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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
on one hand you probably shouldn't' do it because you might fall or something on the other hand who fuckin cares it's a bike not a car

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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Ham Equity posted:

I don't think it's a great idea, but in the grand scheme of things, as far as potential dangers to other people, it's probably less damaging than being a smoker, though getting yourself hit or severely hurting yourself in front of someone else can be pretty traumatizing, which is lovely.

But it isn't anywhere close to drunk driving, not by several orders of magnitude. It's a kind of lovely thing to do.

hitting another biker because you are unpredictable can be awful, can knock other cyclists into cards, cyclists hitting pedestrians can be deadly

i think you should just go for a stroll when drunk

go for a stroll
Sep 10, 2003

you'll never make it out alive







Pillbug

spacemang_spliff posted:

on one hand you probably shouldn't' do it because you might fall or something on the other hand who fuckin cares it's a bike not a car

this is more or less my rationale

Ham Equity posted:

... getting yourself hit or severely hurting yourself in front of someone else can be pretty traumatizing, which is lovely.

But it isn't anywhere close to drunk driving, not by several orders of magnitude. It's a kind of lovely thing to do.

oddly enough this is the main concession i make here, i don't do this with my wife or close friends who would maybe never be able to shake it

Grassy Knowles posted:

hitting another biker because you are unpredictable can be awful, can knock other cyclists into cards, cyclists hitting pedestrians can be deadly

i think you should just go for a stroll when drunk

this is almost exclusively on quiet residential streets, but everyone thinks they're smarter than average so i won't keep deflecting. thanks for the criticism. i could stand to walk more, my tibialis anterior doesn't do poo poo on the bike and starts complaining after like a mile on foot

go for a stroll has issued a correction as of 19:42 on Jul 20, 2023

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

I've biked drunk a whole lot (well, I was never that into drinking, but still), and it's honestly never been a problem (which is also what drunk drivers say, yeah). I think that as long as you keep on the bike path, you generally don't need to react that quickly to anything that's not idiots walking out in front of you. Just mind the lights and keep extra distance and you're good.

The key point is that even if I ride into a pedestrian, my victim will be bruised but certainly not dead or permanently harmed.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

BonHair posted:

I've biked drunk a whole lot (well, I was never that into drinking, but still), and it's honestly never been a problem (which is also what drunk drivers say, yeah). I think that as long as you keep on the bike path, you generally don't need to react that quickly to anything that's not idiots walking out in front of you. Just mind the lights and keep extra distance and you're good.

The key point is that even if I ride into a pedestrian, my victim will be bruised but certainly not dead or permanently harmed.
Remind me again, what country do you live in?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
are we just posting videos of people getting run over now like this is a gbs osha thread

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Third World Reagan posted:

are we just posting videos of people getting run over now like this is a gbs osha thread

Dude got up and walked away, for the love of God, please, not this again.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Ham Equity posted:

Remind me again, what country do you live in?

Copenhagen, Denmark. The thing is that we have amazing (on a relative scale at least) bike infrastructure, which makes all kinds of biking, including drunk biking, pretty safe. It's also incredibly popular and efficient, and parking doesn't take up a lot of space.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Sometimes I think that Denmarkers post here just to taunt the rest of us.

dxt
Mar 27, 2004
METAL DISCHARGE
Biking drunk is a bad idea and not safe, but also it's fun as hell and usually gets you home or to wherever you're going while not being too much of a danger to anyone but yourself. In conclusion drunk biking is a land of contrasts.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

withak posted:

Sometimes I think that Denmarkers post here just to taunt the rest of us.

Posted from a summer house in southern Denmark that I got to using public transport, and also I can afford both it and my actual house. Only reason I didn't bring my bike on the trains is that I also brought a baby who needs his stroller for naps. Luckily there's a place where we can rent bikes.

So yeah, Denmark is pretty great for a car hater, even if they still dominate everything. Definitely taunting you, but also letting you imagine a better world (which is my world)

Greg12
Apr 22, 2020
Housing hoarder identified

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
I didn't even know that Denmark had a south.

