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Jul 20, 2023 09:04
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https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1681899247803703296
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Jul 20, 2023 09:20
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Platystemon posted:Olympic Putin Defenestration "And I would rate this a solid 8/10 Bob, you could really see the fear in old Vlad's eyes as he was thrown clear through the plate glass." "That's right John, but it seems the judges are calling for a do over but it's all in good fun as the throwing team picks up the twitching mass that's still vaguely identifiable as the currently the worst person on earth." "Not for long Bob, not for long"
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Jul 20, 2023 10:06
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Platystemon posted:Olympic Putin Defenestration Putinsturvat
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Jul 20, 2023 14:20
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Platystemon posted:Olympic Putin Defenestration
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Jul 20, 2023 17:23
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By popular demand posted:Then good, the only international sports event I want to hear Russia being invited to is 'chasing Putin across a field and kicking him' Incidentally, you should play Hrot.
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Jul 20, 2023 19:09
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I enjoyed the police quote which went "We know most 'big cat' sightings turn out to be large housecats seen from a distance. This is not one of those times - please stay away from the animal if you see it".
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Jul 20, 2023 20:14
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Notably, none of the nearby zoos, circuses, and whatnot reported any big cat missing, and there's only about 20 registered in the state. So there are decent odds some idiot tried to keep it as a pet. Perestroika has a new favorite as of 20:37 on Jul 20, 2023 |
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Jul 20, 2023 20:34
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Perestroika posted:Notably, none of the nearby zoos reported any big cat missing. So there are decent odds some idiot tried to keep it as a pet. Or it could be like Ghostbusters. "Some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk."
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Jul 20, 2023 20:37
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I don't think Sigourney was old enough at the time to be considered a cougar.
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Jul 20, 2023 21:51
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darkwasthenight posted:I enjoyed the police quote which went "We know most 'big cat' sightings turn out to be large housecats seen from a distance. This is not one of those times - please stay away from the animal if you see it". *psst psst psstpsstpsst* here kitty kitty!
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Jul 20, 2023 22:10
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Jul 21, 2023 04:16
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https://twitter.com/honeymounz/status/1682169855682703360
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Jul 21, 2023 04:47
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By popular demand posted:Then good, the only international sports event I want to hear Russia being invited to is 'chasing Putin across a field and kicking him' Russian athletes should be allowed to take part individually, but only if they profess on video their support of Ukraine and demand Putin be tried for war crimes. Anything less should be a no go. It's fair, they can participate if they really want.
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Jul 21, 2023 05:21
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"You call that a kick to the groin Vassily?! My grandma can kick harder than this, In fact here she goes now!"
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Jul 21, 2023 09:30
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darkwasthenight posted:I enjoyed the police quote which went "We know most 'big cat' sightings turn out to be large housecats seen from a distance. This is not one of those times - please stay away from the animal if you see it". wtf apparently its a boar???
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Jul 21, 2023 14:04
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 God-speed, Beetlejuice art thief.
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Jul 21, 2023 14:12
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One of the few things on this planet for which "maybe it grew legs and walked away" is a valid option
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Jul 21, 2023 14:15
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Carthag Tuek posted:wtf apparently its a boar??? lol yup it's just a boar, which are extremely common in that area. Everybody, including more than a hundred police officers and several zoo veterinarians were fooled by the bad quality video giving the boar a slightly brighter fur color than a properly exposed daylight video would have. But even in that video if you look more closely it actually just looks like a boar lol.
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Jul 21, 2023 14:18
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The tail was a giveaway that its not a big cat but I wouldn't have guessed boar.
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Jul 21, 2023 15:07
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Wee posted:The tail was a giveaway that its not a big cat but I wouldn't have guessed boar. Simple process of elimination, probably. Not likely to be "really thicc donkey" or a tapir, now is it? e: Oh tapirs don't even have tails. Sorry, I last attended a biology class in 1996.
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Jul 21, 2023 15:11
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People live alongside big cats in many parts of the world and its fine. I say that we should allow lions to establish breeding populations in Europe again.
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Jul 21, 2023 15:14
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Where's the Gauls when you need em?
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Jul 21, 2023 15:20
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Honj Steak posted:lol yup it's just a boar, which are extremely common in that area. Everybody, including more than a hundred police officers and several zoo veterinarians were fooled by the bad quality video giving the boar a slightly brighter fur color than a properly exposed daylight video would have. But even in that video if you look more closely it actually just looks like a boar lol. i think its the partially hidden jowls that makes it possible to mistake for a lion, i can still make myself see it as lion or boar depending by thinking of one of them while watching the video
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Jul 21, 2023 15:29
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Where's the Gauls when you need em? Hard to find now ever since France De-Gaulled themselves.
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Jul 21, 2023 15:34
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Carthag Tuek posted:hidden jowls turn off your monitor
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Jul 21, 2023 16:02
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Captain Monkey posted:turn off your monitor *click* oh there they are!
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Jul 21, 2023 16:14
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Jul 22, 2023 02:46
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That was one of the biggest questions I had in my life so thanks science.
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Jul 22, 2023 02:49
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Well gently caress, what am I gonna do with all this blood now
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Jul 22, 2023 02:49
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Captain Hygiene posted:Well gently caress, what am I gonna do with all this blood now Fill a boner
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Jul 22, 2023 03:22
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freeedr posted:Fill a boner In other words, get bricked up.
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Jul 22, 2023 04:22
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huh, this changes things in my experience, human blood can be used as paint, grit, parchment, all kinds of stuff really. potoates are poo poo but im gonna store some for space travel top secret (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 22, 2023 04:23
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Carthag Tuek posted:potoates are poo poo You son of a bitch
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Jul 22, 2023 04:26
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The gently caress. Ban please
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Jul 22, 2023 04:35
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freeedr posted:You son of a bitch im danish, i know what im talking about. its a relative scale
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Jul 22, 2023 04:47
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Potatoes are poo poo largely because I can't stop eating them. Sorry.
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Jul 22, 2023 04:50
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ok so - cut potatos into boats - put all the boats in a bag with oil + spices (mainly the latter) - after the boatbsg it doesnt who cares too much how your etc etc so: bags
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Jul 22, 2023 11:12
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https://twitter.com/tassagency_en/status/1682397614115880963
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My "not making space bricks out of human blood" headline
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