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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:poo poo, where I work there used to be an adult who took up pissing in a corner of the building. I am currently having to figure out a way to explain to my son "why people are leaving half bottles of irn bru at the side of the road", because hes 4 and if i tell him its piss he will not try to drink it but will try to piss in bottles to see if he can.
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By popular demand posted:And that wasn't a WW1 gotta cool the machine gun with whatever liquid is available situation, right? A respirator.
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:I once told on a guy I caught pissing into part of a machine at work. I felt bad because he was immediately escorted from the building and fired. I actually kinda liked the guy, I just wanted him to stop pissing in the machine. What sort of machine and why was he pissing into it?
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Drone_Fragger posted:I am currently having to figure out a way to explain to my son "why people are leaving half bottles of irn bru at the side of the road", because hes 4 and if i tell him its piss he will not try to drink it but will try to piss in bottles to see if he can. "For birds to pee in."
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Jul 17, 2023 12:28
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In a college a friend of mine got drunk, woke up in the middle of the night, went over to his dresser, opened a drawer, and pissed all over his own clothes. Thanks for coming to my piss talk.
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Scratch Monkey posted:What sort of machine and why was he pissing into it? Lol how is that relevant? It was a cooling water reservoir.
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Jul 17, 2023 12:36
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If he was pissing into the piss cooling reservoir then it would have been alright, so it was important to clarify that wasn’t what was happening
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Well that is clearly a problem, urine exits the body warm.
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By popular demand posted:Well that is clearly a problem, urine exits the body warm. Maybe he was a vampeer
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Jul 17, 2023 12:42
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Drone_Fragger posted:I am currently having to figure out a way to explain to my son "why people are leaving half bottles of irn bru at the side of the road", because hes 4 and if i tell him its piss he will not try to drink it but will try to piss in bottles to see if he can.
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Jul 17, 2023 13:41
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Why pss in a bottle when there's a perfectly good glove compartment right there!
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Jul 17, 2023 14:05
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Why piss in the glove compartment when there's a perfectly good window?
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Why piss in the glove compartment when there's a perfectly good window? But what if the window is open? You'll waste your piss!
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Lol if you didn't have your personal mechanic install a catheter tube in your Bentley to allow you to piss outside while driving. E: Need to have it modified to spray the car behind mine.
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mds2 posted:In a college a friend of mine got drunk, woke up in the middle of the night, went over to his dresser, opened a drawer, and pissed all over his own clothes. Could have been the silverware drawer. For as much as you can call a mismatched assortment of cutlery 'silverware'.
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steinrokkan posted:Why pss in a bottle when there's a perfectly good glove compartment right there! It's the way of the road, bud.
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PainterofCrap posted:I had a loss once at a house where the disabled son of the house was pissing behind a buffet in the dining room. It absolutely reeked; the adults knew something was amiss but assumed it was the dog. did this happen at you parents' house?
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worked someplace that had a serial shitter for awhile. dude would go into a stairwell and take a poo poo on a landing between floors. no tp left behind so that was a mystery as well. eventually they put up some hidden cameras and caught the guy, he wouldn't say why he was doing it and he was otherwise a fine employee.
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My current apartment building's notice board has a notice that says "urine has been found multiple times in the common areas of the building", and asks for tips on the mystery urinator.
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:I once told on a guy I caught pissing into part of a machine at work. I felt bad because he was immediately escorted from the building and fired. I actually kinda liked the guy, I just wanted him to stop pissing in the machine. you should have pissed with him in solidarity
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:My current apartment building's notice board has a notice that says "urine has been found multiple times in the common areas of the building", and asks for tips on the mystery urinator. Sounds like a real pisstery, good luck with urinvestigation
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Murdstone posted:He probably can—it’s pretty easy. The only real difficulty is the bottle might fill up and you’ll have to stop in the middle and replace the bottle, so make sure he’s ready for that and he’ll be pissing in bottles like a pro in no time. It's not like you can stop mid stream, it stings! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ED82l33Rkw `Nemesis posted:worked someplace that had a serial shitter for awhile. dude would go into a stairwell and take a poo poo on a landing between floors. no tp left behind so that was a mystery as well. I worked for the phone company a while ago and there was a legend of an employee making GBS threads in cross boxes, those big metal boxes on street corners that connect wires from the provider to individual houses:  I peed at one once (it was close enough to a fence that with the doors open I was completely enclosed, and I really had to go), but leaving a turd in one would be next level. IIRC took 'em a few months to catch the guy. e: I also pissed in an empty water bottle in the back of my work truck once when I didn't want to leave a gated apartment complex to find a gas station 
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we’ve traced the piss it’s coming from inside the thread
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  https://www.westernstandard.news/ne...9b4dac0350.html This is why Ottawa doesn't care about Alberta lmao
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I was aware people like this existed but still
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By popular demand posted:I was aware people like this existed but still For context this is during the Calgary Stampede, "The Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth". It is more accurately a 10 day celebration of drunken debauchery. Entire city transforms into a cowboy theme with everything that entails. Basically stuff like this is par for the course for the Stampede. I want to say about 7 years ago there was another infamous incident where a woman was getting hosed by two dudes at the same time pretty much right in public, allegedly so she could get wiz khalifa tickets. To her credit she used her 15 minutes of fame to make a ton of money touring all the strip clubs in Alberta.
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Enoch Root posted:I want to say about 7 years ago there was another infamous incident where a woman was getting hosed by two dudes at the same time pretty much right in public, allegedly so she could get wiz khalifa tickets. To her credit she used her 15 minutes of fame to make a ton of money touring all the strip clubs in Alberta. It's not the worst reason.
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It's not the drinking horse piss that I have a problem with. It's that it's a police horse. That's loving disgusting. It's like when people say they "like a man in uniform" but they're talking about cops and soldiers and not Subway Sandwich Artists. Have some loving decency.
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Yeah, but how minimally?
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BrigadierSensible posted:Yeah, but how minimally? Prechewed.
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negligent cursed: so I have a whole 20 theoretical cents I could use if I spend some more money?! I'll get right on that.
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Its basically free real estate
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Rebel Blob posted:It's a genre...? A worse curse than any horrible creature, something that makes me feel so old. 
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We should be able to pay $40 to remove a smilie
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Guess so
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