Antigravitas posted:

M'orphine.

Splicer posted:

Please don't tell me that US dentists charge per shot.

Splicer posted:

Please don't tell me that US dentists charge per shot.

Splicer posted:

Hello fellow painkiller resister. Do you also know what having your tooth drilled feels like?

Splicer posted:

Please don't tell me that US dentists charge per shot.

SubponticatePoster posted:

I have the opposite problem, at least as far as dental procedures go - I get a shot and then half my face is numb for like 8 fuckin' hours. Once my dentist managed to hit the nerve dead on which hurt like hell and then it took around 10 hours to wear off. Which sucked because I don't like eating until it's worn off because then I end up doing poo poo like chewing up the inside of my cheek or biting my tongue so I didn't end up eating until around 11pm.

Tenkaris posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHVFrWvEPdg

Kego posted:

Let me restate, he SUCKS. I can't stand him. My wife seems to think he is God's helper or something and that he is a hero to people everywhere. I am incredibly sick of his promo for tomorrow night's Prime Time episode. I know there will be thousands of stupid people watching his mindless crap. For this reason, I feel there must be a thread bashing him. Give your opinion and make a Photoshop of his smug rear end. Here is my submission:

pogue23 posted:

C'mon guys, Seriouly, Photoshop Dr. Phil!

DO IT !!

loving DO IT YOU ASSHOLES!!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

Darthphunk posted:

OK

nunsexmonkrock posted:

Old habits die hard. I recently got a bidet and attached it to my toilet but I still automatically reach for the toilet paper first before turning it on - 90% of the time I catch myself doing that and only usea little to dry myself off. For a little over 40 years I have only uses TP. Great thing though (other than feeling cleaner) is that for registering it I got toilet drop things to cover up the scent from when I drink a crap ton of milk. but I gave the lavendar scented one to someone else because lavendar gives me a headache so I have been using the lemon scent.

E: The bidet probably would have been great for the great toilet paper shortage but since I have always bought a ton of it at a time to last a year it never actually bothered me lol.

sirbeefalot posted:

Guess the thread.

sirbeefalot posted:

Guess the thread.

sirbeefalot posted:

Guess the thread.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

I've always liked sketch comedy, but I really want to blast standup comedy as some horrible brainwashing experiment that has a natural tendency to end up this way. It feels built into the structure of the "art" itself since you are, basically, getting up in front of a big captive audience to manipulate them through catharsis like Hitler did to the Germans.

You get the audience to empty their minds, like a therapy session or having sex, and then the joke "lands" in their brain once they're receptive, rewriting the brain's pathways. Then you do this over and over again. The crowd reaction makes it even better when everyone is clapping, imitating each other, as opposed to a person doing critical thinking by themselves free from the "environmental influences."

It's almost perfectly designed to do this "I'm not against transgender people but I'm just saying you ain't a real woman because the real woman is..." and essentially playing a bad cop routine or Christian preachers talking about how "you're not a real Christian... because the real Christian..." or really any XXXX or ideology.

Sometimes it's okay to stop nodding along. You can be the brave individual who thinks "this isn't funny" and "I don't like it" and "actually this sucks." Maybe one day in the future people will look back at standup comedy as a barbaric or backwards or medieval thing like gladiator fights.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyBBkcdmaoE

Aramis posted:

The polite version is: If someone who is being watched by thousands of people acknowledges their existence, it makes them feel more real.

Paladinus posted:

We need more lay-down tragedy.

Antigravitas posted:

The standard in Germany for wisdom teeth extraction is local anaesthetic during and ibuprofen after. Mine were horizontal and extraction was pretty violent, but 800mg ibuprofen on the first day and a few 400mg the next day were fine. I was instructed to come back if the pain didn't let me sleep or was otherwise too much.

All in all 5/7, would… not do this again, tyvm, even if I got to spend a week on the couch instead of at work…

Cartoon Man posted:

https://twitter.com/aaronnarraph/status/1680726825553600514?s=20

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

OK, this game of Madlibs has gone too far.

