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The one with guns also had the glitch where if you spoke to someone everyone would 'maintain current action' so background NPCs stay animated but don't advance anything. But on your spaceship, where everyone is supposed to be safe one action was 'climb ladder' so they'd keep climbing, never engage 'get off ladder animation' phase through the roof of the ship and get a mile in the air and despawn, killing them in the safe zone.
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Large Testicles posted:you know you have that backwards? i can’t even tell what’s a joke or not anymore
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worlds is the one that isn't about tiny planets
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No, look, it's easy. Outer Wilds is the one that's about going outside and camping,
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Dabir posted:No, look, it's easy. Outer Wilds is the one that's about going outside and camping, You're thinking of Counter-Strike
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LifeSunDeath posted:it wasn't open world though it was super linear. it felt like playing a demo, as if most of the areas were blocked off for the full game but that would never come. flatluigi posted:worlds is the one that isn't about tiny planets
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Meowywitch posted:I hate building and it does a good job towards killing FO4 for me Took me a while to figure out what you were talking about because after the tutorial I literally never went back to the building menu. I just played through it like it was fo3 or nv and I didn't feel like I missed anything
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I adopted two children in Skyrim. I left them the house in Whiterun, and I live alone in the woods at Lakeview. The last four times I've been to Whiterun, the adopted girl hasn't been around. I just fast traveled there and arrived at 3 AM, and she wasn't even in bed. The boy was there, the girl was not. Is.... my daughter dead? I thought Todd didn't allow children to be killed in these games. I just want 
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Railing Kill posted:I adopted two children in Skyrim. I left them the house in Whiterun, and I live alone in the woods at Lakeview. The last four times I've been to Whiterun, the adopted girl hasn't been around. I just fast traveled there and arrived at 3 AM, and she wasn't even in bed. The boy was there, the girl was not. The boy probably just ate the girl because you left them with no food or supervision for long periods at a time. You are a bad parent.
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It's Skyrim The house clearly ate her Check under the house
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lol try looking up the child's RefID and console player.moveto [id] to teleport to their location, see what theyre up to ids here: https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Adoption
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lobsterminator posted:The boy probably just ate the girl because you left them with no food or supervision for long periods at a time. You are a bad parent. Hey now! Hey. I left them with food. I do leave for days at a time, the girl has recently adopted a pet fox, and I am a werewolf. But this is all fine. Upsidads posted:It's Skyrim I assume she is stuck in someone's house, or maybe with the sickos in Dragonreach. It seem plausible that she followed me into a house by way of the dialogue glitch (that pulls NPCs who are talking at you into doors you pass through) and just got stuck somehow. Carthag Tuek posted:lol try looking up the child's RefID and console player.moveto [id] to teleport to their location, see what theyre up to This is really useful. Thanks!
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Railing Kill posted:Hey now! Hey. I left them with food. I do leave for days at a time, the girl has recently adopted a pet fox, and I am a werewolf. But this is all fine. There's kidnapping sidequests. Look around for a note. I think. There's also a bug where Lidia or whatever her name is gets stuck randomly in Carlotta's house. Can't even remember what town that is and I'm too lazy to check.
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My favorite Skyrim glitch (which unfortunately is also why I stopped playing) happened when an invincible temporary party member NPC would wander away and be friendly but turn hostile when he was near. Sometimes I'd be out in the middle of the woods and he'd just encounter me there. DIE YOU FIEND! He'd say. A single hit from my sword would make him take a knee for a little bit, but as soon as he got up, if he saw he, DIE MONSTER! Dude would just randomly show up at places. I couldn't complete his quest, though :\
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invoking the arts of tilde to cast summon child
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It's not within the purview of this thread and is in fact within the direct purview of another thread but I was both disappointed and amused when I came across a band of dogmatic Daedra haters and summoned a Dremora Lord right in front of them only for everyone involved to stand around clearing their throats
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Blue Footed Booby posted:There's kidnapping sidequests. Look around for a note. I think.  I genuinely assumed some kind of glitch was more likely, that Todd Howard had abducted the kid. An actual plot was like third on my list. Cool if true. I'll find out shortly if this game is going to turn into Taken, But With Werewolves.
