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DrankSinatra
Aug 25, 2011
🎶Take your mates, or have a wank, come on down, it's the gently caress grotto🎶

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Nnnggggg cummie hoooooole

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
"I have scoliosis, Mother. I'm a scholar."

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Wolves hunt in packs, Arisen!!

A weakling in numbers is a weakling still.

They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong~

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Jul 23, 2023

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

MENTOS, THE FRESHMAKER!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


World record poop girth ouch owie

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

World record poop girth ouch owie

whose alt are you? You are way too good at this site

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

whose alt are you? You are way too good at this site

Nobody's, I'm my own goon.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

Nobody's, I'm my own goon.

good on you. you're dong a fine job

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

good on you. you're dong a fine job

"Dong"

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Thanks :buddy::gizz:

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

I'll take it! I'll take twelve!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I said what I said

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Sometimes the old Lay's slogan "Betcha can't eat just one" pops into my mind and then I think about Mark Messier's greasy shiny bald head.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mister Speaker posted:

Sometimes the old Lay's slogan "Betcha can't eat just one" pops into my mind and then I think about Mark Messier's greasy shiny bald head.

Huh
I usually think of "Where's the beef?"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

MOTOR OIL IS MOTOR OIL!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Now, how many points would I get if ran over that nice couple riding bikes over there?

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Mister Speaker posted:

Sometimes the old Lay's slogan "Betcha can't eat just one" pops into my mind and then I think about Mark Messier's greasy shiny bald head.

"Once you pop.... That's great!"

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark
I'd buy that for a dollar

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



gateway is the cow box moo moo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


TK8325 posted:

gateway is the cow box moo moo

Now that's a brand I haven't thought about in a hot 15+ years

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Bitch that's the tubby custard machine

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Bitch that's the tubby custard machine

I have always wanted to do this

I know all those words, but not in that particular order

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

'Pavlovian Response Team'

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


If I go down you're all cumming with me.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Grey Cat posted:

If I go down you're all cumming with me.

"I won't go down by myself, but I'll go down on my friends"

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

redshirt posted:

That Giles picture

mr goobies bucket emporium, goobies goobie GOOB GOOB

Angstrom Gothington
Feb 19, 2007

Raise your arms in the big black sky, raise your arms the highest you can, so the whole universe will glow.
Dash Rendar, Dash Rendar - to the tune of Cheap Trick's 1978 single "Surrender"

1secondpersecond
Nov 12, 2008


Lasst uns bereit, Huhn! oder! Spinne!, zu spielen! (This is the host's intro line for the German version of "Chicken or Spider", a popular game show in which contestants must use their five senses to determine whether they are touching/tasting/smelling/experiencing pain from/buried in a pile of/seeing/hearing chickens or spiders, or some part thereof.)

You know, Red Lobster cooks their lobsters in the dishwasher.

Wompty dompty dom center.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

sex excellence posted:

mr goobies bucket emporium, goobies goobie GOOB GOOB

GOBBLE JOB!

Also, here is my Muse:
https://youtube.com/@waynebarnhart

Herbicidal Maniac
Jun 3, 2008

You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are.

Beep beep jeg er togbus.

I don't ven live in Denmark.

Also taking toenail clippers and clipping off a centimeter of my front teeth. Or taking a razor to scrape my tongue. But those are less fun.

Herbicidal Maniac fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Jul 24, 2023

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
Every time I cut vegetables my mind just goes straight to "Samado... snudder mado... and a cushie... [incoherent mumbling] Ohh! Nasa peepo!"

edit: Oh if we're talking bad intrusive thoughts too sometimes I think about bad things involving scissors or heights but then just continue with my normal life as if I thought of nothing

MiracleFlare fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Jul 24, 2023

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

Welcome to L'ex Crémonte, a French Fusion restaurant. Would you like to order off the pee fixe menu or á la shart?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Let it gooooo

I am one with the wind and stars

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

naw, th' other thing

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

the hey arnold theme song. all day.

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
Not just a story momma told

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