(Thread IKs:
sharknado slashfic)
bedpan posted:
loves our bread
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 18:57 |
|
|
# ? Jun 8, 2024 04:48 |
Grusch apparently has a legal backchannel connection with Schumer: https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/153ub1m/gruschs_lawyer_was_former_igic_another_lawyer_at/ And this dive also dug up Havana syndrome (which we talked about briefly the other day) and Garry Nolan lol.
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 19:12 |
|
if we learn that havana syndrome is caused by a reverse engineered piece of recovered alien equipment I will never stop screaming
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 19:13 |
|
bedpan posted:if we learn that havana syndrome is caused by a reverse engineered piece of recovered alien equipment I will never stop screaming i'm gonna be so owned lol
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 19:14 |
|
Lib and let die posted:i'm gonna be so owned lol
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 19:17 |
|
Lib and let die posted:i'm gonna be so owned lol
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 19:21 |
|
yeah it turns out the giant ufo is actually why they built guantanamo
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 19:22 |
you want free energy? i got your free energy right here *gestures vaguely toward heat waste produced by commercial refrigeration*
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 19:29 |
bedpan posted:if we learn that havana syndrome is caused by a reverse engineered piece of recovered alien equipment I will never stop screaming the alien gun made me an alcoholic
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 19:30 |
mediaphage posted:yeah it turns out the giant ufo is actually why they built guantanamo Mfing this
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 19:33 |
|
SKULL.GIF posted:Grusch apparently has a legal backchannel connection with Schumer: https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/153ub1m/gruschs_lawyer_was_former_igic_another_lawyer_at/ Oh, that's the good stuff
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 19:43 |
The official excuses put out to explain the Havanna syndrome have been just pathetic so far. "It was loud crickets" was a great one, and checking the latest NPR article quote:For example, a faulty air conditioning or heating system can cause changes in room pressure that can cause headaches, they said. and people think the UFO community is shamefully credulous...
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 19:53 |
|
Lokar posted:The official excuses put out to explain the Havanna syndrome have been just pathetic so far. lue and giorgio hunched over a bar, casting shady glances at the cia agent massaging his temples over in the corner occasionally muttering "at least i'm not that guy"
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 19:55 |
|
This is getting really spicy. Can someone please get a running list of everyone who barges in saying "lol look at these fox mulder dweebs" I will totally also volunteer to do fifty hail radars in penance if the hearings are a complete waste of time
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 19:59 |
|
shoving all my poker chips onto havanasyndrome/uap disclosure connection
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 20:02 |
Butternubs is this thread's redshirt.
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 20:02 |
Havana Syndrome has always seemed very in the same realm as the UAP stuff. Both unexplained phenomena directly admitted to by the US Gov't. Would not be surprised at all if there ended up being some kind of connection between them.
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 20:05 |
|
Pie in the Sky posted:directly admitted to by the US Gov't. Lmao
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 20:06 |
poisonpill posted:This is getting really spicy. Can someone please get a running list of everyone who barges in saying "lol look at these fox mulder dweebs" I love the aliens and want to hug and kiss them, but the hearings are most likely going to be a waste of time
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 20:06 |
Havana syndrome is just CIA guys hungover after getting syphilis from a Cuban prostitute
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 20:07 |
|
whomst
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 20:11 |
Pie in the Sky posted:Havana Syndrome has always seemed very in the same realm as the UAP stuff. Both unexplained phenomena directly admitted to by the US Gov't. Would not be surprised at all if there ended up being some kind of connection between them. https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7nzkq/stanford-professor-garry-nolan-analyzing-anomalous-materials-from-ufo-crashes i recommend reading this article if people haven't already. reading it was in my top 3 "oh gently caress it's real" moments (besides the 2017 article, and the chinese spy ballon nonsense) quote:Did the people who claimed that they'd had an encounter, especially the pilots, describe any perceivable decrease in neurological capacity?
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 20:12 |
|
Im getting too excited about these hearings.
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 20:17 |
|
Havana syndrome is a psychosomatic illness that the US government psyop'd their own spooks and diplomats into thinking they had, to create cover for the real symptoms experienced by the tiny cadre who got hosed up by coming into contact with UFOs
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 20:29 |
angerbot posted:Im getting too excited about these hearings. same, can't think about anything else
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 20:37 |
|
bedpan posted:if we learn that havana syndrome is caused by a reverse engineered piece of recovered alien equipment I will never stop screaming I always found the “it’s just made up bs to cover for hangovers” explanation to be…wanting. people have been making up poo poo at work to cover for poor decisions since time immemorial. there are myriad tried and true excuses that don’t involve directed energy weapons or whatever the gently caress, which are guaranteed to arouse less suspicion than pulling out some “debilitating mind ray” poo poo. it makes no sense. however, if you begin from the position that all extra-ordinary explanations are impossible, then any given banal explanation is plausible, relatively speaking, regardless of the evidence.
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 20:51 |
|
More like Havana excuse to get more funding lol
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:07 |
I gaze at these big juicy orbs every time I drive by, but the traffic light finally caught me today and I get to share them with everybody!
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:09 |
Sasquatchy
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:14 |
|
Thiccfoot
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:15 |
Orbis Tertius posted:I always found the “it’s just made up bs to cover for hangovers” explanation to be…wanting. That also ignores the fact that quite a few young children of gov employees have also experienced it.
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:17 |
Huh? Samsquamsch? Oh NO! I mean the three big sweaty beefers all standing around working! But no yeah seriously, those Bigfeet lawn statues are the best.
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:20 |
the us government is a historically uniquely evil entity which can only lie, at every level, about everything, and everyone employed within is an actual ghoul, or perhaps vampire, who lives only to commit acts of great evil against innocents i know this because i am a very smart and rational self-identified materialist whose beliefs could not possibly be irrational or swayed by own my ideological biases
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:30 |
|
Wheeee posted:the us government is a historically uniquely evil entity which can only lie, at every level, about everything, and everyone employed within is an actual ghoul, or perhaps vampire, who lives only to commit acts of great evil against innocents that's right
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:34 |
Wheeee posted:the us government is a historically uniquely evil entity which can only lie, at every level, about everything, and everyone employed within is an actual ghoul, or perhaps vampire, who lives only to commit acts of great evil against innocents [UFOs] i am a very smart and rational self-identified materialist whose beliefs could not possibly be irrational or swayed by my own ideological biases
|
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:35 |
|
Healthy young usgov negotiatior's aide falls asleep next to laptop with information on BATNAs in kinetically permissive locality, doesn't feel good, and changes - crickets and hangover. Many such cases!
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:43 |
|
gileadexile posted:I gaze at these big juicy orbs every time I drive by, but the traffic light finally caught me today and I get to share them with everybody! fuzzy orbs
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:45 |
|
Lokar posted:https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7nzkq/stanford-professor-garry-nolan-analyzing-anomalous-materials-from-ufo-crashes now this is the connection poo poo I’m here for
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:46 |
|
Today's aitee is more exciting than the aitees earlier this week. I'm happy to be here with all of you, anticipating that next breadcrumb (loves our breadcrumbs).
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:48 |
|
|
# ? Jun 8, 2024 04:48 |
|
i still believe this thing next week will be yet another big ol cock tease. lots of words, nothing new. maybe I’m cynical in my old age but nothing will come from this, once again i think, for me, there’s no likeable ufo characters. they all are slimy fucks with ulterior motives i would love to be wrong though
|
# ? Jul 19, 2023 21:58 |