point they will be screaming for the federal govt to rebuild their houses and it won’t be any goldurn socialism, nosiree.
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i’m the ratio of actual video to gold ads what dems were calling the cuties stuff empowering? the gently caress?
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i mean some of them already moved there in 2020, so technically 3(2.X) years already. a non zero amount may have done a JAN6.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Anti Desantis ads from Trump campaign Hmmmm that heading looks familiar, where have I seen it before? oh yeah 
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Silly Burrito posted:Hmmmm that heading looks familiar, where have I seen it before? Pls clep
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LordSloth posted:https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1680325619270422529?s=46 hey, everyone stop commenting *at all* on your personal opinions on others' physical appearance please. thanks. That said, Gaetz is a 1. I get a pass, here.
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Jeb had a jeb branded volcanic stone bowl, but thats too ethnic, whats the (racist, FLman)white people version of that.
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Outpost22 posted:Now do Rob DeSantis but with pudding. Slander, Ron doesn't eat pudding with his butt
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PhazonLink posted:Jeb had a jeb branded volcanic stone bowl, but thats too ethnic, whats the (racist, FLman)white people version of that. The Jeb guacabowle was in fact plastic and cost like 50 bucks
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PhazonLink posted:Jeb had a jeb branded volcanic stone bowl, but thats too ethnic, whats the (racist, FLman)white people version of that.
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Catastrophe posted:hey, everyone stop commenting *at all* on your personal opinions on others' physical appearance please. thanks. You could screen a copy of the Barbie movie on that guy's forehead.
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bird with big dick posted:Can someone type Muscular Naked 77 Year Old Donald Trump Slathered in Mashed Potatoes into one of those AI thingies I can give you Donald Trump sitting at the dinner table crying with a bowl of mashed potatoes on his head      
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My immediate instinct is to probe you for this horrible nightmare but I'm gonna let it slide.
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haljordan posted:My immediate instinct is to probe you for this horrible nightmare but I'm gonna let it slide. 
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Republicans: Dems are all gay groomers and slurs. Also Republicans: Wow dems are so uncivilized.
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There it is again. You lying gently caress. No one is calling DeSantis a loving fascist “just because they disagree” he’s being called that for trying to wipe out a group of people he doesn’t like, banning books, training a militia to be his own personal SS, and inspiring gatherings of people with loving swastika flags to show up and intimidate the people he wants to eradicate and any number of other actual hitler poo poo. loving rear end in a top hat.
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loving    https://twitter.com/Bidar411/status/1680237069858230273?s=20 Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Jul 16, 2023 |
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Faustian Bargain posted:what dems were calling the cuties stuff empowering? the gently caress? why would you assume any dems, or anyone at all, said that?
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