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a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Don't worry guys. I'll photoshop it so it's not so offensive.

... no, NO! It's resisting me, IT'S RESISTING ME! Sorry, nope, the image refuses de-nazification. It's the same, it's merely altered form.



drat. Got em

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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007


Crustodes?

hoiyes
May 17, 2007
Conschitin Valclaw

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

:sickos:

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



https://www.manticgames.com/news/firefight-pre-orders-double-reward-points/

“We have warhammer at home”

Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.
That's clearly a zoid

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
Look some people just really want space skaven okay

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Der Waffle Mous posted:

That's clearly a zoid

I literally thought that's what it was lol

E: the monowheel bikes in that set are badass and would make for a cool conversion depending on how big they are

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

I got some mantic dwarves from a black Friday thing years ago. Honestly, they're "fine"

Zark the Damned
Mar 9, 2013


That's literally Lionizer

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




no lionizer! bad! not on the carpet!

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Verisimilidude posted:


“We have warhammer at home”


Zark the Damned posted:

That's literally Lionizer



Lionizer El'Jonson

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu1Eklhx0yN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==\

Glitter tyranids.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Der Waffle Mous posted:

That's clearly a zoid

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012



Could you post a screenshot?

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited

a7m2 posted:

Could you post a screenshot?



MWMinis posted:

Stop wasting glitter on your make-up or kids craft projects... put it on your #WARHAMMER to make the most ridiculously over the top scheme ever.

#warhammer40k #tyranids #glitter #paintingwarhammer #minipainting

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Looks like the padding under carpet

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Midwinter Minis really struggling to come up with compelling content lately I see.

Next video: Macaroni Art Marines.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



It beats bare plastic and I bet the effect looks pretty wild over a whole army.

It does seem like more effort than a good paintjob, though.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Maybe if it was a fine glitter and applied better I would like it

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I like it because it's whimsical and makes people mad.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Screaming Idiot posted:

I like it because it's whimsical and makes people mad.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
that does not spark joy

Foolster41
Aug 2, 2013

"It's a non-speaking role"
Attatck of the skibidi toilet chapter

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Ohhhh I thought it was referencing the chaos toilet

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Screaming Idiot posted:

I like it because it's whimsical and makes people mad.

A long time ago a friend, his brother, and I went to play Warmachine in an actual tournament instead of a kitchen table. All of us had models with primer and nothing else

We all got just demolished by people that knew what they were doing, but my friends little brother took it the hardest by getting actually mad that he got wrecked by trolls painted like clowns. It was hilarious

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me


The final form of the space marine pocket dimensional turrets technology.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



I think it's a reference to the recent toilet dice scandal.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



moths posted:

I think it's a reference to the recent toilet dice scandal.

It rather seems more in line with whatever the gently caress is happening in these videos than some shitbag flushing his loaded dice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4joadXXNZA

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



Oh you're probably right. I became aware of both things on the same day and assumed they were releated.

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

Midjack posted:

It rather seems more in line with whatever the gently caress is happening in these videos than some shitbag flushing his loaded dice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4joadXXNZA

Welp, that was novel. Not looking forward to my youtube recs for the next few weeks.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



smug jeebus posted:

Welp, that was novel. Not looking forward to my youtube recs for the next few weeks.

My kneejerk reaction was "wtf kids are dumb who would be into this" but then I reflected that two arbitrarily opposed sides in constant violent conflict isn't all that different from Transformers, He-Man, or GI Joe; there's just no toy company behind the Skibidi Toilets and Camera Men animations.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

moths posted:

I think it's a reference to the recent toilet dice scandal.

The what

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

Some dummy who was already playing the most busted army in 40k took some loaded dice to a tournament and tried to flush them when he got caught

Ravus Ursus
Mar 30, 2017

smug jeebus posted:

Some dummy who was already playing the most busted army in 40k took some loaded dice to a tournament and tried to flush them when he got caught

This is a better outcome than the name initially indicated and I'm relieved it was cheating and not some wierdo 'praise nurgle' nonsense like that dude with his paints.

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018



Actual picture someone took of the dice

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
If they're loaded then why do I see a 1?

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
The (relatively) smart cheaters sprinkle a few low rollers in to make it less obvious

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Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Spanish Manlove posted:

If they're loaded then why do I see a 1?

They can come in pairs. One will always roll six, one die will always roll one. If someone challenges your magic 6 die, you switcheroo the magic 6 die for the magic 1 die, roll, and say "See!"


E: the dice are weighted to be magic. putting the dice in salt water is how to test them, anything will float if there is enough salt in the water to be more dense than the object is, weighted dice will float with their cheating face up, normal dice will show random faces. In the story the cheater used the dice to get first turn, by the third/fourth game the opponent was suspicious and told a ref. The opponent blusters about how offended they are, says gently caress this, they'd rather concede than have their honour impugned. The ref said we'd need salt water to test for sure, the opponent leaves to go buy salt.

While waiting the cheater goes to the toilet. When the opponent comes back, and the cheater is back, the cheater goes "what dice?" Someone thinks lol wait if they were weighted, the dice wouldn't make it around the s bend in a toilet, and goes to check the toilet stalls.

2nd e: I like this story because you could technically say the opponent was being salty.

Eediot Jedi fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Jul 26, 2023

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