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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Hollismason posted:

I thought Wrath of Becky was just alright.

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Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

weekly font posted:

did you know that EVIL DIES TONIGHT

spoilers, it does not

Crazy how we from thinking Halloween 2018 was a fantastic reboot that could have served as a great conclusion to the series if they did just that.

Instead we got two sequels the last of which was a cinematic wet fart of an end.

It won't end, we are getting H50 in 2028 let's be real.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?
Deepfake Jamie Lee Curtis like Leia in that loving modern Star War

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Saw X now has a poster.

https://twitter.com/Saw/status/1684324311673483265

I'm worryingly excited for this sure-to-be very dumb movie.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


if you were jigsaw, what goes down the tubes into the eyes?

I'm going with piranhas or fire ants

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Just let the series die ffs

This is, what? The third time they've tried to revive the series?

It isn't 2007 anymore, the torture porn genre is dead.

(gently caress me, I'll probably watch it out of morbid curiosity)

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Saw X now has a poster.

https://twitter.com/Saw/status/1684324311673483265

I'm worryingly excited for this sure-to-be very dumb movie.

Hell yeah lfg

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Justin Godscock posted:

Just let the series die ffs

This is, what? The third time they've tried to revive the series?

It isn't 2007 anymore, the torture porn genre is dead.

(gently caress me, I'll probably watch it out of morbid curiosity)

Saw ain't gore porn. It's soap opera with gore

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Saw X now has a poster.

https://twitter.com/Saw/status/1684324311673483265

I'm worryingly excited for this sure-to-be very dumb movie.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



alf_pogs posted:

if you were jigsaw, what goes down the tubes into the eyes?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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“Hello David. I want to play a game. You don’t know me, but I know you. You have a knack for being someone who lives their life aimless and without purpose. You have went to many a bathroom stall and proceeded miss the very obvious toilet. Spraying your vile waste on everyone around you.

Now you will see the consequences of your actions. “

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

alf_pogs posted:

if you were jigsaw, what goes down the tubes into the eyes?

gerbils

MacheteZombie posted:

Saw ain't gore porn. It's soap opera with gore

yeah basically, and most of the time it’s not even especially extreme gore if you compare it to stuff like Terrifier, Malum, the newer Evil Dead films, etc

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

CelticPredator posted:

“Hello David. I want to play a game. You don’t know me, but I know you. You have a knack for being someone who lives their life aimless and without purpose. You have went to many a bathroom stall and proceeded miss the very obvious toilet. Spraying your vile waste on everyone around you.

Now you will see the consequences of your actions. “
Lol

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008




:shuckyes:

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

I'm no fan of Ends, but felt it at least had a good idea buried inside it. This just feels creatively bankrupt.

Halloween Ends was not a movie I enjoyed but I had to give them credit for swinging for the fences. Of course then they messed it up by tacking on the final battle. I think I would have actually given it a positive review if it just had the balls to stick with the risky premise.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Really hope saw 10 is just the apprentices putting each other in traps and there's unnecessary uses of non linear story telling

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

MacheteZombie posted:

Really hope saw 10 is just the apprentices putting each other in traps and there's unnecessary uses of non linear story telling

Nah just make it truly 10 in and they're not even trying anymore. Like "In this room there is a key cleverly hidden" but it's just a bucket turned upside down with it in it.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

Medullah posted:

Nah just make it truly 10 in and they're not even trying anymore. Like "In this room there is a key cleverly hidden" but it's just a bucket turned upside down with it in it.

But you have you cut off and eat your own nipples or else the room is acid

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?
And then room was acid

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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shoeberto posted:

And then room was acid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep9rS2aDbIY

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
It's gonna be some sort of bugs like black widow spiders or something

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

MacheteZombie posted:

Saw ain't gore porn. It's soap opera with gore

With a little mediocre cop movie mixed in.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Saw is a ridiculously guilty pleasure.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


huh apparently Saw X is set in Mexico, sometime between Saw I and Saw II. great news for those who love the blessedly stupid timeline of retcon plot twists.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

alf_pogs posted:

huh apparently Saw X is set in Mexico, sometime between Saw I and Saw II. great news for those who love the blessedly stupid timeline of retcon plot twists.

Lmao

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Saw X now has a poster.

https://twitter.com/Saw/status/1684324311673483265

I'm worryingly excited for this sure-to-be very dumb movie.

The angles on the tubes aren’t right and it’s really bothering me.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Hollismason posted:

Saw is a ridiculously guilty pleasure.

Which is why I'll probably end up seeing it.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Saw became pure-strain schlock at some point

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

alf_pogs posted:

huh apparently Saw X is set in Mexico, sometime between Saw I and Saw II. great news for those who love the blessedly stupid timeline of retcon plot twists.

Crossing my fingers for a Detective Hoffman appearance.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

alf_pogs posted:

huh apparently Saw X is set in Mexico, sometime between Saw I and Saw II. great news for those who love the blessedly stupid timeline of retcon plot twists.

great, now i have to be scared of saw happening to me >:I

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
need a future saw where it's jigsaw.gpt run amok, like ghost in the machine poo poo

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

I just accidentally discovered a terrifying horror double feature: Knock at the Cabin followed by the news.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

Origami Dali posted:

need a future saw where it's jigsaw.gpt run amok, like ghost in the machine poo poo

That's just I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Wasn't the video game set during that timeframe? It'd be funny if this was just a retelling of all that.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Basebf555 posted:

Crossing my fingers for a Detective Hoffman appearance.

Puke ones are grosser than you think

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
All the scenes with Jamie Lee Curtis in Ends where good, but she wasn’t in it nearly enough.

Kills might be the most disappointing movie I’ve ever seen in my life.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Horror thread I need your help

I want to start my first feature film this year. I think it’s time.

But I don’t know which to do. Alienated was what I was going to do but I’m worried it’s too expensive or could be too expensive even with being creative.

My other script is an action flick about a kid taking a drivers test that gets attacked by basically an evil, STD dying James Bond, who turns out to be his grandfather. Evil Bond wants the kid to the next big spy Bc of his bloodline and the kid is like nah. So evil Bond just goes apeshit and uses gadgets and all kinds of stuff to hunt him down.

There’s car chases, violent James Bond gadget deaths and bad puns ect.

But it’s also seems maybe big.

But the real issue is the ufo disclosure is happening rn and a lot of it is what I have in my script so it might be worth striking. But it is kind of my passion project idea and I’m afraid to ruin it.


So help me goons what should I do

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

TheBizzness posted:

All the scenes with Jamie Lee Curtis in Ends where good, but she wasn’t in it nearly enough.

Kills might be the most disappointing movie I’ve ever seen in my life.

I found the scenes of her writing and rewriting her stupid book and it getting worse with each draft incredibly relatable at least.

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