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vyelkin posted:the future leftists want is every person on earth brewing their own small batch artisanal quadruple hopped banana ipa you joke, but I’ve been judging our national beer awards this week and there was a some sort of banana caramel ice cream kettle sour and it was exactly as enjoyable as you’d think
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# ? May 27, 2024 03:28 |
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https://twitter.com/bigblackjacobin/status/1682062017476042753?s=20
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 04:38 |
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it is the most delicious fruit, after all.
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 04:44 |
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Zodium posted:they're right
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 06:02 |
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 06:20 |
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the kongs are settlers and the kremlings are indigenous
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 06:26 |
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great ape war, never forget
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 06:28 |
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it's literally the exact opposite, the kremlins litterally come from a place called kremland, you see them sail to dk island in a big rear end galleon dressed as pirates and take it's natural resources. come on
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 06:31 |
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Mantis42 posted:it's literally the exact opposite, the kremlins litterally come from a place called kremland, you see them sail to dk island in a big rear end galleon dressed as pirates and take it's natural resources. come on propaganda the kongs are from brooklyn
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 06:32 |
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Mantis42 posted:What the gently caress is this community note on the one hand it's a very weird note, on the other "a racist state is explicitly trying to exterminate everyone of my ethnic background" could perhaps be seen as an effective rejoinder to the "white male privilege" objection
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 07:03 |
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my bony fealty posted:the microbreweries are only going to make banana-flavored beers and now youve hosed it all up badly, thats game over, wrap it up bananailures. This poo poo is bananas or possibly beernanas There's a lot of banana jokes to be made my bony fealty posted:check this out: nuclear powered cargo ships I mean we already have aircraft carriers and submarines using them
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 07:13 |
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dk owns a whole island that has been carved into his visage as some grotesque monument to personal vanity, and do you think the workers on that project got even one single banana for their troubles?
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 07:14 |
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Mantis42 posted:it's literally the exact opposite, the kremlins litterally come from a place called kremland, you see them sail to dk island in a big rear end galleon dressed as pirates and take it's natural resources. come on the kongs are clearly running some sort of archaic palace economy what with the giant monuments and banana hoard, so the feudalism of the kremlings is a progressive force in this context and thus we must give them critical support
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 07:32 |
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why won’t the kongs let the weapons inspectors in? what are they hiding?
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 08:47 |
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The Mario movie shows the Kong society engages in gladiatorial combat as a public spectacle, which almost guarantees they have a large slave caste
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 09:00 |
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christmas boots posted:why won’t the kongs let the weapons inspectors in? what are they hiding? Coconut guns, that fire in spurts Funky in DK64 is literally an arms dealer
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 09:03 |
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funky kong is the lockheed martin of the dk crew
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 09:13 |
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Inside DKs network of mountain fortresses
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 09:17 |
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dkc1: the dk crew go on a violent rampage to stop wealth redistribution dkc2: the dk crew invade a foreign nation to spring their war criminal leader from jail dkc3: the dk crew conscript a child soldier and invade another foreign nation to destroy their science programs dkc returns: the dk crew engage in a racial pogrom against indigenous peoples tropical freeze: the dk crew sabotage an anti-global warming initiative for personal gain do i need to go on?
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 09:22 |
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They also kidnap heirs to monarchies though, so it's impossible to say if they are good or bad. Unlike that filthy drug addled monarchist Mario.
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 09:31 |
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Halser posted:it is the most delicious fruit, after all. its not even the best fruit shaped like a cock Orange Devil posted:They also kidnap heirs to monarchies though, so it's impossible to say if they are good or bad. Mario's drug use is his most redeeming quality, much like hoover's crossdressing.
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 09:32 |
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how come we never see the currently reigning monarch anyway?
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 09:50 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:its not even the best fruit shaped like a cock Mario uses his drugs to literally stomp his boot on the faces of the proletariat my dude.
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 10:30 |
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Cerebral Bore posted:dkc1: the dk crew go on a violent rampage to stop wealth redistribution Wealth distribution?! It's all going to the king!
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 12:59 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:propaganda the kongs moved to brooklyn during the great migration, which led working class italians like mario to align with a broader white identity in reaction to a perceived economic threat
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 13:00 |
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https://twitter.com/ISPuuuv/status/1682338499888922624?t=6xPGu6i4Tbt5ZG7msf9q1Q&s=19
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 13:47 |
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Isn't he a guy who plays hoi4 for 18 hours a day? Think I've seen his videos pop up on my youtube. Gotta think twice before clicking on any RTS gamer videos
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 14:03 |
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I think dropping the a-bomb on the people who did the Nanjing Massacre was good actually, sorry if that makes me a 'lib' but if anyone deserves to be a-bombed it's mass murderers. The way some of you guys talk about it, you make it sound like we dropped the bomb on schoolkids and moms and teachers who were just going about their day and had nothing to do with Nanjing, and then gave a bunch of war criminals immunity in exchange for the information they collected testing biological weapons on civilians and POWs
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 14:07 |
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That's absurd, like claiming we spared perpetrators of the Holocaust so we could accelerate our anti-communist missile systems
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 14:14 |
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christmas boots posted:how come we never see the currently reigning monarch anyway? We used to in random side material but nowadays the Mushroom Kingdom is actually just flat out ruled by a princess, like Equestria
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 14:24 |
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I wouldn't mind being one of those atomic bomb shadows as long as I get zapped while I'm jerking off.
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 14:30 |
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VitalSigns posted:I think dropping the a-bomb on the people who did the Nanjing Massacre was good actually, sorry if that makes me a 'lib' but if anyone deserves to be a-bombed it's mass murderers. Precision nuclear smart bombs.
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 14:40 |
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Orange Devil posted:Mario uses his drugs to literally stomp his boot on the faces of the proletariat my dude. I think you'll find he stomps them just fine sober e: what the gently caress am I arguing, KING koopa?!
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 14:48 |
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VitalSigns posted:I think dropping the a-bomb on the people who did the Nanjing Massacre was good actually, sorry if that makes me a 'lib' but if anyone deserves to be a-bombed it's mass murderers. lol had me in the first half ngl
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 14:49 |
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Cerebral Bore posted:dk owns a whole island that has been carved into his visage as some grotesque monument to personal vanity, and do you think the workers on that project got even one single banana for their troubles? this is made even more offensive by the fact that we never see him eat a single banana. presumably british censorship laws tied rare's hands. insane clown pussy posted:the kongs moved to brooklyn during the great migration, which led working class italians like mario to align with a broader white identity in reaction to a perceived economic threat but then they went back in the sixties and seventies to establish the zionist kong state
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 14:53 |
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the sex ghost posted:Isn't he a guy who plays hoi4 for 18 hours a day? Think I've seen his videos pop up on my youtube. Gotta think twice before clicking on any RTS gamer videos He mostly plays kaiserreich, I don't know if that is better or worse
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 15:09 |
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KR does have fun and involved mechanics that the basegame lacks.
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 15:38 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:We used to in random side material but nowadays the Mushroom Kingdom is actually just flat out ruled by a princess, like Equestria well hang on, if we assume that Mario is Italian perhaps it’s meant to be a renaissance Italy kind of situation in which case a prince (or princess iI suppose) would be the appropriate title.
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 16:16 |
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the mushroom kingdom like wakanda is just a cia puppet state
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# ? Jul 21, 2023 16:21 |
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princess peach like ngo dinh diem and benazir bhutto before her was educated in the west
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