Baron von Eevl posted:

There were a whole bunch of Christians who rejected the original Vatican too. It was kind of a whole thing.

Starscream646 posted:

...this is my first time posting.so....here goes
Recently ive acquired a new roommate.lets call him Bear. He's a life long friend of my current roomie...now they both work out of town for extended periods of time (oil patch) so i rarely see either.Ive known Bear for years but not closely.we're both from the same town, went to the same school,but had a different circle of friends.
so Bear comes home from a month in the bush .i figure "what the hell" its Saturday
UFC's on lets go watch the fight have a few beers and what not..that was my first mistake..Now my roomate's had told me stories of Bear being a drunk rear end in a top hat but i figured they were slightly exagerated..or at best from a hard night of binging..turns out i was wrong on both counts..
so we get to the bar have a bite to eat and a beer or two..things are going fine no worries..the manager (a friend of mine) feeds us a few shots..im not too concerned i my self am not that drunk ..alls good..we stumble home and thats when things get weird....first off my dog begins growling and barking at Bear (i think this odd since he never does that type of thing) we end up smoking a little joint and i head off to bed...
Bear doesnt.. I awaken to someone shouting in the bathroom.."OK ITS TIME! iM GONNA KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER! ALRIGHT ITS TIME!" followed by slow psychotic laughter..all goes quiet then I hear a slow knocking upon my door..Im think "gently caress he's lost his mind" now im thinking its kill or be killed i find the buckknife i keep on the shelf above my bed ..with it held behind my back i open the door..theres Bear "Hey Starscream i just wanted to say i love you man"
me ..."ok?..im going to bed man you should do the same"
Bear "yeah man good idea"
I go back to bed thinking he's just drunk..but cant sleep
I hear him stumbling around heading upstairs. He then begins shouting again cursing out his buddy our other roomie J (who isnt home at the time luckily cause he would have kicked Bears rear end)shouting things like gently caress you J. you think your so cool with your truck, and your house, and your kids(the kids which are sleeping just upstairs) this awakens J's gf who comes out of her room to see Bear hiding behind the couch, making shooting noises while using his hand as a gun apparently fighting off invisible invaders of unknown origins..he then proceeds to pour a can of DP allover the kitchen table..exclaiming "i dont even like dr pepper damnit" J's gf (who has dealt with him before) proceeds to tell Bear he should go to bed after which he tries to get outside claiming that people are out there waiting to ambush him...luckily she convinces him to return to the basement..where apparently he finally succumbs to his drunken state..to my relief ...so morning comes i get up to take a leak still confused as to what the hell happened when i step on the bath mat which is soaked in an unknown liquid which i realize is urine..but of course me being the non-confrontational type dont say athing and just clean it up..disgusted ,not hungover in the slightest,due to only having maybe 8 beers and maybe four shots..which is the same amount consumed by Bear himself..now im no drunk i rarely drink, maybe once or twice a month so i figured someone who drinks on a regular basis would be able to hold more than myself but i guess not..so since this incident i havent been able to look at him the same way twice. now he just weird's me out ..i just think actions like that are a sure sign of mental instability..so when is he gonna snap? i dont know it could be tomorrow it could be years from now ut i swear it'll come..but on a good note J told him that if he even smells booze on him at the house he's out...when he goes drinking now he rents hotel rooms..J doesnt want that insanity around his kids which i respect

sorry everyone for the wall of text
tl;dr
my new roomie cant hold his booze does crazy assed things and weirds me out.. is potentialy violent and obviously psychotic now livng with him is awkward

well thanks to those of you who read this please feel free to give me feed back i imagine i need it

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haveblue posted:

The rare OSHA/techbro disaster crossover event!

https://twitter.com/waynesutton/status/1683563753898668032

Propaganda Hour posted:

Lol of course X keeps the hard r

Takes No Damage posted:

Not the rabbit hole I thought I'd be falling down tonight

a.org is a mysterious text box with an UNLOCK button below it.
b.org is Available for sale
c.org redirects to change.org, lame

e:
g.org oh gently caress what have I done




q.org is also cult-y as gently caress, or it's just cryptoshit, I can't tell.

