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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




https://i.imgur.com/f24FCxa.mp4

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't trust your brainwashing needs to some random internet streamer!

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


GenXers and millennials have no idea how good they had it with forest porn. When you wanted to see the good stuff in my days, you had to get a shovel and head for the beet fields

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

GABA ghoul posted:

GenXers and millennials have no idea how good they had it with forest porn. When you wanted to see the good stuff in my days, you had to get a shovel and head for the beet feet fields

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Manager Hoyden posted:

I'm sure that lady is making good money but I am drawing a blank trying to think of something more demeaning to do for a living. Then again, bankrupting the smelly manbabies in her channel is a noble pursuit in itself


EoRaptor posted:

Working a bar or restaurant, where she can earn sub-minimum wage getting groped by customers and having her tips stolen by management while she is forced to smile? If the zeitgeist is currently for women to sit safely at home and fake a smile while eating fake food, i think it’s pretty good. I just hope she goes out and does things for herself when she’s not on camera.

Lol that's mycherrycrush who literally does hardcore nerdbait porn, so the real question is whether this human Tamagotchi bullshit is a step up from, a step down from, or a moonlighting gig alongside getting her face cummed on while wearing a Zelda costume and ahegoing.

I mean, get that horny nerd money girl, whatever, but she absolutely isn't making bank doing that poo poo by pure happenstance.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Breetai posted:

Lol that's mycherrycrush who literally does hardcore nerdbait porn, so the real question is whether this human Tamagotchi bullshit is a step up from, a step down from, or a moonlighting gig alongside getting her face cummed on while wearing a Zelda costume and ahegoing.

I mean, get that horny nerd money girl, whatever, but she absolutely isn't making bank doing that poo poo by pure happenstance.

Lmao you tell them goon who knows about this kind of thing.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
that manga artist that first drew ahego has some answering to do

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


:latestfad:

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Non Compos Mentis posted:

that manga artist that first drew ahego has some answering to do

Its the most baffling loving thing to suddenly become overwhelmingly ubiquitous amongst terminally online nerds.

Then you have the ones who wear the loving hoodies or decal their cars with it... 🤮

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Inceltown posted:

The vast majority of people laughing at the emoji streamer poo poo are laughing at the idiots spending money on it not the people working to earn it. If that isn't you then you have failed to understand the joke.

Actually I am laughing at the entire arc of human history that led us to this point.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I assume the whole “style” was invented by a Japanese incel who had no idea what a woman experiencing pleasure looked like

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Scratch Monkey posted:

I assume the whole “style” was invented by a Japanese incel who had no idea what a woman experiencing pleasure looked like

It’s so dumb. Women grimace when they’re being pleasured in my experience

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Breetai posted:

Its the most baffling loving thing to suddenly become overwhelmingly ubiquitous amongst terminally online nerds.

Then you have the ones who wear the loving hoodies or decal their cars with it... 🤮
One time I was at the supermarket and saw a lady maybe in her sixties rocking an ahegao hoodie

Scratch Monkey posted:

I assume the whole “style” was invented by a Japanese incel who had no idea what a woman experiencing pleasure looked like
With an art style that's known for exaggeration, depicting porn which is known for exaggeration, is it really a surprise that someone would draw an exaggerated facial expression? Really, I'd find it believable that someone hooked up with an absolute freak and was like, "is this normal? I guess so"

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

It’s so dumb. Women grimace when they’re being pleasured in my experience

Did we learn nothing from calm.jpg?

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Henry Lee Mucus posted:

It’s so dumb. Women grimace when they’re being pleasured in my experience

I didn't know I caused so much pleasure when talking to women

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
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Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

EoRaptor posted:

Working a bar or restaurant, where she can earn sub-minimum wage getting groped by customers and having her tips stolen by management while she is forced to smile? If the zeitgeist is currently for women to sit safely at home and fake a smile while eating fake food, i think it’s pretty good. I just hope she goes out and does things for herself when she’s not on camera.

ah, it's a good thing then

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

It’s so dumb. Women grimace when they’re being pleasured in my experience

Really? I always thought they rolled their eyes and yawned a lot to show pleasure

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Scratch Monkey posted:

Really? I always thought they rolled their eyes and yawned a lot to show pleasure

When a woman is rapt with pleasure she is silently DMing fitness models on Instagram, right?


