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I'm sorry for asking that question.
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No you aren't. And where are you supposed to keep your santorum? Your cupped hands?
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Jul 24, 2023 19:54
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Why can’t I hold all this santorum?
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Jul 24, 2023 19:57
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Cat Hatter posted:No you aren't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDSMagZGqLg
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Jul 24, 2023 20:04
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Karate Bastard posted:How did santorum get in your fleshlight? Well, after he lost his senate seat, he wandered aimlessly looking for an office....
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Jul 25, 2023 11:36
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Orifice?
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Well it is elegant, though those pores seem like they'd be hard to clean.
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Jul 25, 2023 16:59
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Ensign, dial the douche to 9.
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Jul 25, 2023 21:09
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More like Eroticofon. "Comes to You!" has to be intentional right?
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Jul 26, 2023 16:28
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring, dildo phone
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Jul 26, 2023 16:41
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EmptyVessel posted:More like Eroticofon. Teledildonics was is a far older tech than I realized, like fax machines.
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Jul 26, 2023 17:08
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fux machines
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tribbledirigible posted:Teledildonics was is a far older tech than I realized, like fax machines. It must have been rough going back in the telegram days when you'd have to suck off the local telegram operator.
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monolithburger posted:It must have been rough going back in the telegram days when you'd have to suck off the local telegram operator. OH poo poo THAT FEELS GOOD STOP NO I DID NOT MEAN STOP KEEP GOING STOP DO NOT STOP STOP DAMMIT STOP
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monolithburger posted:It must have been rough going back in the telegram days when you'd have to suck off the local telegram operator. code:
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Paper Tiger posted:OH poo poo THAT FEELS GOOD STOP NO I DID NOT MEAN STOP KEEP GOING STOP DO NOT STOP STOP DAMMIT STOP lmao
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Cocaine Bear posted:Ring ring ring ring ring ring, dildo phone Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding, dildo phone
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Jul 27, 2023 10:17
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Yes, peaking.
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Jul 27, 2023 10:24
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There is zero possiblity that nobody ever attempted to connect a telegraph to some sort of reciprocating piston with a dildo. People just keep inventing gently caress machines.
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Jul 27, 2023 10:38
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SOS my bussy daddy
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Jul 27, 2023 11:48
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By popular demand posted:People just keep inventing gently caress machines. If it weren't for YouTube's content policies, you'd for sure see the Primitive Technology dude build himself something to gently caress.
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Jul 27, 2023 11:56
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Life
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Cocaine Bear posted:Ring ring ring ring ring ring, manana phone
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By popular demand posted:There is zero possiblity that nobody ever attempted to connect a telegraph to some sort of reciprocating piston with a dildo. Howard Stern got a listener off over the air by having her lay on her speakers with the bass turned up while he hummed into a mic. Bit or no, it was feasible. And funny.
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PainterofCrap posted:Howard Stern got a listener off over the air by having her lay on her speakers with the bass turned up while he hummed into a mic. would have to be Blue Iris
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OwlFancier posted:SOS my bussy daddy Three shorts, three longs, three shorts.
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Don't get me started on the semaphores.
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That's a no-towel air blower, so it's good for the environment. Blow away, boys.
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God drat what a marmot
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for the love of god, do not google ferret inflation to try to figure out what the gently caress is happening with this poor guy
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thank you for your sacrifice. o7
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That's just a pregnant ferret. Ferrets have big litters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcCRZkeqFY8 And if you aren't careful they'll drag you in there too
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flavor.flv posted:That's just a pregnant ferret. Ferrets have big litters Is she actually trying to show him the babies or are her weird little ferret instincts insisting that his fingers must go in the box with all her other wiggly pink tubes
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It's nighty night time for all the ferret babies.
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