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there's been multiple buttcoin wife leaver posts like that. also I love how they talked about selling it some day for a mansion when these people keep having heartburn during shorter time spans like hours, days. etc. whatever they tiny tiny attention spans is currently focusing on. also another reason the income tax should be high as gently caress. these boys play around money like its nothing.
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Jul 18, 2023 21:02
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:What does TA mean there? (Am I) The rear end in a top hat
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Jul 18, 2023 21:03
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(Am I) The Ape
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Jul 18, 2023 21:19
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I presented my girlfriend with a photo of a bored ape and she cried
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Jul 18, 2023 21:58
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Even ignoring everything else idiotic about that post, he still proposed with something he fully intends to (or rather, futilely hopes to) flip in the future for cash. It like asking your gf to marry you by getting down on your knee and handing her a stack of bearer bonds.
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Jul 18, 2023 22:10
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Every post in that subreddit is fake as hell and this isn't the one thread devoted to pretending they're not.
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Scarodactyl posted:Every post in that subreddit is fake as hell and this isn't the one thread devoted to pretending they're not. Why do goons get off on being so loving tedious
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Jul 18, 2023 22:17
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AITA exists in the same reality as professional wrestling that is, 100% real
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CharlestheHammer posted:Why do goons get off on being so loving tedious
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Scarodactyl posted:Posting poorly written fake stories and acting like they're real is tedious. Please stop posting, for everyone’s sake
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Scarodactyl posted:Posting poorly written fake stories and acting like they're real is tedious.
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Jul 18, 2023 22:32
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There is plenty of actual bitcoin/crypto/meme-stock stupidity to keep this thread going. Dipping into obviously-fake poo poo from the internet's worst creative writing forum isn't necessary. Worse than that, it puts us on the same level as Redditors.
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You slurp it, and then do donuts around her in your lambo that will magically appear. Then you leave her crying speeding off into the sunset to crypto bro utopia
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JammyB posted:It's easy to mock but those of us who watched the transition from VHS to DVD remember how mind-blowing those first interactive menus were. When The Matrix came out on DVD, we had a movie night with the guys from work and just spent hours going through the menu selecting different language options, turning the subtitles on and off etc - we were so blown away by this dynamic experience that we never even watched the film. What's so sad about kids these days with their piracy is that often these mp4s lack that essential experience; enjoying the build up of the anti-piracy ad, then into the interactive menu, and graceful slow transitions between button presses feeding into the hype for finally being allowed to watch the film. I know everyone in this thread is skeptical but finally it looks like we found a real killer app use case for NFTs! i remember sitting around with my buddies and just endlessly scrolling through menus. good dvds had more menus. the movie really wasn't the point
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I presented my girlfriend with a photo of a bored ape and she cried A sane response.
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ape fiancees are real ive seen them happen
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Mozi posted:AITA exists in the same reality as professional wrestling So, like, they all die to steroid abuse?
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Why bother with AITA fanfic when the world of likely legitimate ape twitter sprawls before you offering such delights as actual rich man ape begging microsoft-senpai to answer his calls. https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1681000252533518336 Followed by his loyal contingent.    For bonus points, can you identify all the crypto references in the twitter usernames?
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coolusername posted:For bonus points, can you identify all the crypto references in the twitter usernames?   ???
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msDuNZyYAIQ
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coolusername posted:Why bother with AITA fanfic when the world of likely legitimate ape twitter sprawls before you offering such delights as actual rich man ape begging microsoft-senpai to answer his calls. haha holy poo poo everything about this is so loving pathetic
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I..must have missed something, what does Nadella have to do with Gamestop bitcoins
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kirbysuperstar posted:I..must have missed something, what does Nadella have to do with Gamestop bitcoins Absolutely nothing, but the guy begging for him to pick up the phone is Ryan Cohen, the CEO of gamestop.
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coolusername posted:Absolutely nothing, but the guy begging for him to pick up the phone is Ryan Cohen, the CEO of gamestop. lol awesome
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Jul 19, 2023 03:31
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coolusername posted:Absolutely nothing, but the guy begging for him to pick up the phone is Ryan Cohen, the CEO of gamestop. The best part is that the begging is happening as a reply to a random tweet about a cricket game.
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I dont understand. is something happening with MicrosoftXbox or Sony Playstation. jesus back in my day Console Wars were just about good gaming. now its about buying stonk and going galaxy diamond moon ape or some poo poo.
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PhazonLink posted:I dont understand. is something happening with MicrosoftXbox or Sony Playstation. Microsoft won an Administrative Law Judge decision against the FTC on merging with Activision, so Cohen anticipates having to do a lot of busy with Microsoft going forward.
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:What does TA mean there? probably "the rear end in a top hat", like AITA is "am I the rear end in a top hat?" e: whoops, end of page is not end of thread
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Horseshoe theory posted:Microsoft won an Administrative Law Judge decision against the FTC on merging with Activision, so Cohen anticipates having to do a lot of busy with Microsoft going forward. Or he's afraid that Microsoft might just decide to say "no more physical releases of any new games" and basically put GameStop out of business.
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LanceHunter posted:Or he's afraid that Microsoft might just decide to say "no more physical releases of any new games" and basically put GameStop out of business. That will just free Gamestop to focus entirely on their nft marketplace. This is good for apecoin.
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I mean, Xbox probably has a retail relations office. I'm sure they could contact Microsoft though that.
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No way that's real.
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Lammasu posted:I mean, Xbox probably has a retail relations office. I'm sure they could contact Microsoft though that. He doesn't wanna contact Microsoft he wants to contact the CEO for some dumbass reason I'm sure.
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if you have a baby's understanding of bussiness the ceo of the game store having to yell publicly at the ceo of the game company to ask him to send you games to sell makes sense, maybe
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:He doesn't wanna contact Microsoft he wants to contact the CEO for some dumbass reason I'm sure. Because a real captain of industry doesnt piddle around asking for someone from their office to call him back, he directly contacts the fellow captain of industry
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The reality is he got an answer he didn't like about something from some Xbox suit and is trying to go above their head. The ape myth is probably that this is the final puzzle piece to take BBBY moonward.
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How would he even present the NFT to her, did he get down on one knee and show her a jpg on his phone?
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'you are expected within arms reach in 24 hours - Clear?' lol in what way would this work how do you plan to enforce this, twitter stranger Judge Gibson this person thinks just speaking at someone with authority gets them to do your bidding. bitch, you have to have actual authority over the person for this to work lol
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