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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
X richest man in the world

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

ok well here we go again











Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Steadiman posted:

lol nobody is gonna type "x" in an autocomplete address bar.

had HR called on me for twinks dot com the other day

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
Someone tweetx at Elmo and make fun of him for not owning x.app so that he spends another fortune to buy it

Gros Tarla
Dec 30, 2008

hemale in pain posted:

im going to post a xitter on x

xer maybe? or xost

x-cretions

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Jesus Christ

People were talking bout a lowtax style ending

But I could genuinely believe that musk is in a worsening state where you could just shoot yourself out of dumb inhibition loss, and also has a gun in just house.

:staredog:

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

Steadiman posted:

lol nobody is gonna type "x" in an autocomplete address bar.

Look there’s an educational video site called xvideos and I think people use the autocomplete to get to it!

eravulgaris
Jul 7, 2012

No idea if anyone has said this here before, probably not, but: man that guy sucks.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

elon every day for the last 10 months

CBD Corndog
Jun 21, 2009



Jestery posted:

Jesus Christ

People were talking bout a lowtax style ending

But I could genuinely believe that musk is in a worsening state where you could just shoot yourself out of dumb inhibition loss, and also has a gun in just house.

:staredog:

It’s a replica gun from a video game, it doesn’t work.

This has to be one, if not the biggest midlife crises of the modern era, right?

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

Boris Galerkin posted:

Look there’s an educational video site called xvideos and I think people use the autocomplete to get to it!

Actually he should rename the twitter live video thing “x videos” please do it

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

CBD Corndog posted:

It’s a replica gun from a video game, it doesn’t work.

he could choke on it

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

CBD Corndog posted:

It’s a replica gun from a video game, it doesn’t work.

This has to be one, if not the biggest midlife crises of the modern era, right?

I'd honestly believe it if someone told me that gun being a replica is the only reason he's still around.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

smoobles posted:

elon every day for the last 10 months



The self-driving feature would go haywire as soon as the frat boys pull up alongside

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

CBD Corndog posted:

It’s a replica gun from a video game, it doesn’t work.

This has to be one, if not the biggest midlife crises of the modern era, right?

apartheid Clyde might own or have access a real firearm, and it's not like his mental health is getting any better

if I woke up tomorrow and saw that this saga had ended with musk going seaside I wouldn't be surprised

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



General Bullshit > Elon Musk: That whole concept should be rethought

CBD Corndog posted:

This has to be one, if not the biggest midlife crises of the modern era, right?

Can you think of anyone as increasingly isolated as this guy who needs bodyguards to take him to the loo and hasn't had anything resembling a relationship in several years?

Most people would have bought a Miata.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
An everything app with its own currency is basically a company store.

This one will just be Xcoin or doge or whatever and drop shipped crap.

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011
Who will be the first muskie to post their X tattoo?

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
Semi serious question can elon buy venmo? Does he have the money

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

BoldFace posted:

Who will be the first muskie to post their X tattoo?

there'll be an X logo tattoo trending on twitter by 12pm Pacific, quote this later

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Using go daddy to host my very important domain name. Definitely a big tech titan of Silicon Valley

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Boris Galerkin posted:

Semi serious question can elon buy venmo? Does he have the money

dude won't even venmo you the 20 bucks he owes

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I hope they indict Trump today so his whole rebranding thing gets knocked out of the spotlight

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

when you're CEO'ing real hard on a Monday morning

https://twitter.com/lindayacc/status/1683353772917940225

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
looks like the logo you would use for a carbro channel

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
This is all because 30 years ago Musk couldn’t name a company X, so he saves up a few billion dollars and buys one to name it X?

ShoeFly
Dec 28, 2006

Waiter, there's a fly in my shoe!

smoobles posted:

when you're CEO'ing real hard on a Monday morning

https://twitter.com/lindayacc/status/1683353772917940225

It just looks imbalanced

Edit: I keep thinking I’m holding my phone at the wrong angle

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

CBD Corndog posted:

It’s a replica gun from a video game, it doesn’t work.

This has to be one, if not the biggest midlife crises of the modern era, right?

i mean i am a dweeb who would probably buy fake sci-fi guns for wall display if i were rich but lol at that loving picture.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Quick and dirty little thing I made:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
lol why would you ditch one of the most widely known internet brands

i have an aunt who's never been online but she knows what twitter is

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

smoobles posted:

when you're CEO'ing real hard on a Monday morning

https://twitter.com/lindayacc/status/1683353772917940225

let's do what, linda...what are you doing?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

The X logo but it grows into a swastika, starts rotating, and buries itself in a pile of poo poo, similar to :stadia:

ShoeFly
Dec 28, 2006

Waiter, there's a fly in my shoe!

crispix posted:

lol why would you ditch one of the most widely known internet brands

i have an aunt who's never been online but she knows what twitter is

There are Hollywood blockbusters built around tweets, tweeting, the twittersphere, etc etc

Why would you give up that cultural capital? Surely the Twitter name is all the company has left of any worth.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

ShoeFly posted:

There are Hollywood blockbusters built around tweets, tweeting, the twittersphere, etc etc

Why would you give up that cultural capital? Surely the Twitter name is all the company has left of any worth.

Hollywood can die along with Twitter imo.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Steadiman posted:

let's do what, linda...what are you doing?

i would imagine she's trying to work out wtf she's meant to be CEO of

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009

smoobles posted:

when you're CEO'ing real hard on a Monday morning

https://twitter.com/lindayacc/status/1683353772917940225

The CEO left the office on Friday and literally did not know she’d be “doing this” rebrand come Monday morning.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

crispix posted:

i would imagine she's trying to work out wtf she's meant to be CEO of

lol her job is to now convince all the brands she just got back onto twitter that they have to redo all their advertisement to call it x

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Convex fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Jul 24, 2023

Sally Sprodgkin
May 23, 2007
lmfao

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Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


x is just so so so deeply pathetic

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