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Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



:siren: CLIMATE :siren:

:frogsiren: EMERGENCY :frogsiren:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkyhvCdJ_vM

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A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

FlapYoJacks posted:

We took too many cruises in stupid giant boats OP.

This was a stupid giant boat with guns, too. Even worse. We had two giant turbojets guzzling a thousand gallons of plankton juice every hour.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
*pulls fire alarm*

And that's my work done. No I will not be taking any further action, I've done my bit. It's time for me to kick back *cough* and relax *cough cough*

Fell Mood
Jul 2, 2022

A terrible Fell look!
I'm thinking of a facility, powered by its own nuclear reactor, that pulls carbon from the air, compresses it into diamond bricks, and we dump the diamonds into the ocean.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

something went wrong? haha you're telling me, youtube XD

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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

I DECLARE CLIMATE EMERGENCY!

4d3d3d
Mar 17, 2017

1glitch0 posted:

I DECLARE CLIMATE EMERGENCY!

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

children of men was actually wildly optimistic. the refugees got a whole city in that, but in reality they’re just gonna get a prison barge. I bet it sinks and kills everyone and the British just shrug and build ten more

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Cold on a Cob posted:

this part is really interesting to me tbh

hard to really say it means a lot but it sure feels like if we're all converging on a relatively narrow range of dates there's a reason for it, but idk it's just a feeling

It's the wisdom of the crowd. It's like how if you average everyone's guess of how many jelly beans are in the jar you get a pretty accurate number

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Fell Mood posted:

I'm thinking of a facility, powered by its own nuclear reactor, that pulls carbon from the air, compresses it into diamond bricks, and we dump the diamonds into the ocean.

not before we cover our warehouses and canines with diamond plating

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Nice day today

netizen
Jun 25, 2023

1glitch0 posted:

I DECLARE CLIMATE EMERGENCY!

Finally. Somebody had to do it.

Engorged Pedipalps
Apr 21, 2023
I've lived in the United States for almost 40 years without seeing a single locust and somehow I've seen two today

I'm gonna assume this is just local weirdness but if you start hearing about locust swarms in the future...

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Fell Mood posted:

I'm thinking of a facility, powered by its own nuclear reactor, that pulls carbon from the air, compresses it into diamond bricks, and we dump the diamonds into the ocean.

That doesn't sound very profitable

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Spaced God posted:

That doesn't sound very profitable

maybe we can burn the diamonds

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

the something awful of post collapse will be a dirt encrusted notebook where pepole just leave terrible written messages to one another, and it will be the best thing we have going on at the time

So... Geocaching?

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



gently caress COREY PERRY posted:

there's that sudden temperature change lecture on youtube, posted in the last thread, that identified multiple periods through history of 5°-10° change in a single year for glacier samples

skip to around 20m in if you want the money shot


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRs4kIthJ9k

video is like a decade old as well by now lol

lol I undersold it it's swings of up to 10° in a single year

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



holy gently caress the bit at 20 minutes in gets so loving doomy lmao

yeah I'm back on team sudden collapse









hahaha ha ha gently caress

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



time to drink :buddy:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

A Bad King posted:

This was a stupid giant boat with guns, too. Even worse. We had two giant turbojets guzzling a thousand gallons of plankton juice every hour.

Humans deserve to go extinct. :smith:

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

The Demilich posted:

Why TF would you go exercising in 110° weather?

From awhile back but I used to go run outside in the heat of noon because it felt good and I was keeping myself acclimated to the weather.

Might need to be a bit more careful but it feels good, man.

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



someone buy bdelloid as :bduddy:

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

FFT posted:

Bullshit. There's no way I was the only one to call 2027 based on the thread favorite:

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7003958882032766213

you could remake this video every month with all new footage every time

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
sitting in a furnace and turning it up a degree a minute to train my body like I’m goku in a gravity chamber

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Cold on a Cob posted:

something went wrong? haha you're telling me, youtube XD



Lmao

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

gently caress COREY PERRY posted:

someone buy bdelloid as :bduddy:

Post me a good easily uploaded version. CO2 is slowing my brain down.

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021

mags posted:

sitting in a furnace and turning it up a degree a minute to train my body like I’m goku in a gravity chamber

hyperbolic time chamber hyperbaric oven chamber

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Car Hater posted:

I used to say I'd rather be right than happy


Then I spent some time away from society, meditating and observing nature and focusing on how wonderful it is to be alive, and how I'd wasted so much time being upset about the oncoming catastrophe


Now I know the only thing that really matters is posting

being right ftw

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en1uwIzI3SE

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

FFT posted:

Bullshit. There's no way I was the only one to call 2027 based on the thread favorite:

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7003958882032766213

I could have sworn I said as early as 2027 but I may have just rounded up to 2030 because i only like round numbers.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Stereotype posted:

you could remake this video every month with all new footage every time

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7257575212223614214

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

gently caress COREY PERRY posted:

there's that sudden temperature change lecture on youtube, posted in the last thread, that identified multiple periods through history of 5°-10° change in a single year for glacier samples

skip to around 20m in if you want the money shot


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRs4kIthJ9k

video is like a decade old as well by now lol

Hey I remember this jam

good beats

good times

I did a lot of drugs to this back in the day

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021
i love that human technology gives us such a historically unprecedented detailed view into exactly how we're loving ourselves over

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

The people in this country drive like poo poo

4d3d3d
Mar 17, 2017

SixteenShells posted:

i love that human technology gives us such a historically unprecedented detailed view into exactly how we're loving ourselves over

It's interesting that in order to really know about nature, we destroyed it

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



All kinds of systems and data and breakdowns of how I fell so hard directly on my head it went up my rear end

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
really does seem like this year is the tipping point, trying not to panic and lol instead

netizen
Jun 25, 2023
was gonna finally get my poo poo together this year too. Oh well.

Erghh
Sep 24, 2007

"Let him speak!"
someday you'll look back on this and remember it fondly for how good it was #everythingsfine

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Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
things aren't that bad yet

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