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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jets vs Browns Thursday after next, get hyped folks!

HoF Class:

Ronde Barber
Don Coryell
Chuck Howley
Joe Klecko
Darrelle Revis
Ken Riley
Joe Thomas
Zach Thomas
Demarcus Ware



Already opened camp: Browns, Lions, Chiefs, Jets
Everyone opens camp Tuesday except for the Steelers who do it Wednesday *shrug*
....
August 8th: Last day for drafted rookies to sign
August 29th: Cut day* There's no multiple cut days, this is the only day you have to get down to 53 players.
August 30th: Waiver day, Practice squad day.

All team joint practices:

August 8-9
Dolphins to host Falcons
Lions to host Giants
Bengals to host Packers

Panthers to host Jets (Aug. 9-10)
Raiders to host 49ers (Aug. 10-11)
Eagles to host Browns (Aug. 14-15)
Commanders to host Ravens (Aug. 15-16)

August 16-17
Colts to host Bears
Jets to host Buccaneers
Lions to host Jaguars
Packers to host Patriots
Texans to host Dolphins
Titans to host Vikings
Rams to host Raiders

Chargers to host Saints (Aug. 17-18)
Broncos to host Rams (Aug. 21)
Titans to host Patriots (Aug. 22-23)
Vikings to host Cardinals (Aug. 23-24)
Saints to host Texans (Aug. 24-25)

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Don Coryell was long, long, long overdue for the HoF.

gently caress the Cowboys.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

Don Coryell was long, long, long overdue for the HoF.

gently caress the Cowboys.

This is the exact speech that will be given by the person recieving the award in his place.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Soon there will be football

All will again be right in the world

Eagles win tha Superbowl

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

fartknocker posted:

Don Coryell was long, long, long overdue for the HoF.

gently caress the Cowboys.

The poet laureate of TFF

Pats joint practicing with GB to get all the inside dirt on Rodgers :tinfoil:

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

fartknocker posted:

Don Coryell was long, long, long overdue for the HoF.

gently caress the Cowboys.

Amen on both

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I am here for the NFL trading card game

Oh Training Camp nvm

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

That’s right I’m in the best posting shape of my life, bookmark this thread for more incredible posts

SundayMoney
Feb 21, 2006

The face of the new economy
I went to the Hall over the 4th of July weekend. So I got to see the exhibits of the new class and spent the first part of the tour explaining to my son why having Coryell out of the hall till now was a shame

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Freaquency posted:

I am here for the NFL trading card game

Oh Training Camp nvm

thnx for reminding me of mlb showdown, a game I played with my brother prolly over twenty years ago and haven’t thought of since

e: keeping coryell out til now would’ve been like keeping marino out until recently. But, but, supers bowlsss

Pontius Pilate fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Jul 23, 2023

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


I am ready for some football

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


I might just say I'm in the best football viewing shape of my life

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Freaquency posted:

That’s right I’m in the best posting shape of my life, bookmark this thread for more incredible posts

*Three days later*

BREAKING NEWS: Poster Frequency day-to-day with sprained posting fingers.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Hyped for more joint practice fights

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I am hyped

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
New thread means that I don't have to scroll through 1500+ unread posts in the last one, feels good man.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Soon our long national nightmare will be over

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Da Bears

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

excited to cheer for a team that probably won’t win a playoff game for the 23rd consecutive season

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Every year I forget if training camp news is actually marginally interesting or if I lose interest after about 36 hours.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
In the latest example of NFL players are built so goddamn different

https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2023/07/22/seahawks-dk-metcalf-eats-just-one-meal-a-day-in-bizarre-candy-centric-diet

quote:

“Talk about how important nutrition is. Nutrition’s huge,” Garnett said.

“I’m probably the worst person to ask that,” Metcalf shot back. “I’m a candy type person. I eat one meal a day, drink one coffee and eat like three full bags of candy.”

Garnett was completely baffled.

“Man, define bags of candy, man. Jelly beans?”

“Nah, see I’m a gummy type of guy. So you get lifesavers—…”

“Come on man. Stop, man. Come on. Hold on, hold on, man,” Garnett said as he cut Metcalf off. Garnett needed Metcalf to take him through the structure of his whole meal plan for the day.

“I’m gonna just take you through yesterday,” Metcalf said. “So yesterday I woke up, worked out. Worked out again. Came home, showered. I’m hungry. Run to Starbucks, get a quick coffee. That’s going to hold me ‘till 4, 5 o’clock. This 12. This gonna hold me for like four hours. Around 4:30, I order some candy and a water. Got the Skittles gummies. Then I got the Lifesaver Creations. They the same size bag so I just mix them…get the gummy, get the candy, get the water, eat that. That’s gonna hold me ‘till like 8 o’clock. I’m having dinner at 8/9. And then I eat dinner, go to sleep. … I’m a candy eater.”


Garnett was baffled and most average people are likely blown away as well. Don’t check Metcalf’s blood sugar, but be sure to check his stats.

In 66 career games across four seasons, Metcalf has caught 306 passes for 4,218 yards and 35 touchdowns, becoming a clear No. 1 option at wideout in the process.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
n: titan

v: up

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Jaguars, imo

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Lions are gonna wreck

Themselves? We’ll see!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I sincerely hope this is the year when the worst possible thing happens and the Cowboys win the Super Bowl and Jerry Jones dies and--

I meant worst possible thing for yall.:cool:

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
So with Coryell in who takes his place as Most Egregious HOF Oversight?

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
*ahem*

Panthers

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1683192102023200768?t=GrSqvvfCIMi3gj0NZgcozw&s=19

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I present for your consideration the Cincinnati Bengals

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





Ok, which RB leaked this to the media

And is he excommed from further RB group chat

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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It can’t get any worse for the Texans, right?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


a neat cape posted:

EXAGGERATING injuries

Don't they already play through a shitload of injuries anyway? Just stop doing that. No need to "exaggerate".

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020


Okay but Metcalf admits he has a dinner - presumably real food??? I rest my case your honor.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
why would you work out twice with eating at any point. I wonder if he's leaving protein shakes out

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Yeah that doesn’t seem like enough calories and protein to survive an nfl workout regimen unless his dinner is like an O lineman level food orgy.

- me, an expert in poo poo eating habits

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Kalli posted:

HoF Class:

Ronde Barber


:hai:

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I am requesting from the community;
1. Camp reports for all those highly rated rookie prospect TEs
2. Camp reports on Jalin Hyatt


I believe that the notre dame te is generic and meh

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I am requesting from the community;
1. Camp reports for all those highly rated rookie prospect TEs
2. Camp reports on Jalin Hyatt


I believe that the notre dame te is generic and meh

Sam LaPorta was a star in MINICAMP and looked great on day one so far.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

fsif posted:

Every year I forget if training camp news is actually marginally interesting or if I lose interest after about 36 hours.

Most of the appeal of training camp news is about seeing what shakes out from the sheer attrition of all the season ending injuries in the first week. And maybe some holdout drama.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Manoueverable posted:

Most of the appeal of training camp news is about seeing what shakes out from the sheer attrition of all the season ending injuries in the first week. And maybe some holdout drama.

Training camp dreamboats are fun. Sure they just about never work out, but if one does and you were in early you get the right to claim you were believing in them from the start.

I knew this guy was going to be awesome.

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