The Saddest Rhino posted:

Lmao at everything in the last few pages

Frank Frank posted:

Boba Pearl posted:

none of you are getting invited to my birthday party at bucca di beppos if you keep acting like this =_=

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I want Chinese food now

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

There's an old and very inexpensive Italian restaurant in my city which hasn't updated its decor since the 1970s and still has a ~ lunch special despite this being California. I'd suspect it was a money laundering op but the food and the service is too good.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

and after you eat it you'll want chinese food again five minutes later

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

its a money laundering op with a very dedicated italian cook

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

its a money laundering op with a very dedicated italian cook

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

its a money laundering op with a very dedicated italian cook

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I once bought guihuajiu 桂花酒 from China which I believe is a variant of baijiu but more aromatic, for what's its worth, and brought it to an office party held at one of the partner's condo. A partner took one shot and declared it a "toilet cleaner" and nobody dared to touch it. Then a colleague, who earlier failed to rsvp, turned up suddenly to everyone's surprise, completely dishevelled and out of sorts. We would later be informed he was meant to miss the party to go on a date not realising it was to be the breakup talk. He stormed in, saw the only bottle left on the table, and proceeded to pour himself a whole glass and downed it. Within minutes he fell on the couch and passed out for the whole night and the irate partner's wife made us dump him in their guestroom. Reportedly the next morning he woke up in their bathtub in the master bedroom and nobody knew how he crawled himself there. Anyway 桂花酒 has an alcohol content of up to 65% and I assume that unfinished bottle still remains in that partner's bar closet

Buschmaki posted:

I loving love baijiu lmao. good thing abt buying it is that no one in their right mind wants to drink it so you have a whole bottle to yourself

Buschmaki posted:

I loving love baijiu lmao. good thing abt buying it is that no one in their right mind wants to drink it so you have a whole bottle to yourself

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

malort logic.

m'logic

Frank Frank posted:

We did national hotdog day with a bunch of the kids' friends yesterday and it was actually pretty fun. I ate a couple chili cheese dogs with jalapeno and red onion and it owned.
Then I had a very serious conversation with one of my youngest daughter's friends about Stardew Valley while I was eating lunch today. They had very strong feelings about who you should and should not date and/or marry in Stardew Valley. I lamented that it is not possible to marry the guy who runs the bait shop and the kid replied "that's because he's married to the sea" - and tbh I had to agree.

Hot Diggity! posted:

You know what owns? Soju.

Frank Frank posted:

We did national hotdog day with a bunch of the kids' friends yesterday and it was actually pretty fun. I ate a couple chili cheese dogs with jalapeno and red onion and it owned.
Then I had a very serious conversation with one of my youngest daughter's friends about Stardew Valley while I was eating lunch today. They had very strong feelings about who you should and should not date and/or marry in Stardew Valley. I lamented that it is not possible to marry the guy who runs the bait shop and the kid replied "that's because he's married to the sea" - and tbh I had to agree.

Hot Diggity! posted:

You know what owns? Soju.

Frank Frank posted:

We did national hotdog day with a bunch of the kids' friends yesterday and it was actually pretty fun. I ate a couple chili cheese dogs with jalapeno and red onion and it owned.
Then I had a very serious conversation with one of my youngest daughter's friends about Stardew Valley while I was eating lunch today. They had very strong feelings about who you should and should not date and/or marry in Stardew Valley. I lamented that it is not possible to marry the guy who runs the bait shop and the kid replied "that's because he's married to the sea" - and tbh I had to agree.

rodbeard posted:

I don't know if I've had baijiu but one time when I was at the Asian grocery in my hometown and I realized there was a small attached liquor store. Whatever the old lady working there suggested to me because nothing was in English was certainly an experience.

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

essence of dog penis

Feels Villeneuve posted:

i think asking for Chinese liquor is kind of like going to a French restaurant and asking for beer

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

My sister brought some back from China and the bottle said it contained essence of dog penis. I choose to believe that was a translation issue

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

no longer looking forward so much to Yakuza 8

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I wouldn't be surprised if France actually has some pretty good beer, but definitely not what you get if you're gonna ask like that.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

e: that's what jeff calls his motherboard

Cranappleberry posted:

you get 10 tons of spaghett for $10 that you have to share with a bunch of other people who are all yelling over each other. No greater place on earth.