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I知 away from home doing a beer judging thing and I have not pooped today. However, I have tasted and evaluated about 60 beers, and had four or maybe five pints of Guinness after dinner, so tomorrow痴 forecast is looking dire. I have a first date on Saturday that I知 quite excited about and I知 currently lookin like Venus of willendorf, there is so much beer and bloat and burgeoning bombs filling out my belly. Lord help me, I swear I have a redeeming feature in here somewhere Shithouse Dave fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Jul 20, 2023 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:I’m away from home doing a beer judging thing and I have not pooped today. However, I have tasted and evaluated about 60 beers, and had four or maybe five pints of Guinness after dinner, so tomorrow’s forecast is looking dire. RIP(oo)
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Should not have used so much hot sauce last night
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I only poop like every other day, but my wife is like clockwork. Fiber really paying off.
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Toxic Mental posted:Should not have used so much hot sauce last night keep going. gotta build tolerance bro
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Chinatown posted:keep going. gotta build tolerance bro At a certain point you get scared that you're getting a hemorrhoid
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Amphigory posted:"Daddy, it smells like the bins in there" Reminds me of the time I was drinking redbull jaegers the night before and hot-poo poo in a public stall in a busy hub. Someone was waiting in front of my stall and when I walked out, my body pushed out the air directly in front of me into him and I caught his reaction for a half second. I'll likely never see as disgusted a person ever again
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A healthy morning BM.
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7-hour road trip poo poo, though with the added bonus of a bidet!
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Wife is camping the bathroom. hosed up. I gotta release the beast.
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almost1337 posted:7-hour road trip poo poo, though with the added bonus of a bidet! ABB (Always Be Bidetin') IMHO
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Escape From Noise posted:A healthy morning BM. ![]()
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Double secured the stall for this one. ![]()
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Escape From Noise posted:Double secured the stall for this one. Is that to keep others out or to keep your poo poo contained within?
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LiterallyATomato posted:Is that to keep others out or to keep your poo poo contained within? Both.
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love making GBS threads overseas in public restrooms where the stalls go all the way to the floor civilized
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Next you値l tell me they have some kind of indicator on the door so you can tell when someone is in there making leavings.
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It also had a bidet.
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Good post BBQ butt blast.
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Chinatown posted:love making GBS threads overseas in public restrooms where the stalls go all the way to the floor Fartington Butts posted:Next you値l tell me they have some kind of indicator on the door so you can tell when someone is in there making leavings. I shat in a restaurant bathroom last weekend that had occupied indicators on the doors and stalls that went all the way to the floor. Even the stall walls were flush (lol) with each other allowing full privacy. Absolutely wonderful shitter 10/10.
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Damnit, too massive to hold in until i get to work
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Mr.Acula posted:Damnit, too massive to hold in until i get to work You can spend the same amount of time in a toilet cubicle at work playing with your smartphone to compensate, the boss won't know the difference.
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JUST TOOK A HUGE poo poo!!!
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Big afternoon, pre lunch mud pie
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IM STRAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nelson Mandingo posted:IM STRAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Free Nelson Mandingo('s poo poo)!
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oh, thats right, i ate spicy ramen yesterday
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I had two of my faves this weekend: One massive single-piece coiler that completely filled the water & created an island on top And one bowl-spattering pure liquid one Felt so clean after each of them. First wipe of the coiler was completely dry and clear, first of the spray was wet but no colour. Two utterly superb shits.
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Big morning BMs.
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y誕ll pooping small this week or what not i, making GBS threads huge rn as a matter o fact
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On the porcelain throne this morning dropping a major d.
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Dropped one in the Resorts World casino restroom before heading to the airport. Casino restrooms rule airport restrooms drool.
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Yeah. Why are American airport bathrooms such a mess?
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Escape From Noise posted:Yeah. Why are American airport bathrooms such a mess? because this country is poo poo
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luv2shit posted:because this country is poo poo When I finally was able to go back and visit friends and family for the first time in four years a few months ago I found the lack of bidets distressing if I'm being perfectly honest. At least my dad installed them in his bathrooms.
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Cleared out a public restroom with a big stinky dump today Always good to actually get comments from strangers on your foul reek
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Escape From Noise posted:Yeah. Why are American airport bathrooms such a mess? I work in one and every bathroom looks and smells like a dive bar bathroom.
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