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"I want to be the leader of the free world, but first I have to eat an elephant ear and a corn dog"
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i know those exactly what you'd call hyper local. i wish Ohio was earlier so they'd have to eat Skyline chili or something. maybe scrapple
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i will be very vocal about the nomination process being led by states with just the absolute worst loving poo poo. DeSantis eating hog knuckles. Joe Biden choking down pickled eggs
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Stunning Honky posted:"I want to be the leader of the free world, but first I have to eat an elephant ear and a corn dog" woah, elephant ears and corn dogs aren't on trial here. we're talking about pork chops on sticks!
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If I remember correctly; some elected official, in my district, was caught jerking off in a parking lot and whilst there accepting bribes. All in a blockbuster parking lot. He just dissappeared and all charges were dropped.
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Imagine, if you will, being so drunk with power that you beat off in a public space to accept bribes. I would call him a god if he didn't gently caress over schools.
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KORNOLOGY posted:Imagine, if you will, being so drunk with power that you beat off in a public space to accept bribes. I would call him a god if he didn't gently caress over schools. is your monitor on?
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fermun posted:a couple from also-rans from the 2020 democratic primaries. this dude whose name i forget going to the iowa state fair and having fun before the 2020 democratic primaries Chapo going to the 2020 Iowa state fair to interview all the primary candidates and only booking Orb Mom and The Admiral. Bernie's definitely next week, guys
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Bernie knew Virgil was bad news
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Last few posts made me remember mayo Pete eating a cinnamon bun
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Sorry, a tactical cinnamon bun
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The fact it wasnt a chicken wing
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projecthalaxy posted:Chapo going to the 2020 Iowa state fair to interview all the primary candidates and only booking Orb Mom and The Admiral. Bernie's definitely next week, guys The chapo marianne interview was actually pretty good cause v*rgil got her to out her whole good health and vibes campaign as a crock of poo poo by supporting the american military and opposing universal healthcare. Probably the two most obvious psychic and physical obstacles to tackle before America can ascend into the light
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moist turtleneck posted:Bernie knew Virgil was bad news Bad news about the guy he ended up endorsing then
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Lib and let die posted:Sorry, a tactical cinnamon bun people defending his eating style by saying it was to maximize situational awareness, his head was on a swivel, nothing could possibly sneak up on him and accidentally describing the hypervigilance part of ptsd
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also didn't he pay to skip basic training or something
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bernie followers being surprised about the dncs ability to rat gently caress people which was nothing new at all
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ben shapino posted:Bad news about the guy he ended up endorsing then lmao
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Third World Reagan posted:bernie followers being surprised about the dncs ability to rat gently caress people which was nothing new at all
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moist turtleneck posted:also didn't he pay to skip basic training or something you don't have to pay when you are an employee of the cia. he was sent over with no particular training or responsibilities. but if you squint hard enough all those photo ops of ratboy in military cosplay mean he is now technically a veteran. dems will never figure out that the lip service paid to ARE TROOPS doesn't actually matter. it's very important for electability, which is a concept completely unrelated to winning elections.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:you don't have to pay when you are an employee of the cia. he was sent over with no particular training or responsibilities. but if you squint hard enough all those photo ops of ratboy in military cosplay mean he is now technically a veteran. dems will never figure out that the lip service paid to ARE TROOPS doesn't actually matter. it's very important for electability, which is a concept completely unrelated to winning elections. didn't they do something similar along the lip service lines except it was for cuban americans and lmao good luck I guess. They're not the brightest bunch of tools in the crayon box
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Third World Reagan posted:bernie followers being surprised about the dncs ability to rat gently caress people which was nothing new at all we expected a full blown riot at the DNC instead all we got was a plywood coffin and a weed float
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Third World Reagan posted:bernie followers being surprised about the dncs ability to rat gently caress people which was nothing new at all Particularly as the previous election provided an example of what happens when the establishment vote gets divided among a crowded primary field. Who could have predicted that the DNC would take action to ensure that this scenario doesn't happen again?
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moist turtleneck posted:also didn't he pay to skip basic training or something as i recall he ended up being a glorified accountant
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Cerebral Bore posted:as i recall he ended up being a glorified accountant I imagine this is a reasonable description of a lot of g-men at the CIA
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the land on which the Co-Op City cooperatively-owned housing development in the Bronx now sits was, immediately before that, an insanely jingoistic white supremacist theme park called 'Freedomland USA' in which guests could take a trip back to the, quote, 'Indian-fightin' days' and go on a stagecoach ride where they had to fight off attacks by 'savages', then buy souvenirs at 'Fort Cavalry'. the park cost like 60 million dollars in early 1960s money which was over three times what Disneyland had cost up to that point, took up over 80 acres of extremely expensive leased real estate in loving NYC, fell short of its first year attendance goals by half, financially ruined a bunch of its investors, and had been demolished within four years of opening. pretty much all the land in the development that does not actually have some kind of construction on it is still technically zoned as an amusement park
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MD2020 posted:Particularly as the previous election provided an example of what happens when the establishment vote gets divided among a crowded primary field.
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"Time traveling russian hackers made me post homophobic slurs" as a legitimately accepted excuse And That msnbc host breaking down crying live on air because he genuinely believed bernie sanders was going to do live media executions in central park
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sleep with the vicious posted:That msnbc host breaking down crying live on air because he genuinely believed bernie sanders was going to do live media executions in central park WHY BONER NOW posted:Wasn't that Chris Matthews? ikanreed posted:Still looking at that alternate timeline longingly. 
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Wasn't that Chris Matthews? 
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sleep with the vicious posted:That msnbc host breaking down crying live on air because he genuinely believed bernie sanders was going to do live media executions in central park he later, entirely seriously, compared Bernie winning in Nevada to the fall of France in 1940
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Wasn't that Chris Matthews? yeah he got fired like a week later lmao Mister Bates posted:he later, entirely seriously, compared Bernie winning in Nevada to the fall of France in 1940 for this iirc
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Mister Bates posted:he later, entirely seriously, compared Bernie winning in Nevada to the fall of France in 1940 His name is Bernie and he's proposing moderate reforms. These two facts seemed to convince many people that he "just wants to burn it all down!"
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