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smart contracts are a sea of dirty shrimps
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Jul 25, 2023 06:35
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Paladinus posted:No-no, bugs live in smart contracts. Bugcoin.
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Jul 25, 2023 06:42
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Jean-Paul Shartre posted:Bugcoin. Featurecoin
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Jul 25, 2023 07:53
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Shrimp.
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Jul 25, 2023 07:54
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[Moltar voice]: Barbecued shrimp!
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Jul 25, 2023 08:03
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what a nice veggie plater
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Jul 25, 2023 08:18
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i still remember that on my typing exam, 27 years ago, there was a text about how very big shrimp are sometimes sold as lobsters, and thinking that people buying that have to be very stupid remember, when kids used to learn how to type? when we didn't just think they'll pick it up [somehow]?
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Jul 25, 2023 10:13
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Those pastries look delicious
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Jul 25, 2023 10:22
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:the bankman radius of a set of crimes, defined as 2GM/c^2 (where G is the universal crime constant, M is the total crimes committed within a region of space measured in prison-years, and c is the rate of confession in vacuum in crimes per second), is the radius of a sphere within which those crimes will collapse on themselves into a homogeneous singularity and prevent prosecution due to the impossibility of bringing specific charges In order to satisfy the laws of crimeodynamics, whenever a crime falls past the bankman radius, fross radiation (containing a random confession) is emitted in order to prevent the permanent loss of the crimes contained within the singularity
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Jul 25, 2023 10:26
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there's a near zero chance that we may crime all of the earth
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Jul 25, 2023 10:31
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EricBauman posted:i still remember that on my typing exam, 27 years ago, there was a text about how very big shrimp are sometimes sold as lobsters, and thinking that people buying that have to be very stupid i had typing classes like 20 years ago, had to type words to make a little row boat do a race.
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Jul 25, 2023 16:35
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plate o' shrimp
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Jul 25, 2023 16:53
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we had to do the imaginary mavis beacon software in elementary school
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Jul 25, 2023 17:22
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This really is an all time classic https://twitter.com/insultsrare/status/1683870831758147586?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Jul 25, 2023 17:28
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true hall of famer, that one
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Jul 25, 2023 17:39
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orange juche posted:Those pastries look delicious  mediaphage posted:we had to do the imaginary mavis beacon software in elementary school same, plus my parents got us Mario Teaches Typing at home in the hopes it would motivate us to learn by association (it didn't once the novelty wore off).
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Jul 25, 2023 19:43
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sam bankman fried's downfall
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Jul 25, 2023 21:33
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man i never had typing classes & i started school in the mid 80s took an "advanced word processing" elective in the early 90s, but it was just our physics teacher talking about partitions and defragging while we played warcraft 1 on mute
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Jul 25, 2023 21:43
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Carthag Tuek posted:man i never had typing classes & i started school in the mid 80s even my mom had typing classes ...back in the 60's, on mechanical typewriters 
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Jul 25, 2023 21:51
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my english & danish teachers told me i had to do at least every other assignment by hand (instead of printed on my parents ImageWriter II) which probably sucked at least as much for them as for me lol
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Jul 25, 2023 22:07
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There was a 'keyboarding' class offered in 7th grade and i signed up thinking they meant synthesizers lol (I took it anyway, and again in 11th grade because computers are the future, no regrets)
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Jul 25, 2023 22:24
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Carthag Tuek posted:man i never had typing classes & i started school in the mid 80s I started school in the early 80s in North Carolina, before our state decided that a good public education system was detrimental to life as we know it, and in elementary school we went to the library a few times to type on those weird little keyboards with an LCD display showing like one line of text with built in typing lessons. That's pretty much the only typing class I ever had, we used actual typewriters a few times before we had those LCD display keyboards, and I just remember the teacher and a couple of librarian helpers running around and fixing all these hosed up ink ribbons. Plus we had to take turns on the typewriter since there were only a few. I self taught touch typing at some point in highschool because I hated typing papers and wanted to be done quickly. I also conned my dad into buying dragon speaking naturally from Sam's Club on one trip, an early voice to text thing, that I barely used. One of the training reads on it was a Dave Barry book, haha.
