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Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A02s8omM_hI

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Modal Auxiliary posted:

We are like two election cycles from Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho running this country, tops.

He recognized that there was a problem and made a plan that involved getting out of the way so that people who knew what they were doing could fix it. I'd be happy to have him as president.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Bad. It should be the cheese emmental.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Arivia posted:

Bad. It should be the cheese elemmental.

fixed

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Arivia posted:

Bad. It should be the cheese emmental.

Emmental elemental. It could team up with an enemy anemone.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Fondon't

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.


This is what my wife calls fondant, that awful ineditable crap they put on cakes to make them pretty and fancy.

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great
ineditable

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

I stand by my autocorrect

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

RJWaters2 posted:

ineditable

pretty sic burn

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Cyrano4747 posted:

I stand by my autocorrect

Well, impossible to fix it now

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

kazil posted:

pretty sic burn

I'm stealing this with the assumption that literally nobody will get it

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Glottis posted:

I'm stealing this with the assumption that literally nobody will get it

Sic semper joke thieves

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Glottis posted:

I'm stealing this with the assumption that literally nobody will get it

Advanced mode is delivering it verbally

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

credburn posted:

I feel like I am a minority goon in not being such a gross slug that I poo poo myself on accident.

Raise your hand, who here has never accidentally poo poo themself? Not counting being sick, that doesn't count.

You've never thought you had an amazing fart while hanging out with the boys, taken the chance, tossed the dice on it and they crapped out on ya?

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
I don't share goons' obsession with farting and making GBS threads and pissing. It's why I'm never invited to the goonmeets.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

credburn posted:

I don't share goons' obsession with farting and making GBS threads and pissing. It's why I'm never invited to the goonmeets.

What about buttual sex?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

chainchompz posted:

You've never thought you had an amazing fart while hanging out with the boys, taken the chance, tossed the dice on it and they crapped out on ya?

It shouldn’t be possible to confuse a fard for a shid in this way for a healthy person

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

gently caress, man. What's next? Grain based bread?


ACME brand rocket bicycle strikes again

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

BiggerBoat posted:

gently caress, man. What's next? Grain based bread?

What is this, Germany?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Grendels Dad posted:

What is this, Germany?

Links rechts! Links rechts!
Links rechts zum Bäcker!!!!

Wollt ihrrrr das ... totale Brötchen????

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

credburn posted:

I don't share goons' obsession with farting and making GBS threads and pissing. It's why I'm never invited to the goonmeets.

A sophisticated palette takes years of refinement. You’ll get there!

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Is it me or is that OP as gently caress? Those damage numbers seem crazy high

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


RatHat posted:

Is it me or is that OP as gently caress? Those damage numbers seem crazy high

Behold the power of cheese.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Dad lifts up one leg and announces to the room:

Cartoon Man posted:

Behold the power of cheese.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

freeedr posted:

It shouldn’t be possible to confuse a fard for a shid in this way for a healthy person

And everybody gets unwell sometimes. There's gotta be a point where farts become untrustworthy as symptoms develop.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

RatHat posted:

Is it me or is that OP as gently caress? Those damage numbers seem crazy high

Nah, it's mostly a reskinned/hybridized water elemental/fire elemental

Blog Free or Die
Apr 30, 2005

FOR THE MOTHERLAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyF5tbN8iXw

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005

Arivia posted:

Bad. It should be the cheese emmental.

Surely "Queso el Emmental"?

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


This man is now in command of the VDV.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Grendels Dad posted:

What is this, Germany?

Schon immer gewesen.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

RatHat posted:

Is it me or is that OP as gently caress? Those damage numbers seem crazy high

it's CR5, so should be matched with a party of 4 level 5 characters and probably not kill any of them. the damage numbers seem ok for that

practically speaking if you saw this thing in a field you could blast it with the cold-damage cantrip and then just have the whole party walk away lobbing arrows at it. if you're fighting it in a confined kitchen where everyone gets immediately grappled it's gonna be a lot harder. just depends how much of a dick your GM is really

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

I've fought cheese fondues before and it comes down to just attacking it with your bread and not giving up until you've vanquished it.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Inceltown posted:

I've fought cheese fondues before and it comes down to just attacking it with your bread and not giving up until you've vanquished it.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

it's CR5, so should be matched with a party of 4 level 5 characters and probably not kill any of them. the damage numbers seem ok for that

practically speaking if you saw this thing in a field you could blast it with the cold-damage cantrip and then just have the whole party walk away lobbing arrows at it. if you're fighting it in a confined kitchen where everyone gets immediately grappled it's gonna be a lot harder. just depends how much of a dick your GM is really

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Inceltown posted:

I've fought cheese fondues before and it comes down to just attacking it with your bread and not giving up until you've vanquished it.

I like to use an enzyme buff to protect from any ill-effects.

Casting lactaid is very helpful.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Choosing to believe this is the new season of Justified in Detroit and Boyd just got too hosed up on Vernors

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

Its The Righteous Gemstones which is absolutely hilarious and everyone should watch it.

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Lucky guy is about to find out about Uncle Baby Billy.

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