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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Uh turkeys going to send it's navy to protect the grain deal.

So Russia is excluded from negotiating.

Russian subs gonna go in to shoot torps at grain transports. Great visual.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/igorsushko/status/1680761182310006784

Apparently it’s the anniversary of MH17

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
Oh yeah that airliner that Russia shut down

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

Celexi posted:

Oh yeah that airliner that Russia shut down

Only if you can believe known CIA operative "Brown" Moses.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

wet_goods posted:

Going to execute dolphins for dereliction of duty

dolphins were an allied unit, soviets had giant squids

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

Junk posted:

dolphins were an allied unit, soviets had giant squids

https://i0.wp.com/www.sof.news/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/kerch-strait-bridge-protection-graphic.jpg?resize=600%2C297

(See note 17)

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

frumpykvetchbot posted:

I was led to believe they had embraced 21st century technology, including digital direct account money deposits.

After all empire subjects now have some kind of digital app and e-inbox "Gosuslugi"
for electronically receiving government notices like tax payments, vehicle registration notices, school stuff for your kids or as of recently GUESS WHAT DRAFT NOTICE, you're a mobik now, report for loading onto cattle train or kamaz at these coordinates in 24 hours. bring tampons
Ahh but then you have to deal with the Kadyrov block-chain troops...

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
videos of wailing vacationers with ruined plans, when

zone
Dec 6, 2016

frumpykvetchbot posted:

videos of wailing vacationers with ruined plans, when

Crimea was like a second home to us, I'm so disappointed and unhappy, I don't ever want to leave here :qqsay:

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

bridge fall down

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
alanrickmankillitagain.gif

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





zone posted:

Crimea was like a second home to us, I'm so disappointed and unhappy, I don't ever want to leave here :qqsay:

You are in luck, you can't leave now, bridge broke!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

NATO blew up the grain shipment to drag nato into the wr

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
putin waking up to bridge death happy monday fuckboi

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Deki posted:

Only if you can believe known CIA operative "Brown" Moses.

Don't know if this is a shitpost but there was a multilateral investigation that concluded Russia was responsible for shooting down a passenger airliner
https://www.government.nl/topics/mh17-incident/achieving-justice/the-criminal-investigation

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Looks like AA missed. Two strikes. If the vid is legit.

https://twitter.com/israel1il/status/1680790711170375681?s=46&t=7mxmRvJDI3iQ9hKsZkGUdg

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Eat poo poo, bridge.

large hands
Jan 24, 2006

Sounds like cruise missiles

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Storm Shadow does it again. :)

LRADIKAL
Jun 10, 2001

Fun Shoe
what were the little explosions? Anti Air? Then the weapons hit?

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
watch russia start a fuckin war

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Junk posted:

watch russia start a fuckin war

Way things are going, they're going to be unable to start any wars for a long, long time to come.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
What kerch bridge doin

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

HonorableTB posted:

What kerch bridge doin


💣

zone
Dec 6, 2016

HonorableTB posted:

What kerch bridge doin

Pined to go visit Moskva

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Jeez that first missile hit was startling

If that was really missiles (I'd say likely!) then they aint rebuilding that bridge fully ever. As soon as it looks remotely fixed Ukraine will just hit it again

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

uh oh, how are russian troops whose supplies got grifted away going to not get those supplies now??

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Jeez that first missile hit was startling

If that was really missiles (I'd say likely!) then they aint rebuilding that bridge fully ever. As soon as it looks remotely fixed Ukraine will just hit it again

Presumably you can use much lighter missiles to scare-off repair crews than you needed to damage the bridge structure.

AJA
Mar 28, 2015

Junk posted:

watch russia start a fuckin war

how could amerikkka do this?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

After huffing petrol in the MoD building I herby decree that Ukraine will face a spanking for its treachery on Sevastopol and the Kerch.

tiaz
Jul 1, 2004

PICK UP THAT PRESENT.


Zelensky's Zealots

LRADIKAL posted:

what were the little explosions? Anti Air? Then the weapons hit?

I think it's anti-air, yeah. it's common for rounds that do have explosive filler to also have a timed fuse so they destroy themselves if they didn't hit anything before coming back to the ground. I don't know enough to guess at the system, but you can see a similar thing happen in some Gepard intercept videos (though it's definitely not that, obv).

It looks pretty far from where the missiles actually hit though so :shrug:. maybe they lit up some decoys?

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

HonorableTB posted:

What kerch bridge doin

https://streamable.com/leqoqi

zone
Dec 6, 2016

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Jeez that first missile hit was startling

If that was really missiles (I'd say likely!) then they aint rebuilding that bridge fully ever. As soon as it looks remotely fixed Ukraine will just hit it again

According to Pro-Russian sources a firsthand look at the damage made it sound like it's basically even worse than it was first described.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

It looks much sadder live.

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

Fake

(It did actually happen, but because Sushko tweeted it, it un-happened and became fanfic)

large hands
Jan 24, 2006

The Lone Badger posted:

Presumably you can use much lighter missiles to scare-off repair crews than you needed to damage the bridge structure.

afaik Ukraine have two types of missile that can reach Kerch: storm shadows and (maybe) repurposed old Russian SAMs converted to a surface to surface role. The latter are probably not particularly accurate.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Two missies to damage it enough to bring back out Russia's only working set of Kerch bridge rebuilding equipment,

Then give all that irreplaceable poo poo the million tungsten ball treatment.

Then the first official F-16 sortie is a re-creation of the dambusters mission except its battered by a load of high velocity bouncing sex arses.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Hey I've been away for a bit is gbs into this war

I'm going to assume nobody is but for leftist reasons

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Aesop Poprock posted:

Hey I've been away for a bit is gbs into this war

I'm going to assume nobody is but for leftist reasons

The "leftists" demanding we not oppose genocide are in another castle, Mario.

Rust Martialis fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Jul 17, 2023

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
GBS is extremely into this war

ending with Russia ceasing its unconscionable occupation and pulling its troops back to its own borders

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