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yeah theyre super big on building a parallel christians only society
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# ? Jul 17, 2023 23:13 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 20:31 |
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american christianity is unbelievably corrosive and abusive and i am unbelievably lucky to have escaped with most of my sanity intact
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# ? Jul 17, 2023 23:14 |
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Internet Janitor posted:the american christian grifter mediasphere is pretty impressive services too: christian campgrounds, christian retirement planners, etc etc put a little fish logo on it and you can bump your profits 30%
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# ? Jul 17, 2023 23:15 |
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christian summer camps 😬
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# ? Jul 17, 2023 23:17 |
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FMguru posted:the whole christian alt-economy is infinitely entertaining to me. an entire alternate universe of normal consumer products except they are 1) shittier, 2) more expensive, and 3) covered in bible quotes https://biblebible.com/electronic-bible/ when there’s probably a million apps that will read you the bible for free
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# ? Jul 17, 2023 23:19 |
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jesus WEP posted:i love that this piece of poo poo exists
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# ? Jul 17, 2023 23:29 |
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there are also incredibly fuckin old peeps and blind peeps
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# ? Jul 17, 2023 23:30 |
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jesus WEP posted:i love that this piece of poo poo exists biblebible.com for when one bible just isn't enough i pressed play on the product demo and was introduced to rick, the most aggressively average christian man imaginable
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# ? Jul 17, 2023 23:35 |
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honestly i think it just makes some sense if one looks at it in the right light. e.g. if i was a proper buddhist i could imagine having a device with the only purpose of playing inspired utterances or such, and messing with a phone or whatever would be kind of contrary to the purpose of the moment.
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# ? Jul 17, 2023 23:37 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:there are also incredibly fuckin old peeps and blind peeps
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# ? Jul 17, 2023 23:45 |
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jesus WEP posted:i love that this piece of poo poo exists wow poo poo has really moved backwards since 1989's backup plan to being judicially enjoined from selling Apple-II clones, the Franklin KJ-21
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# ? Jul 17, 2023 23:59 |
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:a device with the only purpose of playing inspired utterances my mixtape is freely available
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 00:03 |
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Jonny 290 posted:yeah theyre super big on building a parallel christians only society ~in this world but not of it~
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 01:01 |
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mediaphage posted:~in this world but not of it~ jfc this one drives me nuts. how can you possibly know what the people you claim you are trying to help need if you don't, y'know, talk to them?
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 01:12 |
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jesus WEP posted:blind peeps can use an iphone probably easier than they can use that e-bible, which appears to have been designed completely without accessibility in mind as the buttons have no depth or way to distinguish them without looking that thing is a dumb gimmick that's probably bought exclusively by cable-news-addicted grandparents as gifts for their grandchildren who yeet them into the trash as soon as they leave
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 01:12 |
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Beeftweeter posted:it is definitely dangerous to connect "NATO values" (or whatever, insert geopolitical group here) and "christian values" nato shouldn’t exist
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 01:22 |
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store-brand generic fundie christian attempts at constructing christian societies are honesly pretty pathetic compared to mormons 200 years from now the earth will be a parched, barren wasteland, and the utah street grid system will cover the entirety of north america, with an lds temple every 5 blocks
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 01:24 |
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vladimir putin spent thousands and thousands of russian lives for the seeming grand purpose of making nato relevant again, for some reason
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 01:28 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:vladimir putin spent thousands and thousands of russian lives for the seeming grand purpose of making nato relevant again, for some reason it never stopped being relevant, nato kept attacking places the whole time and was talking about expanding to asia to go after china too
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 01:31 |
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fart simpson posted:it never stopped being relevant, nato kept attacking places the whole time and was talking about expanding to asia to go after china too SEATO existed at one point.. if i'm remembering the news cycle correctly, they tried to establish a branch outpost in japan but were shot down by france recently
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 01:45 |
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Jonny 290 posted:my mixtape is freely available the post said inspired not insipid
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 01:52 |
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quiggy posted:jfc this one drives me nuts. how can you possibly know what the people you claim you are trying to help need if you don't, y'know, talk to them? what are you talking about, it says right in the bible what people need what are you gonna trust them to tell you? they're sinners
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 01:56 |
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Shame Boy posted:what are you talking about, it says right in the bible what people need all you need is jesus, duh.
