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mystes
May 31, 2006

Carthag Tuek posted:

this guy is so bad at explaining what he wants to say in words but i think what he means is the us military needs more money on the budget to be able to make more pregnant sonic art
that sounds like it probably has something to do with hypersonic missiles; take 10 billion dollars

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
spoilered for weird furry poo poo. but its official military furry poo poo licensed from creator. doesnt really make it better

https://preview.redd.it/ayyy-yo-new...6592c07d9dd07fe

official logo and everything. heres the official instagram

https://www.instagram.com/usamsb/?hl=en

bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Jul 22, 2023

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
horses don't have fur, bob

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
what im saying is the pregnant sonic art is almost certainly already in the archives

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
eh i dont care as long as they arent hurting anybody

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
bad news about the purpose of armies, jonny

mystes
May 31, 2006

Jonny 290 posted:

eh i dont care as long as they arent hurting anybody
the us military?

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

the very same

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Beeftweeter posted:

tough call to put this here or the hellworld thread

https://twitter.com/DefenseOne/status/1682210536635629568

instead of the 3 laws of robotics, we have the 10 commandments. plus a robocop style 11th commandment

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

bob dobbs is dead posted:

spoilered for weird furry poo poo. but its official military furry poo poo licensed from creator. doesnt really make it better

https://preview.redd.it/ayyy-yo-new...6592c07d9dd07fe

official logo and everything. heres the official instagram

https://www.instagram.com/usamsb/?hl=en

lol someone linked me that the other day, it's great

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

bob dobbs is dead posted:

spoilered for weird furry poo poo. but its official military furry poo poo licensed from creator. doesnt really make it better

https://preview.redd.it/ayyy-yo-new...6592c07d9dd07fe

official logo and everything. heres the official instagram

https://www.instagram.com/usamsb/?hl=en

You have to be pretty psychologically messed up to gently caress horses. Or volunteer for the military.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

akadajet posted:

You have to be pretty psychologically messed up to gently caress horses. Or volunteer for the military.

that horse clearly fucks you, not the other way around

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost
they run the army twitch streamer team, a notion which can immediately be identified as cursed upon entry into the mind

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

bob dobbs is dead posted:

they run the army twitch streamer team, a notion which can immediately be identified as cursed upon entry into the mind

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
first military esports dealies were korean tho. air force starcraft team was real good

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

bob dobbs is dead posted:

they run the army twitch streamer team, a notion which can immediately be identified as cursed upon entry into the mind

iirc that's the one that said "UwU" on twitter that one time

e: I think so?
https://twitter.com/USArmyesports/status/1277959363030810624

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Shame Boy posted:

that horse clearly fucks you, not the other way around

okay mr hands

Internet Janitor
May 17, 2008

"That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."

bob dobbs is dead posted:

official logo and everything. heres the official instagram

https://www.instagram.com/usamsb/?hl=en

lol, this posting station:

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

Internet Janitor posted:

lol, this posting station:



they couldn't get a better chair than that? needs at least a leg rest

mystes
May 31, 2006

I hope they're using a genuine logitech wireless controller at least

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Internet Janitor posted:

lol, this posting station:



hosed vibes

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Beeftweeter posted:

tough call to put this here or the hellworld thread

https://twitter.com/DefenseOne/status/1682210536635629568

strangely it just keeps saying “deus vult”

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Internet Janitor posted:

lol, this posting station:



this is the ergonomic equivalent of mounting your tv above the fireplace

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
you can look and immediately see the scrunched neck

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

you know what? maybe we do need to cut back on military funding if that’s what they are spending it on

Internet Janitor
May 17, 2008

"That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."
green leds $2000
alienware(tm) gaming rig $5000
logitech f710 (milspec) $8000
chair (toilet-seat-shaped) $20

someone who is good at ergonomics please help me budget this. my vertebrae are dying

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
at least the chair has a little table for your military grade tendies and mountain dew

Internet Janitor
May 17, 2008

"That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."
do you think they have special esports MREs with shelf-stable doritos and single-serving gamer fuel pouches

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

Internet Janitor posted:

do you think they have special esports MREs with shelf-stable doritos and single-serving gamer fuel pouches

irl starcraft stimpacks

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
M-420 FLAVORED CORN CHIPS

"NACHO CHEESE FLAVOR"

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
are there... are there non shelf stable doritos

mystes
May 31, 2006

bob dobbs is dead posted:

are there... are there non shelf stable doritos
the ones that magically disappear

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
BEVERAGE BASE BAJA BLAST, TYPE 3

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

Shaggar posted:

BEVERAGE BASE BAJA BLAST, TYPE 3

they're already testing type 17 in there

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
Home > Military Surplus >
Freeze Dried Uncooked Chicken Tenders


Freeze Dried Chicken Tenders in #10 Can

6 #10 cans (13 oz per can) fit neatly in 1 case, making storing easy! There are 18 to 22 Freeze Dried Uncooked Chicken Tenders per can (108 to 132 tenders per case!!!). All are hand-trimmed. All cans were sealed in an oxygen/moisture free environment.

Flash Facts:
#10 Size Cans (aka Gallon Size Can)
18 to 22 Chicken Tenders per Can
Net Weight 13 oz
U.S. Government/Military Surplus
25+ year shelf life
No Refrigeration Required
June 2023 Production.
These Chicken Tenders are current production overruns, Manufactured in 2023 by a large military defense contractor. We just purchased a large lot of these direct from a Defense Reutilization Office (DRO) Source. Although actual use is always classified on these kinds of bids, our information is that these are purchased for Executive Branch use, not for our troops in the field. That usually means these go to underground bunkers for continuity of government use by strategic military leaders, congressional members and sometimes even the White House staff or leadership. We opened several cans to try these out before we committed to such a large quantity, and these are actually amazing: tender, boneless, gourmet trimmed, very tasty and as fresh as the day they were flash frozen and dehydrated!

Each can contains 18 to 22 Chicken Tenders, and to use them just soak in cold water for 20 minutes (until the meat feel tender throughout) and cook. They come out of the can looking just like the chicken tenders that you would get at your grocer's deli - and there was no shrinkage when we cooked them. We've found that although great with only a 20 minute soak in cold water, if you let them sit longer they get even more tender. You can expect to get 25+ years out of them in the can - and probably as many as 30 to 40 since there is no water or oxygen in the can to spoil them!!!

Once opened they will last:
up to 1 year in a Zip Lock bag with refrigeration once opened but not re-hydrated
up to 60 days in a zip lock bag without refrigeration once opened, but not re-hydrated
up to 5 days in the fridge once they are re-hydrated

These are perfect for storing and using for many years! You can have great tasting food in minutes with no mess and no waste - and it doesn't matter if the power goes out!!! You can open just one can at a time and in 20 minutes cook one or as many of these as you want however you would cook any other fresh chicken tenders!! Perfect for camping, boating, traveling, or at the cabin.

Manufactured, Procured, and Canned in the USA

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
surprise!

https://twitter.com/wideofthepost/status/1682376710833012737

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

sounds like they could have used some military surplus freeze dried uncooked chicken tendies

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.



a bunch of eas emerging from the bunker and immediately trying to reestablish the blockchain would make a good fallout quest

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

quiggy posted:

a bunch of eas emerging from the bunker and immediately trying to reestablish the blockchain would make a good fallout quest

the blockchain is eternal. you fool. you dope!

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
a bunch of skeletons artfully arranged around a small picture of an ape. in the drawer nearby are 3 nuka-colas

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