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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





yeah, sure, I was eliminated first, but I’m just warming up

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

sb hermit posted:

yeah, sure, I was eliminated first, but I’m just warming up

I still believe in you!

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

https://clips.twitch.tv/SourGentleSkirretDeIlluminati-6vtEkAmF4zX5751l

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
You can deny the Soypremacy all you want, Mister. But this diap's headed your way. One way. Or another. Way.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i was not thrown over the top rope. i was put over the middle rope. i am still a competitor

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

grats old friend cavauro. great show ty for hosting

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

FilthyImp posted:

You can deny the Soypremacy all you want, Mister. But this diap's headed your way. One way. Or another. Way.

Lad you got dumped, I need you and pewds to put in some training hours


Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

i think ghosthorse deserves a match against sube

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Subjunctive posted:

I still believe in you!

:kiddo:

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





really cheering for danaru there, too bad there is no prize for second place

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Cavauro is strong and he obliterated my noseless rear end


You Can Join Something Awful Wrestling Today

Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9pm Eastern on twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

sb hermit posted:

yeah, sure, I was eliminated first, but I’m just warming up

you should try warming up by throwing someone out

Insetik
Mar 30, 2010

MERRY GLIZZMAS

TheSwizzler posted:

Here are our men's tag teams:



If you're on a team and want a different name than "Team X" or don't like the placeholder, feel free to give your own

Team Video Games is going to be called Gamers Rise Up.

Also, fantastic show and I'm hyped for more regular wrestling!

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

Insetik posted:

Team Video Games is going to be called Gamers Rise Up.

Also, fantastic show and I'm hyped for more regular wrestling!

gently caress yeah :letsgo: :letsgo:

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Boba Pearl defeated Namtab in a TLC Match
Boba Pearl will face sube and the tournament winner for the vacant SAW Women's title

The Saddest Rhino, Wiggly Wayne DDS and Subjunctive defeated Harold Fjord
lmao

sube won an 8-woman battle royale
sube will be in the SAW Women's Title Triple Threat match against Boba Pearl and the Tournament winner

Team GBS defeated Team ePa in a War Games match
gently caress

Cavauro won a 30-man battle royale
Cavauro will face Pungry for the vacant SAW Men's Title

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Megamissen posted:

you should try warming up by throwing someone out

hmm yes we shall take that under consideration

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Gonna have to cut a promo sometime for no reason

Shions of Qud





TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG


Tuesday July 18 - 9pm EDT

TUESDAY NIGHT TITAN DEBUTS


The Grey Brand debuts with matches for the Women's and Tag Title tournaments, as well as some fun exhibition matches

Card:

Harold Fjord vs Buschmaki, Fellis and CubicalSucrose
lol this never gets old

ADTRW vs Malice and Gromit vs Punching is Praxis vs ePa
Tornado Tag Qualifier for the SAW Tag Team Title Match

Amnat the Ankh vs Dr Cool Aids vs GateOfD vs ghosthorse
Fatal 4-way Qualifier for the SAW Women's Title Tournament Final

Solefald vs malsangoroth
Submission match

Team Discovery Channel vs Imp Zone vs PSP Oildome vs The Brigade
Tornado Tag Qualifier for the SAW Tag Team Title Match

Grassy Knowles vs haha what vs Lady Radia vs Leraika
Fatal 4-way Qualifier for the SAW Women's Title Tournament Final

Moderator Cage Match!
MacheteZombie vs Danaru vs The Saddest Rhino
Who is the toughest mod in the men's division?

TheSwizzler fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Jul 17, 2023

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

TheSwizzler posted:



Tuesday July 18 - 9pm EDT

TUESDAY NIGHT TITAN DEBUTS


The Grey Brand debuts with matches for the Women's and Tag Title tournaments, as well as some fun exhibition matches

Card:

Harold Fjord vs Buschmaki, Fellis and CubicalSucrose
lol this never gets old

ADTRW vs Malice and Gromit vs Punching is Praxis vs ePa
Tornado Tag Qualifier for the SAW Tag Team Title Match

Amnat the Ankh vs Dr Cool Aids vs GateOfD vs ghosthorse
Fatal 4-way Qualifier for the SAW Women's Title Tournament Final

Team Discovery Channel vs Imp Zone vs PSP Oildome vs The Brigade
Tornado Tag Qualifier for the SAW Tag Team Title Match