...right?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Inzombiac posted:

When a woman is rapt with pleasure she is silently DMing fitness models on Instagram, right?


...right?

In my experience, she's following English language lessons on her phone and reminding you the hour's almost up, so hurry up and finish

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

One order of spobace please

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

"Me and Dr. Kiiing...

We've got a thiiing... going ooonnn..."

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Manager Hoyden posted:

One order of spobace please

Would you like a bowl of orange lumps with that?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Spobace, YUM!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
$7,000 a day for five catchphrases: the TikTokers pretending to be ‘non-playable characters’

:nomnom:

quote:

By repackaging intimacy through the filter of gamer language

that is the sadest thing I've ever read

Scratch Monkey fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Jul 19, 2023

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


I have a dream.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

You know, thinking back to ASMR roleplays where someone whispers into your ear that you have osteoporosis, they weren't that weird after all.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020


It's sad but necessary

Every society since our first ancestors came down from the trees had to deal with the problem of surplus males. The losers, the weak, the useless... in other words the unfuckable. Men as a population (as opposed to an individual) go crazy without intimacy, sexual or otherwise. Also without the normal signals a group uses to show members they are valued. Of course the type of disgusting nobody you'd find in twitch/whatever chats gets neither of those. As individuals these pale blobs are harmless. They collect their disability checks and have an angry piss into a bottle before going back to cartoons and social media. As a population, they are dangerous.

Since we have a volunteer army you can't send them to war to get rid of them. We're a long time removed from being able to lost boy them. What do you do with this stinky ticking timebomb of entitlement?

Enter the heroines. Those willing to completely destroy any self respect they may have been able to rebuild after what happened. Those willing to lick the proverbial toilet bowl for the entertainment of the most pathetic men who have ever lived. Those willing to never look at themselves in the mirror again. All to keep shitbabies distracted - and fooled into thinking someone wants them - to keep the rest of us safe.

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Manager Hoyden posted:

It's sad but necessary

Every society since our first ancestors came down from the trees had to deal with the problem of surplus males. The losers, the weak, the useless... in other words the unfuckable. Men as a population (as opposed to an individual) go crazy without intimacy, sexual or otherwise. Also without the normal signals a group uses to show members they are valued. Of course the type of disgusting nobody you'd find in twitch/whatever chats gets neither of those. As individuals these pale blobs are harmless. They collect their disability checks and have an angry piss into a bottle before going back to cartoons and social media. As a population, they are dangerous.

Since we have a volunteer army you can't send them to war to get rid of them. We're a long time removed from being able to lost boy them. What do you do with this stinky ticking timebomb of entitlement?

Enter the heroines. Those willing to completely destroy any self respect they may have been able to rebuild after what happened. Those willing to lick the proverbial toilet bowl for the entertainment of the most pathetic men who have ever lived. Those willing to never look at themselves in the mirror again. All to keep shitbabies distracted and fooled into thinking someone wants them to keep the rest of us safe.

So when do I start cleaning my room

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Manager Hoyden posted:

It's sad but necessary

Every society since our first ancestors came down from the trees had to deal with the problem of surplus males. The losers, the weak, the useless... in other words the unfuckable. Men as a population (as opposed to an individual) go crazy without intimacy, sexual or otherwise. Also without the normal signals a group uses to show members they are valued. Of course the type of disgusting nobody you'd find in twitch/whatever chats gets neither of those. As individuals these pale blobs are harmless. They collect their disability checks and have an angry piss into a bottle before going back to cartoons and social media. As a population, they are dangerous.

Since we have a volunteer army you can't send them to war to get rid of them. We're a long time removed from being able to lost boy them. What do you do with this stinky ticking timebomb of entitlement?