Antigravitas posted:

How deep does this rabbit hole go?

My Lovely Horse posted:

I opted for sedation to have mine out and that's midazolam, except as we were about to get started the anaesthesist told me "and if that doesn't do the trick", which it in fact turned out not to do, "I'll supplement it with something called ketamine."

Biplane posted:

drat, dentists give you ketamine now?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

My dear son!

To achieve happines one needs three conditions:

Good skis;
A good wife; and
GOOD GRAHAM PORRIDGE

The lastly mentioned you can only get from
K. A. Koskinen's
People's restaurant
At the new student house,
East-Heikki street 9.

freeedr posted:

This is now Sokos department store. How can I achieve happiness now?

Platystemon posted:

Sokos deez nutz.

Kenning posted:

Schade is, as ever, on fans of San Diego sports.

https://twitter.com/DylanAdler6/status/1681038885894369280

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

I don't get it. Explain it to me like I'm a browns fan

World War Mammories posted:

some people can experience an emotion you've never had called "joy"

Agile Vector posted:

lol, my mom and her siblings and friends would go into big drainage pipes by a huge retention pond when there was a dry spell and wander way down and yell at people from openings

we merely biked there and didn't antagonize the local population

Volmarias posted:

Congrats to your mom on being the clown from IT

3D Megadoodoo posted:

That's what half this subforum is called at work.

The Last Call posted:

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Flush my life into feces, I'm at a Chud resort

Kitfox88 posted:

Biplane posted:

drat, dentists give you ketamine now?

Kitfox88 posted:

Charles Bukowski posted:

I found it!

In society, there are rules. If you ask me about my gun in the thread where you are supposed to ask me about my gun, you will be banned. That is a rule. If my dog paddles out to me while I am swimming and sniffs me, I will shoot that dog in the mouth. This is how men build a life. If I am in my swimming trunks and I ask you what time it is and if you say Noon and then later I find that it is in fact Dusk, I will kill you with a Long Sword. Rules, consequences, Gun, safety, shark terror: these things I believe.

A Fancy Hat posted:

Back before Obama I could drink from the garden hose and buy a bag of candy for a nickel. Now the sun is a different color, my grandkids won't talk to me, and the voices are getting louder.

Bastard26 posted:

Alright, a little back-story. My grandmother is like my una-parent, she pretty much raised me so I care a lot about her. She's a recovered alcoholic of like 25+ years, which will play into things later. The thing is, she's got rheumatoid arthritis, and other chronic pain from several shoulder surgeries. Of course, because we live in Florida, the only things her doctors prescribe her are percocets and anti-inflammatory drugs, as well as whatever new anti-arthritis drug hits the market. The problem with this is, opiates are not a long term solution for any problem, and the anti-inflams tend to have a lot of negative side effects, such as severe nausea and all around lovely-ness.

Here's where me and my home cultivation project next year come into play. I'm going have hash, and a lot of it next year, more then I can consume by myself, and i'd like to bring her pill bottles of .5 gram 'hash tablets' she could cook with on really bad days. She's pretty skeptical, because she doesn't want to start doing any drugs that she feels would violate her AA program (The rule is you can't do anything not ok'd by your doctor, because you are powerless against drugs and any recreational drug use will lead to a relapse from sobriety). So I know I’d have to make sure the hash I bring her is of the right strain (indica, right?). But you know how grandparents are...

So basically i'm turning to the TCC for some really good gran-friendly arguments to convince her to try this 'new medication'.

Edit: Also, i'm a psychology major, with a special intrest in drugs, so I know a thing or too about these various drugs she's taking, and I really feel MJ would be a much better substitute.

LoosingStreek posted:

i say you just slip it to her when you are staying with her. then when shes really feelin the buzz, tell her what an awesome trick you've played on her.
then get kicked out forever. permanently.

good luck bro. oh, lemme know when you finally convince her, and ill rip the bong with you at her place sometime

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