Weatherdammerung 2024: I didn't expect it to get this weird and bad this soon

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

newspaper says tomorrow's gonna be hotter

# ? Jul 19, 2023 04:51

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# ? May 31, 2024 15:27

Paradoxish: Dec 19, 2003; Will you stop going crazy in there?

RadiRoot posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1681329263750807562

pretty hot over in iran

Looks like that guy is alive. Scientists wrong again.

# ? Jul 19, 2023 04:54

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

triple sulk posted:

newspaper says tomorrow's gonna be hotter

hotter?

# ? Jul 19, 2023 04:54

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Petey posted:

I have a small jungle in my room (12x14' or so, but well-sealed) but unfortunately plants scrub negligible CO2 (NASA has extensively tested this).

It�s pretty directly related to how much dry biomass the plants put on.

If the room does not contain a farm large enough to supply a significant fraction of your dietary needs, it�s not really going to move the needle.

# ? Jul 19, 2023 04:54

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Spergin Morlock posted:

hotter?

Like yesterday.

# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:14

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

FlamingLiberal posted:

Where’s the sun jacking off the thermometer gif

https://twitter.com/eliotjacobson/status/1679120173528387585?s=46&t=BHs6Pl38GJXGN2Y4xeriNA

So far during this heat event Fresno has gotten as high as 109F... Bit shy of the 120F.

# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:17

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Mr. Lobe posted:

Like yesterday.

yesterday? yesterday you said you'd call sears

# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:18

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

i'll call tomorrow

# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:18

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Real hurthling! posted:

i'll call tomorrow

# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:22

Car Hater: May 7, 2007; wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

ANOTHER SCORCHER :tif:

# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:23

Thesaurus: Oct 3, 2004

CIA should turn off their weather machine and give the Iranians a break

# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:25

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

Paradoxish posted:

Looks like that guy is alive. Scientists wrong again.

iranians are destined to inherit the future earth

# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:42

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Paradoxish posted:

Looks like that guy is alive. Scientists wrong again.

Oh that person wasn't in Iran, it was just an illustrative photo of a person, added just in case any of their readers had forgotten what a person look like. Newspapers can be very informative like that.

# ? Jul 19, 2023 05:51

Perry Mason Jar: Feb 24, 2006; "Della? Take a lid"

SirPablo posted:

So far during this heat event Fresno has gotten as high as 109F... Bit shy of the 120F.

Goddamn model crisis :negative:

# ? Jul 19, 2023 06:06

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

George H.W. oval office posted:

suck mmm!

icecream yum! gang gang.

# ? Jul 19, 2023 06:12

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RadiRoot posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1681329263750807562

pretty hot over in iran

# ? Jul 19, 2023 06:15

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

SirPablo posted:

Phoenix just had its hottest week ever.

congratulations :toot:

# ? Jul 19, 2023 06:19

The Demilich: Apr 9, 2020; The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

There are still people posting on this forum, non immunocompromised people, who won't go outside without a mask, won't go to restaurants, get all their groceries delivered, etc etc. People are crazy.

Hahahahahaha
"Gosh these perfectly healthy people don't want to play Russian roulette, how insane!"

# ? Jul 19, 2023 06:21

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Shifty Nipples posted:

congratulations

Thanks. Great time for me to leave.

# ? Jul 19, 2023 07:07

Ojetor: Aug 4, 2010; Return of the Sensei

biceps crimes posted:

I sleep in a 10�x9� room and can�t open the windows in the summer since it�s too hot and humid

I crack the windows for the other 9 months of the year though

I'm in a similar sleeping situation, small room, searing heat outside. I found that leaving a window open even a tiny bit (an inch or so) means I wake up to 1200-1400 ppm which is way better than the 3000+ if I leave it completely closed. Not sure how much that is loving up my AC efficiency but probably not a ton.

At least there's no fires around here so I don't have to worry overmuch about AQI from the outside air.

# ? Jul 19, 2023 09:29

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Rubellavator posted:

My water was out for 3 days and it came back about two hours before the power went out this loving sucks

good luck friend hope it comes back soon

# ? Jul 19, 2023 11:50

Ihmemies: Oct 6, 2012

Does anyone sell assassins creed style white sun protection jackets with a large deep hood?

Like, thin, enough for spf50. There are some in China but I think they will be too small if they aren�t made for fat westerners.

# ? Jul 19, 2023 12:03

saintonan: Dec 7, 2009; Fields of glory shine eternal

RadiRoot posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1681329263750807562

pretty hot over in iran

https://www.weather.gov/wrh/timeseries?site=OIBP&hours=72

You can follow along in real time - they've made 140+ heat index every afternoon since then.

# ? Jul 19, 2023 14:31

A Bad King: Jul 17, 2009; Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

RadiRoot posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1681329263750807562

pretty hot over in iran

This is so fuggin' sad. lmao

# ? Jul 19, 2023 14:46

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

more like Iran inside to the AC

# ? Jul 19, 2023 16:19

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

sears commercial the most successful commercial of all time

# ? Jul 19, 2023 17:05

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

RandomBlue posted:

sears commercial the most successful commercial of all time

* Does not apply to anyone born after 1998.

# ? Jul 19, 2023 17:06

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

RandomBlue posted:

sears commercial the most successful commercial of all time

nah this poo poo was everywhere for like a year++

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tauYnVE6ykU

# ? Jul 19, 2023 17:13

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

RandomBlue posted:

sears commercial the most successful commercial of all time

*Don Draper voice*

"But what if.. He calls now?"

Teriyaki Hairpiece has issued a correction as of 17:31 on Jul 19, 2023

# ? Jul 19, 2023 17:25

tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

George H.W. oval office posted:

more like Iran inside to the AC

# ? Jul 19, 2023 17:26

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i think we can all admit that while sears is absolutely up in the top three, pure moods is the goat

# ? Jul 19, 2023 17:30

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

nah this poo poo was everywhere for like a year++

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tauYnVE6ykU

My father and his best friend still greet each other on the phone with this

# ? Jul 19, 2023 17:46

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

triple sulk posted:

i think we can all admit that while sears is absolutely up in the top three, pure moods is the goat

sail away sail away sail away

# ? Jul 19, 2023 17:47

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

that one tootsie pop commercial is still on the air. it was already 30 years old when we used to make jokes about it on the playground

if you've never imitated mr. owl saying a-one, a-two-hoo, a-three then you weren't a kid

# ? Jul 19, 2023 17:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Rubellavator posted:

that one tootsie pop commercial is still on the air. it was already 30 years old when we used to make jokes about it on the playground

if you've never imitated mr. owl saying a-one, a-two-hoo, a-three then you weren't a kid

Wait really? That's kinda cool. I want that 80s whatchamacallit ad to come back

# ? Jul 19, 2023 18:09

Sound Mr. Brown: Feb 21, 2005; The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.

Ihmemies posted:

Does anyone sell assassins creed style white sun protection jackets with a large deep hood?

Like, thin, enough for spf50. There are some in China but I think they will be too small if they aren�t made for fat westerners.

of course! Search for "sun shirt" or "sun hoodie," every major outdoor brand makes one. I love my paper-thin but high-SPF Mountain Hardware one for wearing basically all the time in summer, and my slightly heavier/more durable one from Prana is the one I usually reach for to take climbing. Columbia has a whole line of PFG-branded sunshirts because people use them for fishing a lot too.

# ? Jul 19, 2023 18:21

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Oh my god, great marketing idea: call them sunbreakers

# ? Jul 19, 2023 18:23