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All You Can Eat posted:Clearing out deceased's siblings affects from their house, find their gaming PC and turn it on. They had put thousands of hours into WHICH game and didn't beat it? Saddle up, this one's for closure. No, no, I already did one about an MMO that people play only to cybersex.
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I was thinking railroad tycoon or something but we can meet in the middle
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Jul 23, 2023 15:28
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A really useful technology is bought out by a big company. The company tries to wring more money out of it and it just goes to poo poo and everyone is mildly pissed.
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Jul 23, 2023 15:42
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It's Gamemaster Anthony's birthday and there's an incident
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Jul 23, 2023 15:48
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Three people wait for a train. They are all stressed about their various high tech jobs and the pressures of modern life. The platform is dimly lit and the train is late. They talk franky about their problems and try to solve each others lives. Then at the end one of them pushes the others under a freight train after they learn their political stance.
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Jul 23, 2023 15:49
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All text has been replaced with YouTube videos. The service manual for a dishwasher will be a video tutorial by the manufacturer. Math textbooks will be an Indian guy patiently explaining the concept. Opening up an old book from the 1800s will display a lady explaining the plot and themes while making an epoxy resin bookmark.
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Jul 23, 2023 15:54
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"the last dance" sonic learns that dr. eggman has contracted technologitis and must come to terms with his impending death.
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All You Can Eat posted:Clearing out deceased's siblings affects from their house, find their gaming PC and turn it on. They had put thousands of hours into WHICH game and didn't beat it? Saddle up, this one's for closure. EU 4. We quantum computed the vocal impacts against the PC and found these transcripts telling "gently caress you, no way Spain just settled barbados" - we searched the steam server and found that he had 90% of the carribean colonized already and felt it was aguarantee to get all while he went for Bolivia"
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"everything falling into place" the "t" tetromino announces online that it wants to transition to an italicised "c". however, right-wing extremists hijack the debate and force tetris to include guns and religion and hot gay sex as a joke
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Jul 23, 2023 16:02
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Dude buys old computer, turns it on and discovers it has porn of his mom on it
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Jul 23, 2023 16:03
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All the good names for startups and apps get used up
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Jul 23, 2023 16:06
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"bum note" a hacker manipulates every electronic device on earth to play the 'brown note' at maximum volume at the same time, causing the earth itself to fracture while people turn inside out and die horrible gasping deaths like ronny cox at the end of total recall. "live and let die" by paul mccartney plays over the credits Convex fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Jul 23, 2023 |
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This person was a meme in the late 00s. Here's how their life is 15 years later.
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Episode 1: You get paid to poop. Smart toilets reward you with a nutrient bar every time you do. Plot twist the bar is poop. Episode 2: Mirrors stop working. Like straight up. Nothing reflects anymore, it’s just black. Episode 3: You’re 12 years old, at breakfast your twin sister Mary tells mom she has a school project due today. Your mom angrily says your sisters full name, May Grace Kelly how many times… before she can finish her sentence, poof, your sister is gone forever. From now on anyone hearing their full name will make them cease to exist. Episode 4: You wake up in a hospital bed. You can’t move, hear or speak but you can wink and see clearly out of one eye. Turns out you died and as an organ donor your left eye was given to a serial killer. Can you warn someone by looking around erratically and winking before he kills again? Episode 5: An Elon Musk type developed a new and insanely popular free form of transportation using autonomous drones. You just strap yourself into a drone and as it starts to lift off you hear a splat. To your horror a person is now a street pancake spitting distance to where you just stood. Your drone goes straight up as hundreds, then thousands of people free fall all around you. Episode 6: You’re trapped in the last something awful thread you read. You can still communicate with the outside world by posting in it. What you don’t know is that it’s about to get gaschambered, trapping you forever.
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Rooftop technology has advanced to where Roof Tech inc can install on any home dwelling for an affordable rate and deploy scrubdaddies to handle the gutters and moss buildup. Protaganist is up on his roof and the neighbor Roof Tech installs start chirping at him. "Cheap mother fucker" their are about 5 of them on that size of roof and they chant and eventually find unison but our guy isnt swayed - it's manual for him just like his car and he's saving money doing the work. The Roof Tech identify his wife and conjole her into the savings experience. Guy finds his wife on the roof with the neighbor's private key on one of the Roof Tech installations
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Jul 23, 2023 19:44
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Smart toilet just said it's mellowing. WTH!? What does color have to do with it
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All You Can Eat posted:Smart toilet just said it's mellowing. WTH!? What does color have to do with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qnqYL0eNNI
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Live organ donation sketch set in a grimdark near future where eulas are a matter of life and death
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The Smart Appliances have all started talking to me
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Carlos Lantana posted:Live organ donation sketch set in a grimdark near future where eulas are a matter of life and death did you mean uvula, or maybe vulva?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:did you mean uvula, or maybe vulva? Vuvula or whatever that super annoying South American horn was called.
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redshirt posted:Vuvula or whatever that super annoying South American horn was called. that was the vuvuzela dummy
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:that was the vuvuzela dummy Thank you
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Dude photocopies his rear end and the photocopier steals his soul Now sentient photocopier persuades a coworker to photocopy his cock and balls using suggestive ascii messages Fade to copier at night in a dimly lit room where a 2d gay fuckfest in its guts is making it rock back and forth and blink furiously
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Turns out it was a robot all along.
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Carlos Lantana posted:Dude photocopies his rear end and the photocopier steals his soul I need to see the ASCII art before I can approve this
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Carlos Lantana posted:Dude photocopies his rear end and the photocopier steals his soul The copiers are calling each other
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redshirt posted:The copiers are calling each other ew. Faxing. no deal
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:ew. Faxing. no deal Faxing noises
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redshirt posted:Faxing noises stop it. you're making my skin crawl
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:stop it. you're making my skin crawl You've got Mail!
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redshirt posted:You've got Mail! I never said that was a bad thing
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Display reads "please replace boner cartridge " copier smells faintly of amyl nitrate and apocrine.
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Carlos Lantana posted:Display reads "please replace boner cartridge " don't post my daily reports
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:don't post my daily reports Sorry sir it's been printing out for years. I thought it was a status report.
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A man's computer shows him twisted horrors beyond human comprehension and he goes insane. His monitor was off.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I need to see the ASCII art before I can approve this Cmon thats a layup: (_(_)====> ?
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People have an option to spend six months of their life at a stop light in exchange to never have to stop for a stop sign or red light again for the rest of their lives.
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Jul 24, 2023 06:42
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If a man stops sending under 55 dick pics a day, he'll die.
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These things feel real emotions.
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