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck
Neither are good ideas but it's probably way safer to bike totally wasted than to drive at the legal limit.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

withak posted:

I didn't even know that Denmark had a south.

It's actually very poor and (consequently probably) very racist. Commonly known as "the rotten banana".

Also if you wanted to hoard houses, it would be a good place insofar as they are very cheap because no one wants to live here permanently.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Wow, just like America!

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


go for a stroll posted:

what is the thread stance on drunk biking?

i assume most people have had one experience where they thought they were good to drive a few hours after a drink or two, then half a mile down the road realized they were wrong. everything about it feels awful.

drunk biking on quiet roads is like the complete opposite in my experience, it feels loving great. i bike to bars mostly for the fun of biking home after. i'm talking buzzed here; too drunk to drive but just fine for 15 mph.

imo common sense serves you well - don't endanger pedestrians or ride in a way that makes drivers even worse. i just wonder how many people take the same zero tolerance policy they would in a car

e: also a big fan of open carry biking, but never together obviously

it's fine, especially at 2am in bicycle-friendly areas, as long as you have some sense of self-preservation

bicycles are simply not heavy machinery

Square Peg
Nov 11, 2008

BonHair posted:

Only reason I didn't bring my bike on the trains is that I also brought a baby who needs his stroller for naps.

get you a (impractical, expensive) bike that can do both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgxfVxQg9ng

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread

go for a stroll posted:

what is the thread stance on drunk biking?

i assume most people have had one experience where they thought they were good to drive a few hours after a drink or two, then half a mile down the road realized they were wrong. everything about it feels awful.

drunk biking on quiet roads is like the complete opposite in my experience, it feels loving great. i bike to bars mostly for the fun of biking home after. i'm talking buzzed here; too drunk to drive but just fine for 15 mph.

imo common sense serves you well - don't endanger pedestrians or ride in a way that makes drivers even worse. i just wonder how many people take the same zero tolerance policy they would in a car

e: also a big fan of open carry biking, but never together obviously

Dont bike drunk OP. Also don't drive drunk. Hth

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
I have buzzed biked like twice and I was way less scared of biking which is probably a good thing given my level of fear but also a bad thing because of all the other reasons. Great way to cut across downtown though. Seattle used to have actual citi bikes and I had the 80 dollar unlimited subscription and would basically use it daily.

Obviously not a problem anymore given the whole not drinking anymore thing.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Drunk biking is probably safer than looking at your phone while driving, and basically everyone does that.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I have a buddy who biked home drunk once and his handlebars clipped a parked car and he was in the hospital for a week.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

I have a buddy who biked home drunk once and his handlebars clipped a parked car and he was in the hospital for a week.

How long was the car owner in the hospital for?

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

I have a buddy who biked home drunk once and his handlebars clipped a parked car and he was in the hospital for a week.

Way back when I was in college I rode my bike drunk and I took a corner way too fast and slammed hard into a street parked car and knocked the mirror off. It was three in the morning and nobody around and no way to figure which of the many duplexes/triplexes in the student part of town the car belonged to so I left a note with my phone number and an apology but they never called or anything but I saw the car around a few other times and the mirror was reattached with duct tape

Honestly not sure why they didn’t call and ask for money. Left a serious bruise on me

My advice is to not bike drunk

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Ham Equity posted:

How long was the car owner in the hospital for?

the owner of the parked car who wasn't there?

probably zero time because it wouldn't make any sense for them to go to the hospital.

