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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lmfao, “we have to protect him from the rubber chicken memes!”

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Rarity posted:

Excited for the LA Knight/Dom feud

Can't wait for Dom to try his trademark move* of "Going 'I've had enough' and leaving only to be dragged back to the ring"


*I've seen it twice, so I assume it's done like every other match.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Feel bad for Cody

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



It really is one of the biggest fumbles the company has ever done. Or like, at least one of the biggest since the early-00s.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Summerslam is next Saturday, here is the current card, if you are interested.

WWE Universal Championship Tribal Warfare Match: Roman Reigns (c) vs. Jey Uso

Women’s Championship: Asuka (c) vs. Bianca Belair vs. Charlotte Flair

World Heavyweight Championship: Seth Rollins (c) vs. Finn Balor

Cody Rhodes vs. Brock Lesnar

Logan Paul vs. Ricochet

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

projecthalaxy posted:

Summerslam is next Saturday, here is the current card, if you are interested.

WWE Universal Championship Tribal Warfare Match: Roman Reigns (c) vs. Jey Uso

Women’s Championship: Asuka (c) vs. Bianca Belair vs. Charlotte Flair

World Heavyweight Championship: Seth Rollins (c) vs. Finn Balor

Cody Rhodes vs. Brock Lesnar

Logan Paul vs. Ricochet

Woof

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
It's always a great sign when right after one of your crowning artistic or athletic pinnacles the suits in charge tell you "don't go online".

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Drew and Gunther will get added. But that's a pretty weak card. Drew and Gunther will probably be great, then I'd say Ricochet and Logan Paul have a chance to steal the show.

But other than those there isn't much to get excited for

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
I think Roman Reigns is really going to lose this time

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Cody, fresh off his loss to Dom, is going to give ol brock another try

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

projecthalaxy posted:

Cody, fresh off his loss to Dom, is going to give ol brock another try

He beat Dom...

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

projecthalaxy posted:

Cody, fresh off his loss to Dom, is going to give ol brock another try
they're gonna redo cena/brock from almost ten years ago

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


JUNGLE BOY posted:

He beat Dom...

not in any way that matters

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

I want to say that all of the summerslam card are literally repeat matches I feel I've seen on a PPV card at least 2 or 3 times before

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

projecthalaxy posted:

not in any way that matters

Arguing on the internet is like wrestling "Dirty" Dom

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


DLC Inc posted:

I want to say that all of the summerslam card are literally repeat matches I feel I've seen on a PPV card at least 2 or 3 times before

Roman vs Jey: 2x (Clash 20, HIAC 20)
Seth vs Finn: 2x (Summerslam 16, MITB 23)
Asuka vs Charlotte vs Becky: 1x (HIAC 22)
Cody vs Brock: 2x (Backlash 23, NOC 23)
Paul vs Ricochet: new

projecthalaxy fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Jul 25, 2023

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Card looks pretty meh but Roman/Jay has increased ticket sales and they might hit 50,000 for yet the same finish in a Roman match

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Should I even ask what a tribal warfare match is.

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

MJeff posted:

Should I even ask what a tribal warfare match is.
They won't tell us until it happens but probably just a regular no DQ or I Quit match with a couple island themed weapons

0konner
Nov 17, 2016

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

MJeff posted:

Should I even ask what a tribal warfare match is.

Not only Roman’s undisputed championship on the line but also his official position as tribal chief. The elders have sanctioned this. And it’s no DQ.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Oppenheimer was the warm up

The tribal warfare match is the real main event of summer. Let’s get it Tribal Chief acknowledgers ☝️☝️☝️

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

MJeff posted:

Should I even ask what a tribal warfare match is.

They break out the viking longship ring decor for no real apparent reason

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

projecthalaxy posted:

Roman vs Jey: 2x (Clash 20, HIAC 20)
Seth vs Finn: 2x (Summerslam 16, MITB 23)
Asuka vs Charlotte vs Becky: 1x (HIAC 22)
Cody vs Brock: 2x (Backlash 23, NOC 23)
Paul vs Ricochet: new

I guess it only feels like they've run Roman v Jey ten times since the Bloodline storyline has been going on for 3 and a half loving years

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

0konner posted:

Not only Roman’s undisputed championship on the line but also his official position as tribal chief. The elders have sanctioned this. And it’s no DQ.

Ah.

Did they have Afa and Sika and Rikishi or whoever else show up or did the elders sanction it off screen.

DLC Inc posted:

I guess it only feels like they've run Roman v Jey ten times since the Bloodline storyline has been going on for 3 and a half loving years

Maybe it feels like that because the only story beat for three years has been Roman and the Usos experiencing contention with each other.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Logan Paul vs Ricochet should at least be fun to watch, they both do high flying moves :shrug:

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

in a better reality Ricochet is having 7 star matches with Speedball but I guess playing patsy for one of the worst internet people alive is good too

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Logan and Ricochet springboarding into each other for no reason during the rumble was funny

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Where is jinder mahal

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


oldpainless posted:

Where is jinder mahal

Last seen in march managing a team in NXT.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmfao, “we have to protect him from the rubber chicken memes!”

"We have to protect him from finding out the chicken is more over than he is!"

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


MJeff posted:

Should I even ask what a tribal warfare match is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJwo7GUbP_k

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

oldpainless posted:

Where is jinder mahal

He's got you wrapped around his finger.

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

Don't go on social media because everyone will be making GBS threads on our dumb booking! - Vince, the beta

I'll go on Twiter all night and roast these so-called journalists and bitter ex-hires! - Tony, his arms large

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

projecthalaxy posted:

Logan and Ricochet springboarding into each other for no reason during the rumble was funny



This was 10000% the highlight of the night for me

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Does Ricochet just do dumb spots with Logan Paul now

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




He’s just happy to be there

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

lol the oooh aahhhhh thing is so stupid outside of the ring

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

MJeff posted:

Should I even ask what a tribal warfare match is.

coconuts

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

MJeff posted:

Should I even ask what a tribal warfare match is.

i think apollo crews had one in the thunder dome ?

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Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





MJeff posted:

Ah.

Did they have Afa and Sika and Rikishi or whoever else show up or did the elders sanction it off screen.

Maybe it feels like that because the only story beat for three years has been Roman and the Usos experiencing contention with each other.

Hey, you forgot about the story beat of "Sami gets over by spending all his promos trying to make people corpse, adding some actual variety and energy to the endless acknowledge me promos"

oldpainless posted:

Where is jinder mahal

Caught and hindered to a permanent end.

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