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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Personally I'm excited that the NFL will be exposed to his glorious tweets

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elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
I am preparing myself for Magic to coolly recap Sam Howell’s 277 yard throwing performance in a narrow Week 3 loss against Buffalo.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


3 DONG HORSE posted:

Personally I'm excited that the NFL will be exposed to his glorious tweets

:hai:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Magic's head size compared to everyone else is positively Shrekian

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



N: https://twitter.com/CDCarter13/status/1683941336943058946

V: :laffo:

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Kalli posted:

In a slight defense, Tight ends take years upon years to get going typically. Most of them don't break out into stars until year like 4-5 and put up years 1-3 like Cole Kmet there.

That said, a whole bunch don't and you might've just made a Jonnu Smith level mistake.

This is mostly just an argument for not drafting TE's that highly and an argument for overpaying them in free agency

They signed Robert Tonyan in FA and he's a fine receiver, but dogshit at blocking, for one year at like $2.7 million.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
I didn't realize that they basically have the same statline. Tonyan also dealt with an ACL tear in 2021.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Tonyan had a Rodgers throwing to him while Kmet had …..

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1684244534237048838

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Hill is such a petty weirdo about his time in KC

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Trans: people are not paying enough attention to me and this will not stand

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

south Florida is where he really blossomed as a human being and started hitting grown men instead of women and children

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
This raises the question, does a player get to choose what team he’s enshrined into the HOF on, or is that up to the Hall?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Imagine taking the time to tweet this lol

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


RASHIBA WALLACE posted:

This raises the question, does a player get to choose what team he’s enshrined into the HOF on, or is that up to the Hall?

As far as I know they're enshrined as a player and not specifically affiliated with any particular team beyond recording which teams they played for.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

SKULL.GIF posted:

As far as I know they're enshrined as a player and not specifically affiliated with any particular team beyond recording which teams they played for.

Yeah they don't go in with a helmet like baseball players do with caps

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
This seems odd.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1684257177215569920?s=20

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Players don’t go in to the HoF representing a single team, it’s their entire career. Every team is listed on their plaque and it’s not like they have a hat with a logo like MLB.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/alexinsdorf99/status/1684182938991091712

6 years 6 million

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

That’ll get you a nice RB today.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

I don't get it. I thought these salaries were pretty much set in stone. Is it a signing bonus vs paycheck thing?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Lifespan posted:

I don't get it. I thought these salaries were pretty much set in stone. Is it a signing bonus vs paycheck thing?

Rookie holdouts these days are usually about offset language.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

what, is this guy a running back?

Silly Burrito posted:

That’ll get you a nice RB today.

ah poo poo

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

a neat cape posted:

6 years 6 million

I always look at the inflation calculators for these things and...well it's about 18 million in today's money.

So if it were a one year contract he's in the middle of the pack or a bit below for a starting QB today. For a 6 year contract, yeah...prices have gone up.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1684273628010147842

#PhysicallyUnabletoPres

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
https://www.yachtcharterfleet.com/luxury-charter-yacht-24343/phoenix-2.htm

Holy poo poo

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Certainly seems like the Bills are going to try to claw back Hines' contract since he was on a jet ski.
https://twitter.com/ed_waz/status/1684227585780088836

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

WTF?!?! $1.27m per week to book?

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

Hot Diggity! posted:

Huh?

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1684232610111692800

Seems like a massive overpay but they believe in him I guess

You literally can't overpay a franchise TE the deals are paint by numbers.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



Maybe Magic gets a deal to tweet about them.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

The boat is owned by like the richest guy in Poland. These people just charter them out to cover gas and crew expenses when they're not using them.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Just beautiful.

https://twitter.com/MiamiDolphins/status/1684270276144398336?s=20

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/1684273939974078466

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Grittybeard posted:

So if it were a one year contract he's in the middle of the pack or a bit below for a starting QB today. For a 6 year contract, yeah...prices have gone up.

So have revenues! But try getting any owner to admit that.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009


Sweet we’d been looking to shake up where we host our fantasy draft. Just need to figure out the logistics of an, uh *calculator noises*, 800 team league…

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

Incitatus fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Jul 26, 2023

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

who's that guy. chris berman?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Ross couldn't handle the heat of Other Ross


https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1684308756270665729?s=42&t=vYGMjgtg31X780Jer9MHvA

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Kalli posted:

In a slight defense, Tight ends take years upon years to get going typically. Most of them don't break out into stars until year like 4-5 and put up years 1-3 like Cole Kmet there.

That said, a whole bunch don't and you might've just made a Jonnu Smith level mistake.

This is mostly just an argument for not drafting TE's that highly and an argument for overpaying them in free agency

Exactly. TE is one of the hardest positions to play and requires insane athletes to play it. You need to be 6'3" minimum while carrying enough weight to pick up DEs and LBs and be agile enough to run a route. Being a reliable 8-10 yardish target is so insanely valuable that it makes guys like Jason Witten HoFers for a reason.

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you gave goons the key to a franchise. I just want to watch them pikachu face when they try to assemble a team by only paying the DE, OT, QB, WR, and CB.

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1684315005183750146?t=MrgLK108xlrxRvH7wj3ZBA&s=19

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1684317912562126848?t=PNXQwy4W0ZxKpUFQ68hQGg&s=19

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