Grassy Knowles vs haha what vs Lady Radia vs Leraika
Fatal 4-way Qualifier for the SAW Women's Title Tournament Final

Moderator Cage Match!
MacheteZombie vs Danaru vs The Saddest Rhino
Who is the toughest mod in the men's division?

lol get rekt harold

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

thank you for fully rigging the entire show for me the way i asked for even though i was waiting for it at 4pm and then completely forgot to show up after playing a god drat video game. the check is in the mail and the vod is on the screen

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

TheSwizzler posted:



Tuesday July 18 - 9pm EDT

TUESDAY NIGHT TITAN DEBUTS


The Grey Brand debuts with matches for the Women's and Tag Title tournaments, as well as some fun exhibition matches

Card:

Harold Fjord vs Buschmaki, Fellis and CubicalSucrose
lol this never gets old

ADTRW vs Malice and Gromit vs Punching is Praxis vs ePa
Tornado Tag Qualifier for the SAW Tag Team Title Match

Amnat the Ankh vs Dr Cool Aids vs GateOfD vs ghosthorse
Fatal 4-way Qualifier for the SAW Women's Title Tournament Final

Team Discovery Channel vs Imp Zone vs PSP Oildome vs The Brigade
Tornado Tag Qualifier for the SAW Tag Team Title Match

Grassy Knowles vs haha what vs Lady Radia vs Leraika
Fatal 4-way Qualifier for the SAW Women's Title Tournament Final

Moderator Cage Match!
MacheteZombie vs Danaru vs The Saddest Rhino
Who is the toughest mod in the men's division?

Gunnin' for harold like it's Lord of the Flies

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
i gotta team up with the guy who kicked my rear end??

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Don't think I don't see you deliberately booking against the ADTRW numbers game. Each of these fatal 4 ways could have 2 ADTRW women in them, minimum.


Hazamuth
May 9, 2007

the original bugsy

RIP ever seeing this live besides while on vacation lol

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Namtab posted:

Don't think I don't see you deliberately booking against the ADTRW numbers game. Each of these fatal 4 ways could have 2 ADTRW women in them, minimum.

There's 2 more 4-ways to go to qualify for the tournament final 4-way

It's the 4-4-4- tournament

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

TheSwizzler posted:

The Saddest Rhino, Wiggly Wayne DDS and Subjunctive defeated Harold Fjord
lmao

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Well with sube in we've got a 33% chance of winning that final, plus gate of D has a 25% chance of winning her match, combine that with my 100% chance of winning any qualifier I'm put in, that gives us a 66% chance of winning the final, which rises to 166% if I'm in the final


FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
The Brigade is definitely an S tier tag name. Holy smokes

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I missed this but I think I will enjoy watching Namtab lose matches on a weekly basis.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Title Tournament brackets and info now in the OP

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Its going to be sad fighting 2 of my friends, but i need that belt and the numbers don't lie


tawal
Feb 7, 2012

Furnaceface posted:

I missed this but I think I will enjoy watching Namtab lose matches on a weekly basis.

you fought well and I'm proud for you.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




TheSwizzler posted:

Title Tournament brackets and info now in the OP

Can you slot me into the SAS roster with pungry?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




tawal posted:

you fought well and I'm proud for you.

I just got to the royal rumble part. ddinkins asking if I was a random CAW hurt.

I didnt know what war games was but that was my favourite of the night so far.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Furnaceface posted:

Can you slot me into the SAS roster with pungry?

You're registered as SAS with Pungry going for the world belt the SAS tag team isn't in the tourney

We do have secondary belts coming and there will be #1 contender determinations that take into account missed opportunities

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




TheSwizzler posted:

You're registered as SAS with Pungry going for the world belt the SAS tag team isn't in the tourney

We do have secondary belts coming and there will be #1 contender determinations that take into account missed opportunities

Gotcha thanks. Just couldnt remember if I had mentioned SAS specifically or just left it at "Im abandoning Namtab and ADTRW for a higher paycheck".

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



TheSwizzler posted:



The Saddest Rhino, Wiggly Wayne DDS and Subjunctive defeated Harold Fjord
[b]lmao

Oscillating between lmao and "oh no" watching this

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lfg!

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
"Solefald vs Namtab vs symbolic vs verbal enema - Date TBD"

I'm gonna be out for blood this match motherfuckers

Shions of Qud





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Jul 26, 2007

Jose posted:

I'm a big fan of the cspam name

its powerful

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