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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Rampage:

Naturally Limitless (Dustin Rhodes and Keith Lee) defeat Jericho Appreciation Society (Angelo Parker and Matt Menard)
Taya Valkyrie squashes Izzy McQueen. Postmatch Toni Storm congratulates Taya on the rare win; Taya challenges for Toni's women's title at Battle of the Belts Saturday, Toni accepts and promises to embarrass her in front of her family
Lance Archer defeats Trent Beretta. Postmatch Archer attacks Chuck Taylor and says the Best Friends will die if Orange Cassidy doesn't come out and accept his challenge for the International title at Battle of the Belts. OC accepts, Archer tries to chokeslam him but Jake Roberts tells him to save it for Saturday
Konosuke Takeshita defeats Mentallo
Willow Nightingale defeats Athena to advance in the Owen Hart women's tournament; the final is Willow vs Ruby Soho on Collision Saturday. Willow also gets a future ROH women's title shot against Athena, becoming the first woman to beat Athena in a singles match since last September

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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/WrestlingCovers/status/1680359584865607680

https://twitter.com/BradWardFight/status/1680354159076442112

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/BradWardFight/status/1680360828657340417?s=20

lmfao

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

lol

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ROH:

Daniel Garcia defeats Jason Geiger in a Pure match. Postmatch Katsuyori Shibata stares down Garcia
Dalton Castle defeats Shane Taylor to become #1 contender to Samoa Joe's TV title
Utami Hayashishita defeats Trish Adora
Powerhouse Hobbs defeats Dalton Rude
The Righteous (Vincent and Dutch) defeat Dalton Castle's Boys (Brandon and Brent). Postmatch Evil Uno comes out and confronts the Righteous, Stu Grayson further attacks the Boys
Leyla Hirsch defeats Nicole Matthews
Josh Woods defeats James Stone in a Pure match
Athena defeats Nikita. Postmatch Athena continues the attack
The Kingdom (Matt Taven and Mike Bennett) win a fourway tag match over the Workhorsemen (Anthony Henry and JD Drake), Action Andretti and Darius Martin, and the Bollywood Boyz (Gurv and Harv Sihra)

Death Before Dishonor card for Friday:
Shibata defends the Pure title against Garcia
Joe defends the TV title against Castle
Athena defends the women's title against Willow Nightingale
Claudio Castagnoli defends the world title against someone
and Uno vs Stu is either happening or getting further teased as happening soon

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom

Chris James 2 posted:

ROH:

Daniel Garcia defeats Jason Geiger in a Pure match. Postmatch Katsuyori Shibata stares down Garcia
Dalton Castle defeats Shane Taylor to become #1 contender to Samoa Joe's TV title
Utami Hayashishita defeats Trish Adora
Powerhouse Hobbs defeats Dalton Rude
The Righteous (Vincent and Dutch) defeat Dalton Castle's Boys (Brandon and Brent). Postmatch Evil Uno comes out and confronts the Righteous, Stu Grayson further attacks the Boys
Leyla Hirsch defeats Nicole Matthews
Josh Woods defeats James Stone in a Pure match
Athena defeats Nikita. Postmatch Athena continues the attack
The Kingdom (Matt Taven and Mike Bennett) win a fourway tag match over the Workhorsemen (Anthony Henry and JD Drake), Action Andretti and Darius Martin, and the Bollywood Boyz (Gurv and Harv Sihra)



They taped all that in an hour? Guess Roh truly is the new dark.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Garcia’s match through Hobbs’ match were done pre-Collision, everything else was done after BotB

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Impact tapings from yesterday:

quote:

BTI:
-Alan Angels d. Crazzy Steve
-Yuya Uemura & Joe Hendry d. Kenny King & Sheldon Jean

-Sami Callihan & Rich Swann d. The Good Hands
-Courtney Rush d. Savannah Evans
-Dirty Dango d. Santino Marella
-Impact World Tag Team Championship Subculture (c) d. ABC to retain
-Jake Something d. Kevin Knight
-Trinity & Dani Luna d. the Coven
-Johnny Swinger d. Zicky Dice in a loser leaves Impact match
-Gisele Shaw d. Masha Slamovich
-Time Splitters d. Moose & Brian Myers
-Zach Wentz d. "Speedball" Mike Bailey
-Eric Young d. Nick Aldis
-In what I assume is a dark match, Tommy Dreamer & Darren McCarty d. Champagne Singh & Shera

