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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

kiimo posted:

Okay, it turns out Michael Bolton is a major fremephile

Jack Sparrow is one of my least favourite Lonely Island tunes, but the line that always gets me is right after the first chorus where Kiv goes "Yeah that was kinda weird but we're back in the club."

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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Abother day testing Humans with the Gom Jabbar. Everyone keeps asking me if they can put their dick in the box. Buddy they won't even let me gently caress it

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Shoehead posted:

Buddy I'm required to gently caress it 274 different ways

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










Oh, you only know 274 that's cute :smuggo:

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



redshirt posted:

I blessed the rains down in Arrakis

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Mister Speaker posted:

i don't wanna work

i just wanna bang on the drum all day



This guy had to carry this thing out on a worm.

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

Spazzle posted:

This guy had got to carry this thing out on a worm.

Wildtortilla
Jul 8, 2008
I found Sons of Arrakis today. Dune themed stoner metal. I am beside myself.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P26Uo8S1qjA

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
do fremen leaders get any sort of articial sweeteners in their stillsuits so that their stillsuit piss and poo poo tastes better?

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
It already tastes like cinnamon what more do you want?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Flakey posted:

It already tastes like piss and poo poo what more do you want?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If you think spit coffee is bad just wait till you find out what the grounds are.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

ChubbyChecker posted:

do fremen leaders get any sort of articial sweeteners in their stillsuits so that their stillsuit piss and poo poo tastes better?

No, they just get Spice Diabetes.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

On Arrakis you'll be thankful for spit grounds.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


if you don't like the taste of spit n grit gently caress you

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


I only make coffee made of beans shat out by laza tigers

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Chubby Henparty posted:

I only make coffee made of beans shat out by laza tigers

You mean laser, right...?

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
excuse me, I clearly asked for soy spit in my ground poo poo latte

excuse me

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I demand the head of the manager to avenge this insult to my house. I invoke the rites of karanly.

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

Shoehead posted:

Abother day testing Humans with the Gom Jabbar. Everyone keeps asking me if they can put their dick in the box. Buddy they won't even let me gently caress it

:byodame: : you will feel at first a tingle… almost imperceptible. Next, heat upon heat…. And then…





Are you beefswelling right now???

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Wildtortilla posted:

I found Sons of Arrakis today. Dune themed stoner metal. I am beside myself.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P26Uo8S1qjA

:ibadpop: this rips thank you

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Popoto posted:

:byodame: : you will feel at first a tingle… almost imperceptible. Next, heat upon heat…. And then…





Are you beefswelling right now???

Would make a lot of sense that the box was invented as a sex toy honestly

The bene gesserit were just a bdsm club that accidentally took over the universe

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/hollywoodhandle/status/1682190583245275136

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
General strike right now

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Tree Bucket posted:

I demand the head of the manager to avenge this insult to my house. I invoke the rites of karanly.

I am with you in this Honor Quest.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

if it's for a strike then I will bear the burden of this delay. especially if this strike ignites a holy war against evil hollywood execs that spreads like unquenchable fire across the known universe

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Stick Zaslav in the box

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

kalel posted:

if it's for a strike then I will bear the burden of this delay. especially if this strike ignites a holy war against evil hollywood execs that spreads like unquenchable fire across the known universe

Whoah there! We need those hollywood execs around to make the tough decisions, like "needs a love interest" and "let's keep it PG" and "make sure everything is blueish grey"

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Shoehead posted:

General strike right now

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Shoehead posted:

General strike right now

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



long live the strikers

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


I was sent this excerpt from Brian Herbert and Kevin J Andersons new Princess of Dune book. Look I know you guys rag on Andersons writing a lot but I think he’s on to something here.

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

long live the strikers

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

long live the strikers

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Ccs posted:

I was sent this excerpt from Brian Herbert and Kevin J Andersons new Princess of Dune book. Look I know you guys rag on Andersons writing a lot but I think he’s on to something here.



Worms-a-Poppin'......desert planet.....

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Stop trying to make kwizatch happen. It's not going to happen.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Arrakis. Dune. Desert Planet. Frementopia. Spicetown. The Big Sandbox. Third Rock from Canopus. Satan's Genital Wart. Land of a Thousand Sietches. Wormworld. The Thirsthole. Training Ground of the Faithful. Father of Sunburns. Planet McPlanetface. The Graveyard of Empires. Cleveland 2.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
El Dunerino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
Do you think Rabban will finally drink a bug-juice box in Dunc Part II?

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Alucard posted:

El Dunerino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing

lol

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