SiKboy posted:

g.org is an outlier and should not be counted.

Happy Landfill posted:

I hope Junji Ito had a good time at the Barbie movie

Barudak posted:

Well the box was made for him.

repiv posted:

bluesky update



[guy telling george bush about the second plane voice] the nudity algorithm cannot detect dragon cock

Platystemon posted:

Dragons are fictional.

Their cocks could look like anything.

You could be looking at a dragon cock right now.

Turn on your monitor—computer monitor, it must be said.

Tree Bucket posted:

What's all this about alluring reptiles?

Gnome de plume posted:

Hard to resist that come slither look

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Programming, anime, LGBTQ and furry seems redundant

Zetsubou-san posted:

i've got redundant at home

PostNouveau posted:

You could always use more though, just in case

FoolyCharged posted:

Turns out dying in a drunk driving accident is also a once in a lifetime event.

epenthesis posted:

You may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may say to yourself
“My god! What have I done?”

Desert Bus posted:

Burma Shave

Splicer posted:

*music swells as we look deep into each other's tear-stained eyes. Mine from emotion, yours from the dozens of baseballs I'm two-arm windmilling at your testicles*

Gravid Topiary posted:

tiny places are bad because there's nowhere to escape the evidence of your own constant failures

this may also be because i'm currently living in an old RV though

Kitfox88 posted:

stoopidmunkey posted:

I just got my first gift card scam text so I decided to play along. I sent them goatse when they asked for photos of the cards. I know it’s an old reference but drat it was satisfying

stoopidmunkey posted:

gift card scammers hit me again so they got goatse’d. think I found a new, horribly stupid way to try to ruin a scammers day. is this goatsec?

stoopidmunkey posted:

so it turns out that they were part of security awareness training. I passed but have to talk to hr.

stoopidmunkey posted:

to clarify all messages were sent to and from my person cell number. No corporate assets were involved. I was asked kindly to not do that again. I asked them not to use my personal number.

SimonChris posted:

stoopidmunkey posted:

it was performed by a third party and apparently I made someone cry. my boss thinks it’s hilarious.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

If OP lives in the EU, they should sue them for giving out their personal data for no reason.

Lib and let die posted:

unless OP is incredibly high-ranking in the company they should absolutely not be expected to go through a spear phishing campaign

Subjunctive posted:

Spearfishing security staff has been a viable attack for a long time. That’s roughly how LastPass got popped (most recently; move off LastPass).

haveblue posted:

spear phishing training is OK using your company account, it was sent to their personal device which is why they thought it was a legit scammer to be hosed with

polar posted:

im sure yall prolly saw the other thread and since it is somewhat dead ill make another one.

im offering $6 for a sighn up on one sight and $15 for a sighn up on both sites

YOU HAVE TO DO BOITH PARTS, SIGHN UP AND DO ONE OF THERE OFFERS TO BE EllIGIBLE

any questions email me polar786@hotmail.com

first 8 people
http://www.freeflatscreens.com/defa...referer=8063302

first 5 people
http://www.freeipods.com/default.aspx?referer=8063628

makie sure to post that you did it so that not maore than 8 people sigh up for it
it would be wasteing referals

and yes people have actually gotten these things...
PROOF
http://www.gearlive.com/archives/20...wega_recei.html

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SimonChris posted:

SimonChris posted:

Rogue AI Goddess posted:

It gave +500 robots rep from a single slot, which was more than worth being addressed as "hello, turret".

Desert Bus posted:

I'm glad someone caught that

Lib and let die posted:

Yeah, to clarify I specifically meant being targeted for training outside of their corporate accounts.

tribbledirigible posted:

Teledildonics was is a far older tech than I realized, like fax machines.

monolithburger posted:

It must have been rough going back in the telegram days when you'd have to suck off the local telegram operator.

Paper Tiger posted:

OH poo poo THAT FEELS GOOD STOP NO I DID NOT MEAN STOP KEEP GOING STOP DO NOT STOP STOP DAMMIT STOP

mobby_6kl posted:

Whooping Crabs posted:

for the love of god, do not google ferret inflation to try to figure out what the gently caress is happening with this poor guy

Julias posted:

Lol

Inceltown posted: