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I feel like I am a minority goon in not being such a gross slug that I poo poo myself on accident. Raise your hand, who here has never accidentally poo poo themself? Not counting being sick, that doesn't count.
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Jul 18, 2023 03:24
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credburn posted:I feel like I am a minority goon in not being such a gross slug that I poo poo myself on accident. Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to
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Jul 18, 2023 03:27
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credburn posted:I feel like I am a minority goon in not being such a gross slug that I poo poo myself on accident. I made a thread about sleeping naked and a distressing amount of goons are seriously worried about making GBS threads themselves while asleep
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Jul 18, 2023 03:31
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you have to take your daily olestra shots to maintain your something awful membership are you not taking yours credburn
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credburn posted:I feel like I am a minority goon in not being such a gross slug that I poo poo myself on accident. correction, you haven't poo poo yourself YET
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Steampunk_Spoon posted:What kind of sociopath thought a dog yelping in pain was a good premise for a toy? When the dude hooks up those wires it straight up looks and sounds like he's torturing the thing. thank you, I turned it off when that started and hugged my dog
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Jul 18, 2023 03:49
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credburn posted:I feel like I am a minority goon in not being such a gross slug that I poo poo myself on accident. Dear Something Awful Forum, I never thought it would happen to me, but..... Jaxyon has a new favorite as of 04:38 on Jul 18, 2023 |
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Jul 18, 2023 04:05
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I've also poo poo this goon's wife
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Jul 18, 2023 04:14
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credburn posted:I feel like I am a minority goon in not being such a gross slug that I poo poo myself on accident. I’ve never done it but have come extremely close a whole bunch of times
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oldpainless posted:I’ve never done it but have come extremely close a whole bunch of times oldstainless
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Jul 18, 2023 04:27
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But not oldskidless.
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Jul 18, 2023 04:29
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I'm always fascinated at the amount of people with so little asscontrol baby it's automatic
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The shart that got away
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Jul 18, 2023 04:46
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captainOrbital posted:it's automatic
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credburn posted:Raise your hand, who here has never accidentally poo poo themself? No, never accidentally.
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Jul 18, 2023 04:54
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The people that worry about making GBS threads the bed have no rear end cheeks, its just an open hole back there
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Jul 18, 2023 05:05
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There's two types of people: People that have poo poo their pants, and people who haven't poo poo their pants yet.
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Jaxyon posted:There's two types of people: On long enough timescales everyone gets noro virus and a hangover at the same time. On a work day.
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Jul 18, 2023 05:23
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the technically not a pants shitter clearly stated that it doesn't count if you're sick
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I read nothing but the last post. I'm just commenting on life.
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Jul 18, 2023 05:29
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Let he who has not poo poo his own pants cast the first dook.
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Jul 18, 2023 05:55
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The trick to never making GBS threads your pants is to never wear pants. Those wizards were way ahead of the game.
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Jul 18, 2023 06:08
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Who among us hasn’t had a squirtle slip out once or twice? Liars.
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credburn posted:I feel like I am a minority goon in not being such a gross slug that I poo poo myself on accident. I accidentally poo poo someone else though.
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Who among us hasn’t had a squirtle slip out once or twice? yeah im gonna need a little clarification here. does a lil hershey squirt that you prevent from further damage count, or are we talking full-on trouser loaf?
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Who among us hasn’t had a squirtle slip out once or twice? 
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When my kid was a toddler, I solemnly informed them that pooing in your own pants is at least better than pooing in someone else's pants.
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Jul 18, 2023 11:00
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https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1681148318423085057
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captainOrbital posted:I'm always fascinated at the amount of people with so little asscontrol pretty sure not being able to tell if it's just a fart is a symptom of being some manner of neuroatypical
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Jul 18, 2023 11:08
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There's a tradition of trying to forget problematic world leaders in that part of the planet
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Soul Dentist posted:There's a tradition of trying to forget problematic world leaders in that part of the planet Quite the opposite. German kids are taught the horrors of Trump in great detail in elementary school so we learn from our past mistakes.
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lobsterminator posted:Quite the opposite. German kids are taught the horrors of Trump in great detail in elementary school so we learn from our past mistakes. Also because it's easy credits for Schadenfreude 101.
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Rockman Reserve posted:pretty sure not being able to tell if it's just a fart is a symptom of being some manner of neuroatypical It hasn’t happened to me yet, touch wood, but I have arthritis all up in my sacroiliac joint and sometimes it’s hard to tell the joint pain from a need to poo. Sometimes I go to the loo and produce only big ol fart that I wasn’t about to trust. Better safe than soiled, I always say. May my luck and judgement hold up. I’m not sure if that counts as neuroatypical but I’m not at all on the autism spectrum. I think.
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Jul 18, 2023 12:44
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That's a lace monitor! I was reading about them a couple days back and the first google result was "are lace monitors friendly." Kids, would you like to guess the answer to thst question?
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Jul 18, 2023 13:00
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Oops! Too many lizards!
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Jul 18, 2023 13:01
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Figures, given the prohibition on overtly Nazi stuff
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