Enter the heroines. Those willing to completely destroy any self respect they may have been able to rebuild after what happened. Those willing to lick the proverbial toilet bowl for the entertainment of the most pathetic men who have ever lived. Those willing to never look at themselves in the mirror again. All to keep shitbabies distracted - and fooled into thinking someone wants them - to keep the rest of us safe.

:biotruths:

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Manager Hoyden posted:

It's sad but necessary

Every society since our first ancestors came down from the trees had to deal with the problem of surplus males. The losers, the weak, the useless... in other words the unfuckable. Men as a population (as opposed to an individual) go crazy without intimacy, sexual or otherwise. Also without the normal signals a group uses to show members they are valued. Of course the type of disgusting nobody you'd find in twitch/whatever chats gets neither of those. As individuals these pale blobs are harmless. They collect their disability checks and have an angry piss into a bottle before going back to cartoons and social media. As a population, they are dangerous.

Since we have a volunteer army you can't send them to war to get rid of them. We're a long time removed from being able to lost boy them. What do you do with this stinky ticking timebomb of entitlement?

Enter the heroines. Those willing to completely destroy any self respect they may have been able to rebuild after what happened. Those willing to lick the proverbial toilet bowl for the entertainment of the most pathetic men who have ever lived. Those willing to never look at themselves in the mirror again. All to keep shitbabies distracted - and fooled into thinking someone wants them - to keep the rest of us safe.

source your quotes

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Manager Hoyden posted:

It's sad but necessary

Every society since our first ancestors came down from the trees had to deal with the problem of surplus males. The losers, the weak, the useless... in other words the unfuckable. Men as a population (as opposed to an individual) go crazy without intimacy, sexual or otherwise. Also without the normal signals a group uses to show members they are valued. Of course the type of disgusting nobody you'd find in twitch/whatever chats gets neither of those. As individuals these pale blobs are harmless. They collect their disability checks and have an angry piss into a bottle before going back to cartoons and social media. As a population, they are dangerous.

Since we have a volunteer army you can't send them to war to get rid of them. We're a long time removed from being able to lost boy them. What do you do with this stinky ticking timebomb of entitlement?

Enter the heroines. Those willing to completely destroy any self respect they may have been able to rebuild after what happened. Those willing to lick the proverbial toilet bowl for the entertainment of the most pathetic men who have ever lived. Those willing to never look at themselves in the mirror again. All to keep shitbabies distracted - and fooled into thinking someone wants them - to keep the rest of us safe.

I disagree.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

Paladinus posted:

I disagree.

Go ahead for all the good it'll do

Very little I expect!

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Manager Hoyden posted:

It's sad but necessary

Every society since our first ancestors came down from the trees had to deal with the problem of surplus males. The losers, the weak, the useless... in other words the unfuckable. Men as a population (as opposed to an individual) go crazy without intimacy, sexual or otherwise. Also without the normal signals a group uses to show members they are valued. Of course the type of disgusting nobody you'd find in twitch/whatever chats gets neither of those. As individuals these pale blobs are harmless. They collect their disability checks and have an angry piss into a bottle before going back to cartoons and social media. As a population, they are dangerous.

Since we have a volunteer army you can't send them to war to get rid of them. We're a long time removed from being able to lost boy them. What do you do with this stinky ticking timebomb of entitlement?

Enter the heroines. Those willing to completely destroy any self respect they may have been able to rebuild after what happened. Those willing to lick the proverbial toilet bowl for the entertainment of the most pathetic men who have ever lived. Those willing to never look at themselves in the mirror again. All to keep shitbabies distracted - and fooled into thinking someone wants them - to keep the rest of us safe.

The Incel Whisperer has logged in.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

No one cared who I was until I put on the 'mm ice cream so good'

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://www.tiktok.com/@official_kanae.kocho/video/7255799671719726379

I still just don’t loving get it and I’ve read entire article’s written about it this week. gently caress I’m just old as poo poo, I’m gonna go play TF2. Maybe even TFC.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/CDiRbLu.mp4

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Everything but the rat seems about right.

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