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Investigation: "Multiple Glitches in [Validated Document/Form Control] System" Specifically, it is adding and signing or N/Aing lines itself, separate from whatever the actual document user filled in. It's literally modifying forms on the fly, duplicating lines, signing them with operator e-sigs or N/Aing them. So like, the opposite of what any validated document system should ever, ever be doing. I loving love this.
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Democratic Pirate posted:Anyone want to share their work playlists? I listen to these about one a week (Spotify links): SNES n Chill SNES Metal SNES Classic Jams
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Jul 17, 2023 23:55
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Aphex Twin, Secret Chiefs 3 and Bonobo are my favourites for work background music. I get too distracted by anything with more vocals. I like listening to film scores as well, Clint Mansell has done some really nice ones.
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Jul 18, 2023 00:14
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Democratic Pirate posted:Anyone want to share their work playlists? This channel: https://youtube.com/@TheXMusicArchive
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Jul 18, 2023 00:28
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I like Tycho for chill beats and every year he does a sunrise set from burning man which is just an hour or two long mix and those are good. https://on.soundcloud.com/S6zcG
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Jul 18, 2023 00:57
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I started a glitch mob channel on pandora years ago and it serves as my background music channel very well
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Jul 18, 2023 01:03
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Democratic Pirate posted:Anyone want to share their work playlists? "Hey Siri, shuffle Tangerine Dream"
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Jul 18, 2023 02:01
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rafikki posted:I started a glitch mob channel on pandora years ago and it serves as my background music channel very well Oh man, the Glitch Mob is dope.
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Jul 18, 2023 02:25
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Remember those stupid delivery robots that were having traffic jams around Palo Alto a few years ago? Apparently we're going to pilot using them to deliver poo poo around campus now at work. Totally gonna ask them to validate the transit process and chain of custody so I can deliver environmental monitoring samples to Building [#] like two miles away up a hill.  Gonna bet this either gets suspended really quickly, or limited to only non-critical packages and tools once people start throwing temptales and shock-monitors into the robots. Bonus points if they get hijacked and delivered to Verily down the road.
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Jul 18, 2023 04:23
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Will send back robot messengers if you hook us up over here with cheaper bus prices. Ya'll are charging us $45 a day to use your routes 😭.
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Jul 18, 2023 05:24
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Sundae posted:Bonus points if they get hijacked and delivered to Verily down the road. Hey, Amgen is just another few blocks. And more likely. Some of my favorite moments on the shuttles have been watching people with samples kicked right the gently caress back off. A Styrofoam container is NOT adequate for a biohazard in a two vehicle collision.
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Jul 18, 2023 05:28
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Spikes32 posted:Will send back robot messengers if you hook us up over here with cheaper bus prices. Ya'll are charging us $45 a day to use your routes 😭. That's horseshit and we should be ashamed of ourselves. quote:Some of my favorite moments on the shuttles have been watching people with samples kicked right the gently caress back off. A Styrofoam container is NOT adequate for a biohazard in a two vehicle collision. If I had a nickel for every time I've chewed out a formulator for trying to do that, I still couldn't afford our cafeteria but it'd make a nice soundbite. (I miss the B42 pho booth. I wish they hadn't eliminated it.)
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Jul 18, 2023 05:35
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Democratic Pirate posted:Anyone want to share their work playlists? I throw on a Witcher 3 OST compilation on Youtube and zen out while slamming spreadsheets. I go back to this one often when I need background noise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GYL6c_GTE0
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Jul 18, 2023 12:08
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Sundae posted:Bonus points if they get hijacked and delivered to Verily down the road. We don’t want them
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Jul 18, 2023 14:00
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Democratic Pirate posted:Anyone want to share their work playlists? Lotta good music ITT, thanks all. Olafur Arnalds is my artist rec. His music is in lo-fi hip hop adjacent but more piano heavy.
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Jul 18, 2023 14:58
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quote:We don’t want them quote:Hey, Amgen is just another few blocks. And more likely. This is such a weird street. Genentech, Verily, Lilly, Merck, Amgen, Astellas, Alexion, Allogene, J&J, and like 100 little startups in the same fields all literally right next to each other. You probably could literally walk down the block and get a new job here if you didn't like your current one (and were in pharma/biotech, of course). Also, Acme Bread sitting there in the middle of it, probably making a killing on corporate catering. E: There was also a Pfizer site too (Rinat), but Google informs me they've been closed down.
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Jul 18, 2023 18:41
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Too many bubbly summer interns at this internal networking event today. I came to eat way too much free ice cream, not to talk to you about your BS career aspirations.
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Jul 18, 2023 19:34
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Good-Natured Filth posted:Too many bubbly summer interns at this internal networking event today. I came to eat way too much free ice cream, not to talk to you about your BS career aspirations. Take pity on them for the bitter cynical husks they will one day become (like us)
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Jul 18, 2023 19:44
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Get them to join full-time after graduation. Here's a free template you can use for the pitch: https://twitter.com/BBCArchive/status/1678294229842370561
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Jul 18, 2023 20:06
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Trabant posted:Get them to join full-time after graduation. Here's a free template you can use for the pitch: That's some pro tier lemons into lemonade work there.
