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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Sounds like it's for some sabuwutage

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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Shut it all down, Steam is done

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Schwarzwald posted:

Judging from this description I'm about 50/50 on it being either a charming find-the-hidden-object-like about spotting cats and kittens or outright pornography.

Why not both?

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Schwarzwald posted:

Judging from this description I'm about 50/50 on it being either a charming find-the-hidden-object-like about spotting cats and kittens or outright pornography.

well it's on steam as well and it looks like you're completely right

Fifty Farts
Dec 23, 2013

- Meticulously Researched
- Peer-reviewed

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Shut it all down, Steam is done



What the gently caress.

That's a dryer.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

beats for junkies posted:

What the gently caress.

That's a dryer.

Dryer? Don't mind if I do!

Seriously though I can see the little drawer you put detergent and softener in.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It's a combo unit, have none of you ever watched European porn?

Fifty Farts
Dec 23, 2013

- Meticulously Researched
- Peer-reviewed

The MSJ posted:

Dryer? Don't mind if I do!

Seriously though I can see the little drawer you put detergent and softener in.

Okay, fine. I was wrong about the stupid joke steam game. It's probably just European.

Captain Hygiene posted:

It's a combo unit, have none of you ever watched European porn?

Not nearly enough, I guess.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Yeah, it's got a drawer for powder and a control dial with options beyond just 'time', definitely a washer.

At the risk of being a derail, why do Americans go for top-loading washers? A side-loader you can put stuff on top, or put it under a counter, and you don't have to lift heavy wet clothes up and out, just sideways into a basket.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Elfface posted:

Yeah, it's got a drawer for powder and a control dial with options beyond just 'time', definitely a washer.

At the risk of being a derail, why do Americans go for top-loading washers? A side-loader you can put stuff on top, or put it under a counter, and you don't have to lift heavy wet clothes up and out, just sideways into a basket.

They're cheaper to buy, and Americans tend to have roomier houses so they don't often need them to stack.

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
Also, side loading washers have worse issues with leaking than top loaders. Side loading washers are common in the apartments and townhouses that come with laundry machines, though.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

You can just pour dirty laundry into a top loader without having to shove them in bit by bit.

This is an odd derail to a porn game.

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Helps you understand how she might have gotten stuck in there, though.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

-the average adult upper body will absolutely not fit inside the average washing machine or clothes dryer
-if you are simply attempting to load or unload the laundry, reaching inside the unit with your arms is more than sufficient
-if the aperture were small enough to get trapped within, it would not afford entry in the first place

the entire premise is ludicrous

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

The MSJ posted:

Dryer? Don't mind if I do!

Seriously though I can see the little drawer you put detergent and softener in.

That's not where you put that.

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
I got stuck in a washing machine as a child! So it's possible if you're very small and incredibly dumb yet curious

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Hwurmp posted:

-the average adult upper body will absolutely not fit inside the average washing machine or clothes dryer
-if you are simply attempting to load or unload the laundry, reaching inside the unit with your arms is more than sufficient
-if the aperture were small enough to get trapped within, it would not afford entry in the first place

the entire premise is ludicrous

Also the title is a lie, it's actually your STEPmom and not your actual mom. Gaben pls delist for false advertising

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Hwurmp posted:

the entire premise is ludicrous

no one can jump as high as mario, come the gently caress on

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Hwurmp posted:

-the average adult upper body will absolutely not fit inside the average washing machine or clothes dryer
-if you are simply attempting to load or unload the laundry, reaching inside the unit with your arms is more than sufficient
-if the aperture were small enough to get trapped within, it would not afford entry in the first place

the entire premise is ludicrous

Petitioning all washing machine videos be put under "petite" category. Or maybe BBW.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

endocriminologist posted:

I got stuck in a washing machine as a child! So it's possible if you're very small and incredibly dumb yet curious

So that only half disqualifies your mom?

FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib
That's probably not a long game. How long could it take to ring 999?

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

FishMcCool posted:

That's probably not a long game. How long could it take to ring 999?

Considering you only have a banana, that's probably where they artificially inflate the challenge.

FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib

Dareon posted:

Considering you only have a banana, that's probably where they artificially inflate the challenge.

Well done, now I won't be able to get rid of the banana phone song from my brain all day! :negative:

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

FishMcCool posted:

Well done, now I won't be able to get rid of the banana phone song from my brain all day! :negative:

I've heard singing the song to it's end helps with that. I can't prove it but I've got this feeling.

FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib

Great Beer posted:

I've got this feeling.

... so appealing...

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Doc Hawkins posted:

no one can jump as high as mario, come the gently caress on



Mario's minikin frame allows him to propel himself greater distances, like a frog or grasshopper

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


After a science experiment gets out of control, you need to survive and escape this dark prison that hides weird secrets. The game is a cinematic platform of terror and stealth, inspired by INSIDE, Another World, Blackthorne and Prince of Persia.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Finally, a Bad Rats 3 to gift to people

https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256877816/movie480_vp9.webm?t=1657126553

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012




I'm sick of these grotty piss stained rats

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

That wheelchair rat is living his best life

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Radio Paranoia posted:

endocriminologist posted:

I got stuck in a washing machine as a child! So it's possible if you're very small and incredibly dumb yet curious
So that only half disqualifies your mom?

So how did you hear about endocriminologist's experimental quantum physicist mother?

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
it's every lovely mobile game you've seen in those ads, all in one lovely steam game



it's $10 tho, which is about eight bux too much, and i'll never think about it again after this post so i guess i won't ever play it

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Foo Diddley posted:

it's every lovely mobile game you've seen in those ads, all in one lovely steam game



it's $10 tho, which is about eight bux too much, and i'll never think about it again after this post so i guess i won't ever play it

I don't know if it's good (probably not) but the idea of making an actual playable version of the stupid video game adds sounds like it could be a fun gimmick. I want to see a game built around LEVEL 1 GOON -> LEVEL 100 MOB BOSS

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
yeah, it's a fun idea at least

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

ImpAtom posted:

I don't know if it's good (probably not) but the idea of making an actual playable version of the stupid video game adds sounds like it could be a fun gimmick. I want to see a game built around LEVEL 1 GOON -> LEVEL 100 MOB BOSS

There was an actual version of that pin-puller puzzle game someone made at one point, it was a solid time killer until I finally ran out of the levels the devs designed.

Looking it up again: Hero Rescue.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Seems like something that'll be deeply discounted for the winter sale.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Foo Diddley posted:


it's $10 tho, which is about eight bux too much, and i'll never think about it again after this post so i guess i won't ever play it

ImpAtom posted:

I don't know if it's good (probably not) but the idea of making an actual playable version of the stupid video game adds sounds like it could be a fun gimmick. I want to see a game built around LEVEL 1 GOON -> LEVEL 100 MOB BOSS

Yeah, those were my basic thoughts. Oh, potentially interesting idea. But :10bux:? :yikes:

Evil Kit
May 29, 2013

I'm viable ladies.

Foo Diddley posted:

it's every lovely mobile game you've seen in those ads, all in one lovely steam game



it's $10 tho, which is about eight bux too much, and i'll never think about it again after this post so i guess i won't ever play it

False advertising, I don't see any giant stick women or awkwardly ripped memes. It's not like those mobile ads at all. :colbert:

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
i think the game would lose sales if it had the gross dentist simulator shown in the example screenshots but it should have the gross dentist simulator in there

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HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Relyssa posted:

I'm sick of these grotty piss stained rats

drat, you're old

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