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Winkle-Daddy
Mar 10, 2007

The Grey posted:

https://twitter.com/michaelshermer/status/1684268712889847809?s=20

I can't tell if he was trying to say "aliens are harming humans" or "gov is harming humans" here?

lol, Michael went from being an evangelical Christian to being an evangelical skeptic who wanted nothing more than a seat at the table with Dawkins, Hitchens, Harris and Dennet -- all of who's books I read and enjoyed except for Shermer's because he was nothing more than proselytizing for radical skepticism. it's only gotten worse as time has gone on. what a dope.

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Pie in the Sky
Apr 16, 2009

whoops here we go again



punished milkman posted:

i gotta see some alien pics

You and me both

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
how come the aliens only reveal themselves to the american military??

Pie in the Sky
Apr 16, 2009

whoops here we go again



Jazerus posted:

it was, but i think the chain of questions and answers after that was a bit hard to follow because grusch couldn't talk about any specific instances of aitees zapping spooks or w/e, but could talk in general terms about the reprisal he had been subjected to. his answer about him and his wife is a reiteration that he's faced violent reprisal attempts, not that he had a fistfight with radar

If he had been in or witnessed a fistfight with radar he should have called 911. Or taken a cell phone video.

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

this must be a rough time for fans of reptilians, not even a single morsel from Grusch

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

punished milkman posted:

how come the aliens only reveal themselves to the american military??

Welcome to the thread! Please continue to post without reading any of it.

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

Zisky posted:

Welcome to the thread! Please continue to post without reading any of it.

thanks! yes that was my plan

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Jazerus posted:

to my understanding yes the people who know what the gently caress they're doing have continued to insist that pilots have direct manual control in the absence of electronics, the stick just doesn't work as well without them. no clue whether the f-35 abandoned this principle, wouldn't surprise me but any military aircraft designed during the cold war (which the f-18 was) was intended to continue operating even if it caught the edge of a nuke and was EMP blasted

Fly by wire has been a thing since the f16 at the very least, there is no modern aircraft that has physically connected controls unless you're talking hobbyist stuff

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


punished milkman posted:

how come the aliens only reveal themselves to the american military??

welcome cspam friend. would it fascinate you to discover that there's dozens of UFO committees across the planet officially employed by "foreign" governments that you aren't aware of because you're an American consuming English-speaking media that doesn't bother to report on non-Anglosphere occurrences

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



"I would simply vote the aliens stop their assault" said the moron Obamaishly

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

SKULL.GIF posted:

welcome cspam friend. would it fascinate you to discover that there's dozens of UFO committees across the planet officially employed by "foreign" governments that you aren't aware of because you're an American consuming English-speaking media that doesn't bother to report on non-Anglosphere occurrences

not american, but it would legitimately fascinate me and i would like to know more yes. i want to believe

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

v’ote

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

mistermojo posted:

this must be a rough time for fans of reptilians, not even a single morsel from Grusch

That is best answered in a SCIF. Preferably a 95f, 80% humidity SCIF.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Grusch was clear he hasn't personally seen any alien body stuff. The "very disturbing" thing was reprisal related I'd say.

e/ Unless he's seen pictures of ray-gunned humans I guess. :thunk:

Ratios and Tendency has issued a correction as of 05:22 on Jul 27, 2023

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Slavvy posted:

Fly by wire has been a thing since the f16 at the very least, there is no modern aircraft that has physically connected controls unless you're talking hobbyist stuff

hmmm yeah guess i misremembered all of that stuff. been a long time since i gave a poo poo about planes. if you could blast all of the electronics at once they would in fact just brick out, it's just that there are several redundant flight computers to lower the risk of everything getting blasted simultaneously

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

helta posted:

https://pdfhost.io/v/gR8lAdgVd_Uap_Timeline_Prepared_By_Anon


200 page report that was given to newsnation/congress yesterday. Seems to be all public domain info

:trumppop:

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Jazerus posted:

hmmm yeah guess i misremembered all of that stuff. been a long time since i gave a poo poo about planes. if you could blast all of the electronics at once they would in fact just brick out, it's just that there are several redundant flight computers to lower the risk of everything getting blasted simultaneously

I think F-18s still have a limited mechanical backup

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Winkle-Daddy posted:

lol, Michael went from being an evangelical Christian to being an evangelical skeptic who wanted nothing more than a seat at the table with Dawkins, Hitchens, Harris and Dennet -- all of who's books I read and enjoyed except for Shermer's because he was nothing more than proselytizing for radical skepticism. it's only gotten worse as time has gone on. what a dope.

radical skepticism is indistinguishable from being a toddler or contrarian

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



punished milkman posted:

how come the aliens only reveal themselves to the american military??

syq

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

helta posted:

https://pdfhost.io/v/gR8lAdgVd_Uap_Timeline_Prepared_By_Anon


200 page report that was given to newsnation/congress yesterday. Seems to be all public domain info

quote:

(PUBLIC DOMAIN) - 3 September 2021 — Australian journalist Ross Coulthart states on a podcast
that U.S. Navy Dir. of Science and Technology Development Nat Kobitz told him “out of the blue” he
was read into a UAP crash retrieval and reverse engineering program. Kobitz told him “multiple” UAP
were retrieved, Kobitz did not see them personally and he was told there was an active program to reverse
engineer the technology.