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Jul 18, 2023 20:14
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I worked with a person who had no filter and some of the stuff she would say was hilarious. We held a meet and greet for prospective co-ops and she walks in the room and says "holy crap, we aren't hiring ALL OF THESE are we?!" and everyone just stared at her lmao. Her other greatest hits include telling a coworker he has a beautiful baby and "it looks nothing like you" and telling someone anxious about layoffs "don't worry they probably don't even remember you're working here" or something to that effect. All with zero realization of what she's saying. I sometimes wonder whatever became of her, probably an executive somewhere.
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Jul 18, 2023 20:36
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priznat posted:I worked with a person who had no filter and some of the stuff she would say was hilarious. I love this lady and want to work with her
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Jul 18, 2023 21:44
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So I think I hosed up taking the title I have at work, based on job descriptions in other teams and people we have hired for them I'm starting to think I should be 3 levels higher making another 30k…
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Jul 18, 2023 23:45
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leverage the new title into a job at another org with appropriate compensation
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Jul 18, 2023 23:47
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Shrieking Muppet posted:So I think I hosed up taking the title I have at work, based on job descriptions in other teams and people we have hired for them I'm starting to think I should be 3 levels higher making another 30k… I'm having trouble coming up with any field where a $30K comp difference across 3 levels is the norm Like, even at Walmart, even generously taking Department Manager and rear end Man as distinct levels, that would go from wage slave ($25-30K tops) to store manager ($100K-ish). You must be describing something more like seniority levels within a hierarchical level and not actual hierarchical levels?
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Jul 18, 2023 23:53
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Eric the Mauve posted:I'm having trouble coming up with any field where a $30K comp difference across 3 levels is the norm Working in biopharma, currently a Research Scientist making $120k, the positions and hires I see (Principle Research scientist) (with experience and education similar to mine) look to be starting at $160K.
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Jul 19, 2023 00:09
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priznat posted:I worked with a person who had no filter and some of the stuff she would say was hilarious. I once told an executive that I’d worked with after meeting his son that he seemed very sharp and that he didn’t seem like the executive at all. (Just meant it in terms of personality/approach but oof.)
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Jul 19, 2023 00:29
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I’d probably figure out how to spell the title before I went banging on about how I should have it. In all seriousness I’d be somewhat suspicious about just cross shopping based on job descriptions, which are notoriously vague and awful. Education and years experience are also not the end-all-be-all of a job’s requirements. Since you’re already in the org you should try to find out whether the job expectations and duties are the same as yours. You can of course always go outside to find a job you think is at an appropriate level and that will probably be your best course of action if you think you are under titled and paid.
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Jul 19, 2023 00:37
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Back on music chat, I have a playlist centered around Balkan Beat Box and Beats Antique and it slaps for data science / coding work.
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Jul 19, 2023 00:41
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You need to figure out how titles map to level at your org. At mine the principal scientist is a level 6 role, and they make a lot more than $160k.
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Jul 19, 2023 01:19
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One of the project managers in another department died over the weekend. He was mid 40s, had a heart attack. His employee termination notice came through with a note to not attempt collection of his laptop immediately. I assume to leave his family alone about unimportant stuff. At least somebody in HR is smart enough about that. poo poo sucks.
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Jul 19, 2023 17:11
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Guy Axlerod posted:One of the project managers in another department died over the weekend. He was mid 40s, had a heart attack. I still read things like that and it takes me like, 30 seconds to realize "hey, I'M mid 40s!!!" and then get a mild panic
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Jul 19, 2023 17:16
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I had a coworker die and the company named a meeting room after him The ultimate indignity
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Jul 19, 2023 17:19
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Deadite posted:I had a coworker die and the company named a meeting room after him I would haunt the gently caress out of that room and anyone in it
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Jul 19, 2023 17:44
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Deadite posted:I had a coworker die and the company named a meeting room after him I also worked at a place that did this! It was before I started working there, but still. If I die on the job do not name a conference room after me.
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Jul 19, 2023 17:46
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dxt posted:I also worked at a place that did this! It was before I started working there, but still. If I die on the job do not name a conference room after me. Wish granted. This is now the dxt memorial janitorial services nook.
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Jul 19, 2023 17:52
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Deadite posted:I had a coworker die and the company named a meeting room after him Sounds like a perfect opportunity for "in memoriam of X who hated this room and everyone in it".
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Jul 19, 2023 17:58
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I would be cool with them naming an extra luxe private bathroom in the workplace after me The Priznat Memorial Crapatorium I would also haunt it
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Jul 19, 2023 17:59
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Volmarias posted:Wish granted. This is now the dxt memorial janitorial services nook. Someone might use that for something productive like storing toilet plungers, so significant step up.
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Although everyone making the same joke about my ghost being the reason our crappy AV doesn't work for decades would bring me some solace.
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