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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

There's a lot of things that got expensive when word got out how good it was.

Brisket used to be pretty cheap because you'd have to cook it forever to get it tender. Then Texas style smoked Brisket became popular nationwide and the price skyrocketed.

Skirt steak was the same. Cheap, tough flavorful meat for the poors until fajitas exploded. Price skyrocketed.

Oxtail used to be super cheap food for the poors until Jamaican oxtail became popular. Now it's up there.

See also quinoa.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

OwlFancier posted:

One would assume a land isopod, so, like, a very big woodlouse.

Aren't you just suggesting that sea-based and land-based isopods could taste similar? That's not same as them tasting like lobster.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
I was in my 20s when I learned that the “steak” we were fed sometimes growing up was actually liver.

This is not cute information.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED
https://i.imgur.com/KimwVAD.mp4

Sound

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

FishFood posted:

Crickets/grasshoppers are pretty widely eaten and are supposed to be pretty good! I read a paper for a class about how the various native people of Utah ate them pretty extensively, and how a "plague" of locusts was a cause for celebration. Of note in the paper was the group of grad students who experimented with various cricket-based recipes and dubbed the Mormon Cricket the "Desert Lobster" for its culinary qualities.

Oh poo poo they probably weren't kosher so for plagues and stuff you couldn't eat them. Neato

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

:ssh: they don't know that...

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh poo poo they probably weren't kosher so for plagues and stuff you couldn't eat them. Neato

Locusts/grasshoppers are kosher. At least a few of them are, ones common to the middle east so maybe not the ones in utah. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_locust

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'll be damned. That's cool. I guess they're too ephemeral a food source then and once all your easily stored grain's gone, you're gonna be hungry at some point

FishFood
Apr 1, 2012

Now with brine shrimp!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh poo poo they probably weren't kosher so for plagues and stuff you couldn't eat them. Neato

Well, for indigenous folks a plague of locusts was really good news because it was easy food in enormous quantities. You could just hold up a net and gather up your family or band's weekly food requirement in moments.

The Mormon settlers thought this was barbaric, of course, and couldn't stomach the thought of eating a tasty desert lobster. So when a plague of the bouncy little guys threatened their crops shortly after they, uh, stole Salt Lake City from the people who already lived in the area, they freaked out and thought they were doomed. The seagulls that appeared and happily ate said crickets were then greeted as saviors sent by God himself and the California Gull is still ironically the state bird of Utah.

What the settlers didn't know was that they were actually being really dumb, and that that plague of crickets represented the easiest calories they had ever encountered in their lives. They should have been chasing the seagulls off and gathering up the crickets, but alas.

For thread content, have a baby cassowary at a bird show:
https://youtube.com/shorts/kcFxeuRrnaQ?feature=share4

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gromit posted:

Aren't you just suggesting that sea-based and land-based isopods could taste similar? That's not same as them tasting like lobster.

I can't think of any land based creature that is similar to a lobster.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

OwlFancier posted:

I can't think of any land based creature that is similar to a lobster.

Those big arthropods that hang out near doritos?

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Those big arthropods that hang out near doritos?

I am NOT an arthropod!

raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!


Coconut crabs are just terrestrial crabs. Do they count?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Ah, tomorrow is Pie-and-Beer Day, thank you for the reminder before I go grocery shopping.

Edit: Looking up simple recipes for "cricket" pie

IMJack has a new favorite as of 15:18 on Jul 23, 2023

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009




Babysitting this precious lil snugglette while her mama's out of town.

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

drrockso20 posted:

Apparently Tarantulas can be pretty close when cooked properly, and yeah the main hindrance for land arthropods is that not many of them approach crab and lobster size or even shrimp size and even fewer of those that do have appreciable amounts of edible meat on them


Large tarantulas really do taste quite similar to crab. There aren't really any land equivalents to shrimp or lobster mostly because the main part of shrimp and lobster that people eat is the tail, which is a big solid piece of muscle used for swimming and naturally land arthropods don't need a swimming organ. Plenty of insects and arachnids are edible and tasty, but it's really only the really big spiders that have enough muscle in their legs to be similar in taste to the commonly eaten crustaceans.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/R0r9B7U.mp4

Watching border collies do this is always amazing.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/R0r9B7U.mp4

Watching border collies do this is always amazing.

not really, I've seen a pig do it without even running around.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/NvtyKah.mp4

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

FFS put down the camera and give him a push!

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/ltgZ6US.mp4

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/TylerGreenfieId/status/1683261543365083137?s=20

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

well drat that's the cutest thing ever

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/maiohtanifiddle/status/1461243449361920003

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


Quentin Tarantino-rear end shark

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/CameraTrapSue/status/1683580479679913985?s=20

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/tmoPvZ7.mp4

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Jealous of that kids massage chair.

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran

RandolphCarter posted:

Jealous of that kids massage chair.

Imagine if your childhood Big Comfy Dog scaled up with you as you aged. Dogs should be big enough to sleep on when you’re sick or out of sorts.

Dolduck
Oct 15, 2021
I'm 6'4 and had a dachshund as a kid.
I want a 10 foot long sausage dog now

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Kestral posted:

Imagine if your childhood Big Comfy Dog scaled up with you as you aged. Dogs should be big enough to sleep on when you’re sick or out of sorts.


But, like, a Labrador

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Pets should be able to grow AND shrink as needed

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Kestral posted:

Imagine if your childhood Big Comfy Dog scaled up with you as you aged. Dogs should be big enough to sleep on when you’re sick or out of sorts.

Princess Mononoke!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/U61A0Bt.mp4

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



The hat! The little kid holding on tight to her mom then petting him! The little friend! :3:

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

Shifty Nipples posted:

But you have a tongue in your mouth, the great taste of tongue whenever you want.

Is this considered french cuisine?

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

The hat! The little kid holding on tight to her mom then petting him! The little friend! :3:

I need to know if that tiny torte is a decoration like the hat or an actual tiny tortoise riding the big tortoise.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10

PurpleXVI posted:

I need to know if that tiny torte is a decoration like the hat or an actual tiny tortoise riding the big tortoise.

I think it's a wart, or something like a scab.

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my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

PurpleXVI posted:

I need to know if that tiny torte is a decoration like the hat or an actual tiny tortoise riding the big tortoise.

i want to know if tiny tort is big tort's baby

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