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Impact:

Alan Angels defeats Crazzy Steve. Postmatch Heath Slater attacks Angels
Yuya Uemura and Joe Hendry defeat Kenny King and Sheldon Jean
Scott D'Amore confirms he's back in his prior position as president of the company. The Good Hands (Jason Hotch and John Skyler) interrupt and are put in a match they lose against Sami Callihan and Rich Swann
Courtney Rush defeats Savannah Evans. Postmatch Evans, Gisele Shaw and Jai Vidal attack Courtney; Jody Threat makes the save
Dirty Dango defeats Santino Marella after interference from John E Bravo
Subculture (Flash Morgan Webster and Mark Andrews) retain the tag titles over Bullet Club (Ace Austin and Chris Bey) after interference from the Rascalz (Trey Miguel and Zachary Wentz)
Josh Alexander confirms to Alex Shelley he's cleared. Lio Rush says he might use Option C on his new X title to get a world title match before Josh can. KUSHIDA said he might cash in his Ultimate X title shot before that happens. Bully Ray, Moose and Brian Myers also come out, everyone brawls
Jake Something defeats Kevin Knight
Trinity Fatu and Dani Luna defeat the Coven (Taylor Wilde and KiLynn King). Postmatch Deonna Purrazzo says her rematch with Trinity for the Knockouts title is August at Emergence
Johnny Swinger defeats Zicky Dice in a loser leaves match
Gisele defeats Masha Slamovich
Time Splitters (Shelley and KUSHIDA) defeat Moose and Myers. Another big brawl occurs with everyone from the prior one
Wentz defeats Speedball Mike Bailey
Eric Young defeats Nick Aldis. Postmatch the Design (Deaner and Kon) attack Young
Tommy Dreamer and Darren McCarty defeat Champagne Singh and Mahabali Shera

Zicky :negative:

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Someone else please post the impact spoilers I’m not sure if two posts in a row was enough

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Can't wait for the return of Zicky Dice to AEW rumors.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


PWInsider posted:

As PWInsiderElite.com broke last night, there were two departures from Impact Wrestling at last night's TV taping in Windsor, Ontario.

Nick Aldis, who had come into the company through Slammiversary weekend, has finished up this run. Aldis worked Eric Young on last night's taping and as of right now, that was his last scheduled appearance with Impact Wrestling. Aldis' agreement with the company went exactly as planned.

Zicky Dice, who has been working for the company since 2021, most recently aligned with Johnny Swinger, also finished up at the TV taping. Dice finished up his storyline last night as well.

:woop: get the gently caress outta here Aldis

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Aldis Elite Wrestling

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

KungFu Grip posted:

Aldis Elite Wrestling

pls no

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
WWE is interested in Aldis.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
as a producer

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




They can have him, I will personally chip into a gofundme to cover his salary or whatever so long as it keeps him safely away from anything I might want to watch

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
Glad to see Jake Something back in Impact. I thought AEW was going to pick him up but instead he just did a bunch of Glory Pro dates.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Rampage spoilers:
-Darby Allin won the Royal Rampage to get a TNT title shot at All Out(?!?)
-Kris Statlander d. Marina Shafir to retain the TBS title
-The Acclaimed and Billy Gunn d. QTV

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Darby vs. Luchasaurus is gonna be good as gently caress.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
TK: people didn't care for Luchasaurus vs Shawn Spears and there's no chatter online for the upcoming Scorpio Sky match, what do I do?
Darby: I can fix this.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Edward Mass posted:

Rampage spoilers:
-Darby Allin won the Royal Rampage to get a TNT title shot at All Out(?!?)
-Kris Statlander d. Marina Shafir to retain the TBS title
-The Acclaimed and Billy Gunn d. QTV

Did they announce any more Collision matches to the crowd?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Gavok posted:

Did they announce any more Collision matches to the crowd?

None reported!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Suzuki was an entrant in Royal Rampge

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Chris James 2 posted:

Suzuki was an entrant in Royal Rampge

I thought I saw him on the graphic!

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Is Royal Rampage a regular battle royal or do people enter at times intervals?

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Is Royal Rampage a regular battle royal or do people enter at times intervals?

they’re Royal Rumble-style timed entrances

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Bard Maddox posted:

they’re Royal Rumble-style timed entrances

Thanks, I though so but couldn’t remember.

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
The entrances alternate rings too until there’s only one remaining in each ring, and then those two fight. It was a lot of fun last year.