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
tbh I would never admit to biking drunk in the US because the carbrain is so bad here that you will immediately be attacked even though its pretty benign

drinking and driving though? absolutely AOK as long as everyone absolutely ignores the huge body count


look, drinking and driving is going to happen you just have to make sure you wear high vis clothing when you go outside and just refrain from using the sidewalks and roads on fri, sat, sunday, the fourth of july, super bowl, christmas, thanksgiving, new years, and many other blackout dates

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

This could be the fate of any couple who has a driver in the relationship.
Wife runs over husband due to poor visibility, 53-year-old man dies

news.italy24.press posted:



Drama in the province of Bresciayesterday July 19, 2023. A It prevails a woman accidentally ran over the husband 53 years old cycling due to poor visibility. The man didn’t make it.

## Accident in Brescia on 19 July 2023

Tragedy in the Brescia area. A woman of It prevails she unintentionally ran over and killed her husband on his way home. The collision took place in yesterday evening at 10pm and it has some rather unusual dynamics. The man, a 53-year-old of Indian descent, was returning home in the rain by bicycle and his wife had decided to escort him by car. Also due to the wet road surface and reduced visibility, the 53-year-old slipped and was hit by his wife.

## Rescues and reliefs

The 45-year-old woman in the collision is was injured and was taken to hospital in yellow code. On the other hand, rescue efforts were useless for her husband, who died shortly after being run over by mistake. In addition to the rescue operations on the spot, the police also went to carry out all the findings of the case and to clarify the dynamics of the collision.
Interesting to see different linguistic choices in different countries. Bolding not mine.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Mr. Sharps posted:

it looks like they installed some sort of speed camera or red light camera in the intersection outside my apartment. so far its probably made about 20k its basically a strobe light lol

they are trying speeding / red light cameras in honolulu again except this time the new law says they can ticket the owner of the vehicle so they don't have to prove who was driving anymore, which was the problem last time. someone just got out of the ticket by saying that while the car is indeed registered to them, the city didn't prove that they own it lmao

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

I stopped biking drunk ~5 years ago because I hit a curb I really should have been able to see (granted it was a really lovely-designed bike crossing over a major road) and it was alarming enough that maybe I'm not as good at it as I imagined.

But I also live in a decent enough city that when I expect to be drinking, I take Bike Share to the event or for my morning commute downtown, and can transit or cab/Uber my drunk rear end home.

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Ham Equity posted:

I don't think it's a great idea, but in the grand scheme of things, as far as potential dangers to other people, it's probably less damaging than being a smoker, though getting yourself hit or severely hurting yourself in front of someone else can be pretty traumatizing, which is lovely.

But it isn't anywhere close to drunk driving, not by several orders of magnitude. It's a kind of lovely thing to do.

smoking ftw

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Zodium posted:

smoking ftw

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

the owner of the parked car who wasn't there?

probably zero time because it wouldn't make any sense for them to go to the hospital.

What if they were a doctor

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
it seems like drunk biking is a self-solving problem: if you can still ride your bike, you're not that drunk

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

gradenko_2000 posted:

it seems like drunk biking is a self-solving problem: if you can still ride your bike, you're not that drunk

You can be pretty loving drunk and still ride a bike tho. Like, I may have hit a few walls in the stairway trying to get to my apartment, but I got there on bike.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
Bicycles are classified as vehicles here, so considering how much the cops hate anyone who isn't a driver they would probably hit you with every DUI charge there is. Our media hates cyclists too, so it will be all over the news and your case will just be another excuse for the car brained to excuse their criminal behavior.

Probably best not to bike drunk.

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica
I live in a state with an annual festival that's about drinking beer and riding bikes, it's great.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
i always wanted to ride on those big 4 wheeled bikes that have 6 people pedaling while drinking from a keg

SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name

spacemang_spliff posted:

i always wanted to ride on those big 4 wheeled bikes that have 6 people pedaling while drinking from a keg

Lmao they have those in my city but they have to be stone sober, it looks so forced when they roll by and the guide tries to get them hooting and hollering.

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Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

spacemang_spliff posted:

i always wanted to ride on those big 4 wheeled bikes that have 6 people pedaling while drinking from a keg

They're only good in low traffic city cores, sucking down beer and car exhaust at the same time gives you the spins

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