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I知 away from home doing a beer judging thing and I have not pooped today. However, I have tasted and evaluated about 60 beers, and had four or maybe five pints of Guinness after dinner, so tomorrow痴 forecast is looking dire. I have a first date on Saturday that I知 quite excited about and I知 currently lookin like Venus of willendorf, there is so much beer and bloat and burgeoning bombs filling out my belly. Lord help me, I swear I have a redeeming feature in here somewhere Shithouse Dave fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Jul 20, 2023 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:I’m away from home doing a beer judging thing and I have not pooped today. However, I have tasted and evaluated about 60 beers, and had four or maybe five pints of Guinness after dinner, so tomorrow’s forecast is looking dire. RIP(oo)
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Jul 20, 2023 13:52
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Jul 20, 2023 20:24
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Jul 20, 2023 23:32
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Should not have used so much hot sauce last night
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Jul 20, 2023 23:34
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I only poop like every other day, but my wife is like clockwork. Fiber really paying off.
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Jul 21, 2023 02:53
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Toxic Mental posted:Should not have used so much hot sauce last night keep going. gotta build tolerance bro
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Jul 21, 2023 02:59
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Chinatown posted:keep going. gotta build tolerance bro At a certain point you get scared that you're getting a hemorrhoid
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Jul 21, 2023 03:52
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Amphigory posted:"Daddy, it smells like the bins in there" Reminds me of the time I was drinking redbull jaegers the night before and hot-poo poo in a public stall in a busy hub. Someone was waiting in front of my stall and when I walked out, my body pushed out the air directly in front of me into him and I caught his reaction for a half second. I'll likely never see as disgusted a person ever again
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Jul 21, 2023 08:59
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A healthy morning BM.
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Jul 22, 2023 00:42
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7-hour road trip poo poo, though with the added bonus of a bidet!
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Jul 22, 2023 01:16
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Wife is camping the bathroom. hosed up. I gotta release the beast.
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Jul 22, 2023 01:19
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almost1337 posted:7-hour road trip poo poo, though with the added bonus of a bidet! ABB (Always Be Bidetin') IMHO
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Jul 22, 2023 01:23
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Escape From Noise posted:A healthy morning BM. 
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Jul 22, 2023 01:36
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Double secured the stall for this one. 
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Jul 22, 2023 02:28
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Escape From Noise posted:Double secured the stall for this one. Is that to keep others out or to keep your poo poo contained within?
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Jul 22, 2023 02:31
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LiterallyATomato posted:Is that to keep others out or to keep your poo poo contained within? Both.
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Jul 22, 2023 02:39
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love making GBS threads overseas in public restrooms where the stalls go all the way to the floor civilized
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Jul 22, 2023 02:47
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Next you値l tell me they have some kind of indicator on the door so you can tell when someone is in there making leavings.
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Jul 22, 2023 03:03
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It also had a bidet.
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Jul 22, 2023 09:11
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Good post BBQ butt blast.
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Jul 22, 2023 09:24
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Chinatown posted:love making GBS threads overseas in public restrooms where the stalls go all the way to the floor Fartington Butts posted:Next you値l tell me they have some kind of indicator on the door so you can tell when someone is in there making leavings. I shat in a restaurant bathroom last weekend that had occupied indicators on the doors and stalls that went all the way to the floor. Even the stall walls were flush (lol) with each other allowing full privacy. Absolutely wonderful shitter 10/10.
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Jul 22, 2023 14:12
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Damnit, too massive to hold in until i get to work
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Jul 22, 2023 17:55
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Mr.Acula posted:Damnit, too massive to hold in until i get to work You can spend the same amount of time in a toilet cubicle at work playing with your smartphone to compensate, the boss won't know the difference.
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Jul 22, 2023 18:42
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JUST TOOK A HUGE poo poo!!!
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Jul 22, 2023 21:51
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Big afternoon, pre lunch mud pie
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Jul 24, 2023 05:58
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IM STRAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 24, 2023 15:20
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Nelson Mandingo posted:IM STRAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Free Nelson Mandingo('s poo poo)!
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Jul 24, 2023 21:15
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oh, thats right, i ate spicy ramen yesterday
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Jul 24, 2023 21:30
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I had two of my faves this weekend: One massive single-piece coiler that completely filled the water & created an island on top And one bowl-spattering pure liquid one Felt so clean after each of them. First wipe of the coiler was completely dry and clear, first of the spray was wet but no colour. Two utterly superb shits.
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Jul 24, 2023 22:16
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Jul 24, 2023 22:27
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Big morning BMs.
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Jul 24, 2023 23:35
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y誕ll pooping small this week or what not i, making GBS threads huge rn as a matter o fact
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Jul 26, 2023 16:24
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On the porcelain throne this morning dropping a major d.
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Jul 26, 2023 23:27
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Dropped one in the Resorts World casino restroom before heading to the airport. Casino restrooms rule airport restrooms drool.
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Jul 27, 2023 00:02
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Yeah. Why are American airport bathrooms such a mess?
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Jul 27, 2023 00:58
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Escape From Noise posted:Yeah. Why are American airport bathrooms such a mess? because this country is poo poo
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Jul 27, 2023 02:51
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luv2shit posted:because this country is poo poo When I finally was able to go back and visit friends and family for the first time in four years a few months ago I found the lack of bidets distressing if I'm being perfectly honest. At least my dad installed them in his bathrooms.
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Jul 27, 2023 02:59
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Cleared out a public restroom with a big stinky dump today Always good to actually get comments from strangers on your foul reek
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Escape From Noise posted:Yeah. Why are American airport bathrooms such a mess? I work in one and every bathroom looks and smells like a dive bar bathroom.
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