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 02:04 |
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Expo70 posted:the dark patterns part of my brain is wondering if someone could socially engineer them into thinking that the act of voting is anti-christian or something because democracy undermines the rule of god or whatever and that whatever people choose means they open themselves up for gods punishments if they decide to have premarital homo sex or whatever -- and that intervening will mean they'll be punished by god for trying to steer its plan or something this is something jehova's witnesses were telling their practitioners as recently as 30 years ago, so it may still be a thing, just not anywhere near as common as you'd hope
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 02:10 |
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Expo70 posted:the dark patterns part of my brain is wondering if someone could socially engineer them into thinking that the act of voting is anti-christian or something because democracy undermines the rule of god or whatever and that whatever people choose means they open themselves up for gods punishments if they decide to have premarital homo sex or whatever -- and that intervening will mean they'll be punished by god for trying to steer its plan or something my parents were part of a group called the brethren in Australia who believed exactly that, which is also why I didn't have television growing up until I was 11.
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 02:12 |
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quiggy posted:jfc this one drives me nuts. how can you possibly know what the people you claim you are trying to help need if you don't, y'know, talk to them? you're in good company the best track Stevie Wonder ever laid was partly about calling this poo poo out mostly bout his mom tho shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Jul 18, 2023 |
# ? Jul 18, 2023 02:23 |
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fart simpson posted:nato shouldn’t exist agreed but it does, lol @ there being "nato values" anyway though. i wonder how trying to impose christian values might go down in turkey
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 02:36 |
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Beeftweeter posted:agreed but it does, lol @ there being "nato values" anyway though. i wonder how trying to impose christian values might go down in turkey oh i thought we were doing "shoulds" since you said the values shouldnt be aligned. my bad
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 02:43 |
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quiggy posted:jfc this one drives me nuts. how can you possibly know what the people you claim you are trying to help need if you don't, y'know, talk to them? idk if it's different in non-protestant sects, because i was raised methodist and later baptist, but lmao literally nothing matters other than being "saved" (which entails nothing more than saying "jesus christ is my lord and savior" and/or just stating "yes i am saved" at some point. maybe eventually you get dunked in the pool or sprinkled with some water, but it's not required). anything beyond that is gravy. i'm serious, that's it, that's your entry into heaven, non-negotiable, non-refundable
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 02:51 |
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sorry if you grew up in it too and already knew that, but it's still a fuckin trip
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 02:52 |
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If believing in jesus is the only thing that actually matters you would think they could lay off inflicting the other bullshit on everyone else because it's just pure virtue signalling
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 02:57 |
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mystes posted:If believing in jesus is the only thing that actually matters you would think they could lay off inflicting the other bullshit on everyone else because it's just pure virtue signalling but you see, when you don't have to worry about actually doing anything, you can instead spend all that time virtue signaling :v
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 03:00 |
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i wasn't raised religious but i always figured that american protestantism expanded on "faith not works" by essentially arguing that someone whose actions are deeply immoral doesn't have true faith. otherwise it's trivially susceptible to the deathbed confessional of a rapist murderer embodiment of pure evil who converts with his dying breath, welp he's going to heaven
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 03:44 |
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DELETE CASCADE posted:i wasn't raised religious but i always figured that american protestantism expanded on "faith not works" by essentially arguing that someone whose actions are deeply immoral doesn't have true faith. otherwise it's trivially susceptible to the deathbed confessional of a rapist murderer embodiment of pure evil who converts with his dying breath, welp he's going to heaven no it absolutely is and it's an inspirational story when it happens not an obvious flaw
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 03:46 |
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sure this guy killed 40 women but he found jesus on death row and that's just one of the beautiful miracles of christ
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 03:47 |
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look here's an interview with him where he talks about how the homosexual agenda and satanic music made him murder those women, and now that he's trustworthy we should absolutely take him at his word and listen closely
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 03:50 |
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it went the other way, sola fide as dissociation for doing whatever the gently caress you want lotta native aboriginal peeps got the protestant spiel and figured whitey were atheists
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 03:51 |
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see also how my abortion is the only moral abortion, etc
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 03:53 |
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you had an abortion?
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 03:53 |
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fart simpson posted:you had an abortion? yeah... my poasts!!!!!!!
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# ? Jul 18, 2023 03:54 |