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The Protagonist posted:ill eat the paint in rising portions, building up my tolerance to both lead and radiation I already am eating from zhe paint can all de time. Zhe name of thish paint can is egg schell.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 22:26 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 05:37 |
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 22:26 |
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memes really are the best way to negotiate one's way through the existential dread and anticipatory grief of biosphere collapse
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 22:30 |
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What's the generation after Z? OH.
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 22:33 |
Alpha and then, Omega
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 22:35 |
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https://twitter.com/BigMeanInternet/status/1681027552217841664?t=0ZlVT2flaIkyGpyJMdjjSw&s=19
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 22:37 |
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Not So Fast posted:https://twitter.com/BigMeanInternet/status/1681027552217841664?t=0ZlVT2flaIkyGpyJMdjjSw&s=19 Obviously now-tropical Eastern US will be the so-called "banana basket" of the free world, manned by enslaved climate refugees from the southern/southwestern states
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 22:39 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 22:49 |
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4d3d3d posted:I already am eating from zhe paint can all de time. Zhe name of thish paint can is egg schell. *snnnnffffffgthh*
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:19 |
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Not So Fast posted:https://twitter.com/BigMeanInternet/status/1681027552217841664?t=0ZlVT2flaIkyGpyJMdjjSw&s=19 beefing with whatever pro growth lefties are seems like a terrible waste of time
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:31 |
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Dog Case posted:Here's a happy dog who has somehow survived 16 years without being poisoned by neighbors. Eat him if you want, I bet he'd taste awful Thanks, looks delicious!
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:33 |
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pro growth could mean just about anything in this context, we are looking down the gun barrel of omnicide
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:33 |
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7-11 really does have a lot of bananas. more than i would expect. there's no way they are selling all those
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:34 |
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mistermojo posted:whatever pro growth lefties are they're liberals op
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:36 |
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mistermojo posted:beefing with whatever pro growth lefties are seems like a terrible waste of time Yeah you'd have to be a fool to go against China, which will grow larger
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:38 |
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Pro grower not shower
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:40 |
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i feel like the discussions on climate change and how we need to reduce emissions or else we will all die could be at the very least focusing on increasing efficiency and disincentivizing energetically wasteful practices until we have a much larger share of our energy source be from non-emitting resources. instead they focus on abstracted nothing; just a blurry distorted image with CONSUME stamped over the top in blood
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:47 |
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if even one person cannot get a banana at the gas station at any time it means we have failed as a society. i'd rather throw out a billion bananas
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:49 |
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Stereotype posted:7-11 really does have a lot of bananas. more than i would expect. there's no way they are selling all those I walked into a 711 in Florida once and an entire isle was nothing but bananas. Was pretty weird
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:50 |
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my 711 only sells apples and boner pills
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:53 |
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OIL PANIC posted:Can some ashes-ashes-head recommend an especially good episode? I'm poking around the most recent eps and it's not really clicking for me.↵ go for the episode early on that's about noise e: the early ones in general are fun as they slowly go insane (like us) also I haven't listened to that many episodes so don't take me as gospel or anything
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:56 |
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man I’m good with just the fruit coming off my trees under the breezeways I built with misters than run off the public pressurized water supply https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWVtIn7UWVg
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# ? Jul 19, 2023 23:59 |
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Stereotype posted:disincentivizing energetically wasteful practices job killer
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 00:03 |
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OIL PANIC posted:folks, I'm here to tell you, I have searched, deeply, in my soul, and I am here to tell you: nothing is wrong. thank you for injecting some much needed rational reality into this thread voting does matter
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 00:08 |
Honky Mao posted:Obviously now-tropical Eastern US will be the so-called "banana basket" of the free world, manned by enslaved climate refugees from the southern/southwestern states You're maybe thinking of psycho tropical Berlin (imagine idk the herculoids or w/e weird genre). The south & eastern US will be a fully sunken state of mutant alligators & crocodiles I can only assume that map that has KANGA-RAT MURDER SOCIETY and all that kind of crazy bullshit is the most likely future at this point
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 00:16 |
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I plan on winning the powerball tonight so none of this unpleasantness will ever be able to affect me. Best of luck to the rest of you.
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 00:27 |
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netizen posted:I plan on winning the powerball tonight so none of this unpleasantness will ever be able to affect me. Best of luck to the rest of you. could you send me $20?
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 00:29 |
hopefully we're a long way out from dogs being eaten, which is the final stage of famine before people just lie down and die (because dogs generally don't taste good if they haven't been specially raised for meat.) it's still necessary to plan one's pet ownership around climate change. certain breeds do better in a harsh climate than others, dogs that are kept fit will fare much better in temperature extremes than out-of-shape ones, smaller dogs of course cost less to feed, and flat-faced dogs struggle in the heat. giving money to someone who breeds pugs is more of a sin than it ever was.
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 00:30 |
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Labradors are also problematic unless you stock up on paint
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 00:39 |
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Honky Mao posted:Exact reason why I will not be having kids Same, I don't want my kids to grow up to be dog poachers
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 00:42 |
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anyone buying a husky that lives in an apartment or a desert should be pressganged into fighting the fires so I can go to applebees without smelling smoke
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 00:43 |
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cash crab posted:could you send me $20? Look at you asking for handouts. This is why I am rich and you are poor. protip: invest in scratchers
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 01:26 |
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The Protagonist posted:dont worry yall we can recycle anything this video is premium tier crack-ping - so insanely stupid THEY THINK THEY"RE HELPING greenwashing at it's finest
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 01:33 |
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netizen posted:Look at you asking for handouts. This is why I am rich and you are poor. could you send me $20 for scratchers
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 01:38 |
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starkebn posted:this video is premium tier crack-ping - so insanely stupid Don't be so hasty to write it off, that material looks like it would make great guillotines to use for incredible poetic justice
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 01:44 |
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protip is to have pet chickens if you can
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 02:01 |
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Stereotype posted:7-11 really does have a lot of bananas. more than i would expect. there's no way they are selling all those Mine up the street went out of business. It was nothing but soda, candy, snacks, rolling papers, lotto tickets, 5 hour energy drinks, and bananas. They probably sold 3 a week because they were always banana bread level of ripeness. They had to have one thing so everyone could pretend that we're not in a food desert.
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 02:07 |
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EVs Are Sending Toxic Tire Particles Into the Water, Soil, and Air https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2023/07/electric-vehicles-tires-wearing-out-particulates/674750/ quote:Electric vehicles, you might have heard, are miraculous. Just a sliver of new cars sold in the United States are EVs, but these machines have united a mishmash of people eager to move America away from gasoline. Environmental groups are all-in, and the federal government is offering hefty incentives to spur sales. Automakers now offer twice as many EV models as before the pandemic, and are pumping out endless commercials to promote them. “We believe in an all-electric future,” General Motors CEO Mary Barra said in an interview a few weeks ago. Even car enthusiasts are getting on board: YouTube offers endless videos of people racing their EVs. Turns out that when you have vehicles that go from 0 to 60 in 3.5 and weigh 8000 pounds, making them electric is still bad. Who knew? I know I have taken heat for saying cars are not going away, but they don't have to be these monstrosities that have 1 person in them and treat a light turning green like a drag race.
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# ? Jul 20, 2023 02:26 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:protip is to have pet chickens if you can or all white ducks
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Zeta Taskforce posted:I know I have taken heat for saying cars are not going away, but they don't have to be these monstrosities that have 1 person in them and treat a light turning green like a drag race. It's very profitable though so...
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