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Jul 25, 2023 22:36
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Carthag Tuek posted:man i never had typing classes & i started school in the mid 80s i never had a typing class either. i think we used some typing tutorial software a couple of times during "computer class", which was the 20 minutes a week we got to use the apple 2s that were in the basement of the grade school (this was in the 90s) we had to spend an inordinate amount of time practicing cursive though, because "in high school and beyond, no non-cursive work will be accepted". then we got to high school and nobody cared, and at the university level, everything had to be typed
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Manzoon posted:I started school in the early 80s in North Carolina, before our state decided that a good public education system was detrimental to life as we know it, and in elementary school we went to the library a few times to type on those weird little keyboards with an LCD display showing like one line of text with built in typing lessons. I learned touch typing using of all things, AutoCAD. You realize how much faster the keyboard is than your mouse fast
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Jul 25, 2023 22:42
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Isentropy posted:I learned touch typing using of all things, AutoCAD. You realize how much faster the keyboard is than your mouse fast Haha, I took a two part drafting class in highschool, one semester was by hand and the second was with computers. We used a few programs, notably rhino and AutoCAD LT, and dear god the command line was magical then. I'm pretty much doing most of the same stuff today doing professional CAD work.
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Boxturret posted:sam bankman's fried downfall
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shocked at how bad all of your educations were, in south carolina in the 90s the deal was you touch type 30WPM or you do 8th grade twice please no questions about any other part of the cirriculum
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Jul 25, 2023 23:02
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in the early 90s we had "keyboarding" classes starting at i think 2nd grade in new jersey public school
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Jul 25, 2023 23:08
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Boxturret posted:i had typing classes like 20 years ago, had to type words to make a little row boat do a race. i think i played this too and i cannot find it. it had a bunch of other spelling and grammar based games too, if it was the same one. i am now going crazy trying to find it
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Jul 25, 2023 23:37
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Manzoon posted:Haha, I took a two part drafting class in highschool, one semester was by hand and the second was with computers. We used a few programs, notably rhino and AutoCAD LT, and dear god the command line was magical then. I'm pretty much doing most of the same stuff today doing professional CAD work. i did drafting for 4 years in high school, the first one and a half were by hand and the remainder were in autocad and 3d studio viz. the minute we hit the cad portion i was completing the daily assignments in 5 minutes because they basically gave you all the steps and you could just punch that poo poo into the command line and out pops your model i've since returned to parametric cad for some hobby stuff, 20 years later, and it's like falling off a bike. you never forget how.
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i learned how to type the best way: irc. can't manage 80 wpm? then you ain't in the conversation, kid
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DELETE CASCADE posted:i learned how to type the best way: irc. can't manage 80 wpm? then you ain't in the conversation, kid yeah i "learned to type" in elementary school, sorta, but i actually learned to type the second i got dangerously unmonitored internet access at like age 11 and needed it to chat efficiently lol
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infernal machines posted:i did drafting for 4 years in high school, the first one and a half were by hand and the remainder were in autocad and 3d studio viz. the minute we hit the cad portion i was completing the daily assignments in 5 minutes because they basically gave you all the steps and you could just punch that poo poo into the command line and out pops your model Autocad was shockingly simple to pick up after a decade of Dwarf Fortress
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Jul 26, 2023 00:36
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im poo poo at typing. i flail ineffectively at the keys until the ide manages to guess what im trying to do
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Jul 26, 2023 00:39
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shame on an IGA posted:shocked at how bad all of your educations were, in south carolina in the 90s the deal was you touch type 30WPM or you do 8th grade twice wait there's a south carolina now??
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Boxturret posted:wait there's a south carolina now?? what unnecessary decadence
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infernal machines posted:i did drafting for 4 years in high school, the first one and a half were by hand and the remainder were in autocad and 3d studio viz. the minute we hit the cad portion i was completing the daily assignments in 5 minutes because they basically gave you all the steps and you could just punch that poo poo into the command line and out pops your model lol yeah i did a drafting course in highschool and it was similar, i finished all the assignments for the whole class in a week or two and for the rest of the class i got to just mess around making tanks in rhino
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Paladinus is typing...
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