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credburn posted:My favorite Skyrim glitch (which unfortunately is also why I stopped playing) happened when an invincible temporary party member NPC would wander away and be friendly but turn hostile when he was near. Sometimes I'd be out in the middle of the woods and he'd just encounter me there. DIE YOU FIEND! He'd say. A single hit from my sword would make him take a knee for a little bit, but as soon as he got up, if he saw he, DIE MONSTER! Dude would just randomly show up at places. There are in fact multiple immortal NPCs this can happen with. You’ll just have an immortal randomly show up and attack you sometimes, it’s mostly annoying but sometimes cool
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:It's not within the purview of this thread and is in fact within the direct purview of another thread but I was both disappointed and amused when I came across a band of dogmatic Daedra haters and summoned a Dremora Lord right in front of them only for everyone involved to stand around clearing their throats The one time those fuckers actually have the situational awareness to think maybe they shouldn't fight something 
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Railing Kill posted:this version may have just wisely scooped out the annoying vampire attacks inside towns. That's exactly what happened. It was removed as part of the Special Edition.
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The disappearing child reminds me of the wedding glitch where at the very moment the ceremony is complete your spouse will sprint for the door and if you don't catch them and talk to them before they go outside they will disappear so hard even console commands won't find them.credburn posted:My favorite Skyrim glitch (which unfortunately is also why I stopped playing) happened when an invincible temporary party member NPC would wander away and be friendly but turn hostile when he was near. Sometimes I'd be out in the middle of the woods and he'd just encounter me there. DIE YOU FIEND! He'd say. A single hit from my sword would make him take a knee for a little bit, but as soon as he got up, if he saw he, DIE MONSTER! Dude would just randomly show up at places. My favorite one is when two or more invincible NPCs somehow manage to aggro each other and wind up in an eternal struggle.
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coldpudding posted:The disappearing child reminds me of the wedding glitch where at the very moment the ceremony is complete your spouse will sprint for the door and if you don't catch them and talk to them before they go outside they will disappear so hard even console commands won't find them. poor darkeethus, thought of vinesauce vinny and fled for his life
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Railing Kill posted:Hey now! Hey. I left them with food. I do leave for days at a time, the girl has recently adopted a pet fox, and I am a werewolf. But this is all fine. Please report back 
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coldpudding posted:The disappearing child reminds me of the wedding glitch where at the very moment the ceremony is complete your spouse will sprint for the door and if you don't catch them and talk to them before they go outside they will disappear so hard even console commands won't find them. I saw this happen with an NPC and a bear. He’d run away from the bear, but the bear would catch and down him, which breaks aggro so it would wander off, but when he got up it would turn around and chase him down again. I followed them across a large chunk of the map before I lost track of them. For all I know he’s still getting harassed by that bear to this day
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UPDATE My kid was locked in a neighbor's house. It's a house that is always locked because the owner is at her produce stand all day, and at home at night. The kid must have followed her little pal into the house and got locked in. The two kids play tag all day, so I figured maybe mine glitched into the building. I had to pick the dang lock. All three of them poured out of the door the second the lock was picked, as though even the owner was locked in her own house. Her pet fox was left in the house, though, and I can't interact with it in any way. I can't even manually pick it up. I'm sure that will work itself out. Maybe. So, for those keeping score, Todd Howard kidnapped her.
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Railing Kill posted:UPDATE It took me a moment to realize I was in the glitch thread and thought you lockpicked your actual kid free.
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PurpleXVI posted:It took me a moment to realize I was in the glitch thread and thought you lockpicked your actual kid free. 
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how do people forget what thread they're in so often, i have never once done that and i've been using these dead gay forums since 2008
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StillFullyTerrible posted:how do people forget what thread they're in so often, i have never once done that and i've been using these dead gay forums since 2008 I think it's more likely to happen in PYF, since there is no broad category that unifies it other than  I don't go to the Games forum anymore, or GBS that frequently. I find everything I need in PYF. All my friends are here.
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StillFullyTerrible posted:how do people forget what thread they're in so often, i have never once done that and i've been using these dead gay forums since 2008 I just click on a thread with a decent number of replies in my control panel and read. I, too, was caught out by the post and it took me a sec to clock which thread I was in.
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StillFullyTerrible posted:how do people forget what thread they're in so often, i have never once done that and i've been using these dead gay forums since 2008 By opening up a bunch of browser tabs to read, possibly from the favorites page, and perusing them sporadically over the course of a day while doing other things. Also by exaggerating confusion for the purpose of humor.
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StillFullyTerrible posted:how do people forget what thread they're in so often, i have never once done that and i've been using these dead gay forums since 2008
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These are all good reasons, I retract my incredulity.
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If it makes folks feel better, my real daughter is fine and Todd Howard has not abducted her.
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You guys thought this goon had described his actual daughter as having 'glitched into the building' lol
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