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GhostofJohnMuir)
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getting paid to go gently caress yourself for 9 years tho, living the dream
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Jul 19, 2023 14:58
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Hmmm... NYT, was it really necessary to test them for 9 YEARS and 150 hours per vibrator for 30 models before you felt you had enough data to write this article? You're falling into the trap of reading a tweet and then just blindly reacting to it in here without checking your gut reaction against the actual article, might be time to turn down the "RSS Feed" dial on your keyboard a little. They didn't spend 9 years writing that one article - they've been writing "Best Vibrators of 20XX" every year since 2014, and they're counting up all the work spent on those nine years of articles here. 150 total hours across 11 volunteers over the course of nine years is about 1.5 hours per person per year. Not that I needed to read the article to know that, because that's how Wirecutter handles all their review articles.
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Jul 19, 2023 15:02
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9 years to find out its the hitachi drat thats some crackerjack reporting right there. hire me to figure out circle is still best tire shape in time for my 2032 article debut
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Jul 19, 2023 15:04
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oh so really it's a meta-study like is used in all of academia makes more sense
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Jul 19, 2023 15:04
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Main Paineframe posted:You're falling into the trap of reading a tweet and then just blindly reacting to it in here without checking your gut reaction against the actual article, might be time to turn down the "RSS Feed" dial on your keyboard a little.  They obviously haven't been exclusively masturbating for 9 years to write one article. The New York Times posting an article saying "I spent 9 years loving myself and here's what I learned" and describing masturbating as "research" is funny.
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Jul 19, 2023 15:07
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Kavros posted:9 years to find out its the hitachi drat thats some crackerjack reporting right there. hire me to figure out circle is still best tire shape in time for my 2032 article debut lmao
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Jul 19, 2023 15:08
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It is also extremely funny to me that Hitachi was an air conditioning and heavy machinery company for most of its existance, released the magic wand as a back massager to try and break into the consumer goods market, was horrified when it started gaining popularity as a sex toy and tried to discontinue the product, eventually had several major divisions fail and went back to the Hitachi Magic Wand to make money, and are now primarily known for their unintentional sex toy that they tried to destroy out of shame.
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Jul 19, 2023 15:15
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jokes are funny
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Jul 19, 2023 15:23
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Cease to Hope posted:jokes are funny Jeff Dunham and I disagree.
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Jul 19, 2023 15:28
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the puppet nonce?
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Jul 19, 2023 15:29
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Tesseraction posted:the puppet nonce? not even his most unfortunate character to date
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Jul 19, 2023 15:34
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Incredible sex negativity from Leon itt, smdh
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Jul 19, 2023 15:41
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well I was mostly thinking of achmed the dead terrorist
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Jul 19, 2023 15:41
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Lowkey's video about Aylan Kurdi, the toddler who drowned off the shores of Greece calls Jeff Dunham out explicitly at the end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNqum-_5RhY
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Jul 19, 2023 15:42
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To be honest 9 years is rookie numbers, some folks have been honing the masturbation craft for much longer than that. Not me tho e: moooooom don't just barge in here, I'm doin' research! It's for the New York Times! Professor Beetus fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Jul 19, 2023 |
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Jul 19, 2023 16:53
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and men are out here whackin it with their hands like loving cave man times. where's my masturbating article nyt?
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Jul 19, 2023 18:10
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it would just be the same recommendation tbh
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Jul 19, 2023 18:18
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every time leon posts anything anywhere i hear the faint susurrus of a thousand shaken fists. terrifying power
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Jul 19, 2023 19:12
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i shake my fist at every dadchat poster. get off my lawn!Cease to Hope posted:it would just be the same recommendation tbh i'm afraid of what the raw power would do tbh
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Jul 19, 2023 19:20
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i only shake my fist at my own posts
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Jul 19, 2023 19:27
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Some college kids are back home from school at their parents' house next door to me and they were having a party out front at 9 pm on a Wednesday last week and I unironically told my wife that those drat kids need to get off the lawn because some people are trying to go to bed at 9.
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Jul 19, 2023 19:28
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i will tolerate loud parties after 8pm on weekends, but anyone doing it on weekdays is on track for a good fist shaking
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Jul 19, 2023 19:35
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like everyone in my household has to be up before 6am, and our old bodies can already barely do it
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Jul 19, 2023 19:36
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:It is also extremely funny to me that Hitachi was an air conditioning and heavy machinery company for most of its existance, They make semi conductors too.
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Jul 20, 2023 03:09
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They still make a bunch of stuff, I see Hitachi equipment all the time
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Jul 20, 2023 04:29
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:where's my masturbating article nyt? a strange fowl posted:the faint susurrus of a thousand shaken fists.
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Jul 20, 2023 04:32
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RE: pillowchat, I highly recommend wool-filled pillows. They aren't the cheapest, but they have good firmness and repel dust mites (which a lot of people are allergic to).
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Jul 20, 2023 15:54
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cat botherer posted:RE: pillowchat, I highly recommend wool-filled pillows. They aren't the cheapest, but they have good firmness and repel dust mites (which a lot of people are allergic to). Are they hot?
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Jul 20, 2023 16:04
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Are they hot?
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Jul 20, 2023 16:12
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dadchat (he's somehow responsible for this): my brother just suggested i watch made in abyss  i turned mistakes into miracles by sending him on a one-way trip to bakshi town. he and dad watched cool world in the cinema when it first came out and neither of them have ever recovered. it's time for healing
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Jul 22, 2023 11:52
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a strange fowl posted:dadchat (he's somehow responsible for this): my brother just suggested i watch made in abyss for some reason i was utterly convinced that you were an only child
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Jul 22, 2023 12:02
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V. Illych L. posted:for some reason i was utterly convinced that you were an only child e: i don't actually know how many. between three and five a strange fowl fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Jul 22, 2023 |
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Jul 22, 2023 12:21
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that's the typical cause of siblings
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Jul 22, 2023 12:28
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families are weird. we only reconnected as adults so we're like... trying to figure out how it all works
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Jul 22, 2023 12:48
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a strange fowl posted:i am, but i have several half-siblings thanks to my father's passions I like to imagine you mean you have siblings because of your father’s interests, his hobbies, free-time activities
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Jul 22, 2023 13:50
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cat botherer posted:RE: pillowchat, I highly recommend wool-filled pillows. They aren't the cheapest, but they have good firmness and repel dust mites (which a lot of people are allergic to). interesting. have you tried buckwheat?
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Jul 22, 2023 21:57
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Pirate Radar posted:I like to imagine you mean you have siblings because of your father’s interests, his hobbies, free-time activities
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Jul 22, 2023 22:11
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made in abyss is one of those series where i don't know anything about it because the people who do constantly warn you about it with haunted eyes
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Jul 22, 2023 22:32
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:made in abyss is one of those series where i don't know anything about it because the people who do constantly warn you about it with haunted eyes he brought it up as an example of apocalyptic art produced by a culture that went through an actual apocalypse, so that's fair, and also why i redirected him to bakshi. who is no angel either, but he's resolutely only into mature adults with gigantic knockers (and old men's feet) a strange fowl fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Jul 22, 2023 |
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Jul 22, 2023 22:46
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breaking news i was observing a sheep paddock with new lambs and a guardian alpaca. one of the lambs went up to the alpaca and they gently booped noses
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Jul 23, 2023 00:36
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