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


yeah compared to the casino royales I remember it feeling a lot better. Just having twice the space for people to be in without inherently increasing the amount/rate helps a ton with pacing and doing cool spots.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

if you get thrown over the top rope from one ring to another are you now in that ring or are you eliminated?

All I remember about last year's Royal Rampage was that the ending ruled

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ROH:

Trish Adora defeats Vita VonStarr
Leyla Hirsch defeats B3CCA
Mogul Embassy (Brian Cage, Toa Linoa and Bishop Kaun) defeat JT Davidson and the Iron Savages (Bear Boulder and Bear Bronson)
The Renegade Twins (Charlette and Robyn Renegade) defeat JC Storm and Tiara James
Josh Woods defeats Eli Isom in a Pure match. Postmatch Mark Sterling says Woods wants a title shot against Katsuyori Shibata. Shibata's ready for it but Sterling wants it for a later date
Zack Clayton defeats Kevin Matthews
Athena defeats Christina Marie
The Kingdom (Matt Taven and Mike Bennett) defeat Tracy Williams and Rhett Titus
Christopher Daniels defeats JD Drake
Big Bill and Lee Moriarty defeat Adrian Soriano and Gabriel Hunter
Tony Nese defeats Cheeseburger
Gravity defeats Anthony Henry
Shane Taylor defeats Serpentico
Dalton Castle and his boys (Brandon and Brent) defeat Trustbusters (Sonny Kiss, Slim J and Ari Daivari)

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Chris James 2 posted:

ROH:

Trish Adora defeats Vita VonStarr


Hopefully they'll put Vita back with The Righteous

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Rampage:

Big Bill & Brian Cage win a tag battle royal (also featuring the Hardys, Butcher & Blade, Ethan Page & Brother Zay, Matt Menard & Angelo Parker, Serpentico & Luther, Jay Lethal & Satnam Singh, and Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal) to earn a future tag title shot
The Kingdom (Matt Taven and Mike Bennett) squash an enhancement tag team (one of the wrestlers was Myung-Jae Lee from C4 who's been working with Evil Uno a bit lately)
Komander defeats Kip Sabian. The match was originally announced as Scorpio Sky vs Kip but Tony announced Scorpio's hurt
Hikaru Shida defeats Nyla Rose

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Chris James 2 posted:

Rampage:

Big Bill & Brian Cage win a tag battle royal (also featuring the Hardys, Butcher & Blade, Ethan Page & Brother Zay, Matt Menard & Angelo Parker, Serpentico & Luther, Jay Lethal & Satnam Singh, and Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal) to earn a future tag title shot
The Kingdom (Matt Taven and Mike Bennett) squash an enhancement tag team (one of the wrestlers was Myung-Jae Lee from C4 who's been working with Evil Uno a bit lately)
Komander defeats Kip Sabian. The match was originally announced as Scorpio Sky vs Kip but Tony announced Scorpio's hurt
Hikaru Shida defeats Nyla Rose

What happened to Scorpio between Dynamite and Rampage?

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Majinfoose posted:

What happened to Scorpio between Dynamite and Rampage?

Apparently got injured warming up.

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

Davros1 posted:

Hopefully they'll put Vita back with The Righteous

Whatever happened to Bateman?

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
It looks like Bateman hasn't wrestled east of the Rockies since the Righteous dropped the ROH six man titles at DBD 2022 in Massachusetts last summer, with 90% of subsequent matches in/around Los Angeles (plus a show apiece in Portland and Las Vegas) so maybe he's got work/family obligations keeping him from traveling that much?

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




Chris James 2 posted:

Rampage:

Big Bill & Brian Cage win a tag battle royal (also featuring the Hardys, Butcher & Blade, Ethan Page & Brother Zay, Matt Menard & Angelo Parker, Serpentico & Luther, Jay Lethal & Satnam Singh, and Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal) to earn a future tag title shot
The Kingdom (Matt Taven and Mike Bennett) squash an enhancement tag team (one of the wrestlers was Myung-Jae Lee from C4 who's been working with Evil Uno a bit lately)
Komander defeats Kip Sabian. The match was originally announced as Scorpio Sky vs Kip but Tony announced Scorpio's hurt
Hikaru Shida defeats Nyla Rose

gently caress yeah big bill and cage

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Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Pylons posted:

Apparently got injured warming up.

Reach for the sky, fall to the floor

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