Kobitz also tells Coulthart he was taken in a room at Wright-Patterson AFB after retirement and
showed a light and strong metal that had different isotopic ratios from terrestrial metals. The Navy has
been engaged in a UAP public messaging effort (see 24 July 2020) and accused by Rep. Mark Walker
(see 6 September 2019) of withholding UAP information. It is possible that even though elements are
sharing information with UAPTF, deeper black programs like Kobitz and former Dir. of Naval
Intelligence Sumner Shapiro (see 16 March 2022) refer to and Navy collaboration with DOE on the UAP
issue are not being disclosed to Congress.

https://youtu.be/9sBE2pfPdlo


Note: Kobitz is listed in the directory of the “Wingship Program,” a 1990s era program where
USG coordinated with Russia to build a Wing-in-Ground craft. In 2021, DARPA put out a
Request for Information for new approaches for the wingship program.
https://imgur.com/a/tYbWkBa
https://apps.dtic.mil/sti/pdfs/ADA294169.pdf
https://archive.org/stream/swusintelligence/WINGSHIP%20INVESTIGATION_djvu.txt
https://sam.gov/opp/73b532a4684d4acc8ec33c62e8fbed7f/view

This imgur link was posted September 15 2021 and has 7 views.

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Private Cumshoe posted:

radical skepticism is indistinguishable from being a toddler or contrarian

yeah, reading about this poo poo it had some sort of venerated status is analytic philosophy. seems like a psyop.

The same folks who criticize postmodernism as “subjective”

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

helta posted:

https://pdfhost.io/v/gR8lAdgVd_Uap_Timeline_Prepared_By_Anon


200 page report that was given to newsnation/congress yesterday. Seems to be all public domain info

i liked this one

quote:

(PUBLIC DOMAIN) - 31 July 2022 —Hal Puthoff’s paper on the ultraterrestrial hypothesis isreleased. It describes the hypothesis that there is an unidentified phenomenon interacting with the planet that is not human, and it is unknown if it is exclusively extraterrestrial, extradimensional, cryptoterrestrial,demonic/djinn, proto/ancient human, time travelers, etc.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

just caught up. such a surreal moment. incredible

i need more orbs

Pie in the Sky
Apr 16, 2009

whoops here we go again



toggle posted:

i need more orbs

:same:

I'm already coming down hard

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

helta posted:

https://pdfhost.io/v/gR8lAdgVd_Uap_Timeline_Prepared_By_Anon


200 page report that was given to newsnation/congress yesterday. Seems to be all public domain info

At least half of these are pulled from Jacques Vallee books.

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

toggle posted:

just caught up. such a surreal moment. incredible

i need more orbs

Let us know when you finish this:

https://pdfhost.io/v/gR8lAdgVd_Uap_Timeline_Prepared_By_Anon

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

quote:

(PUBLIC DOMAIN) - 31 July 1999 — EarthTech and former CIA scientist Hal Puthoff emails former
CIA Life Sciences Division analyst Kit Green and his life partner Kristin B Zimmerman about a story
published in a UFO magazine by a pseudonym “Greg Halifax” about a UAP crash retrieval personnel
member pseudonym “Sedge Masters.”
The story refers to Masters having participated in a UAP crash retrievals group known as
“Zodiac,” of which Puthoff states “we have reason to believe the set of stories are only slightly
fictionalized versions of a source’s experiences writing up records for the archives at WPAFB.” Puthoff
asks Green if he’s ever heard of Zodiac, “which is supposed to be the true name,” not MJ-12 or Majestic
12. At the time, Green was the Chief Technology Officer of General Motors Asia Pacific, while
Zimmerman was with GM Research and Development in the area of advanced design.
The Sedge Masters story itself describes the “blackest of American covert operations” that deals
directly with UAP, collated from several different sources, and states a UAP management program exists
that falls outside of the normal range of program activities and only members of the intelligence
community with specific psychological profiles are selected. It states the program was called Zodiac, and
had different subdivisions corresponding with different zodiacal signs, including Aquarius. It states the
CIA had control over Zodiac as of the 1980s and between 1947-1980s, Zodiac recovered eleven UAP
craft of different sizes and quality, some of which included live occupants of Nordic, small hairy, and tall
“grey aliens” and short “grey aliens” appearance. Locations of recoveries listed include New Mexico, off
the coast of Denmark and the Midwest.
In the story, an unnamed Col. tells a psychologist that during one crash recovery, a larger UAP
“ship” appeared above the crash site and telepathically told the recovery team not to recover the craft.
The team then experienced 90 minutes of missing time and were not able to share that information with
staff at WPAFB until they were telepathically ‘released’ and able to do so; the psychologist states “the
little gray bastards have thought control and empathy projection.” The story also states a file room at
WPAFB has over 2 million accounts of UAP sightings by military personnel and US civilians, most of
which were never investigated.
https://imgur.com/a/7D5xIGk
https://richarddolanmembers.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Sedge-Masters.pdf
https://ufos-scientificresearch.blogspot.com/2019/06/an-alleged-2001-national-institute-for.html
https://www.johnclarkson.com.au/images/downloads/DrGreen Article.pdf



santilli autopsy possibly real?

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Pooky posted:

This imgur link was posted September 15 2021 and has 7 views.

:catstare:

e: helta where did you find this pdf holy poo poo lol

toggle
Nov 7, 2005


:newfap: thx u

Lokar
Mar 10, 2006

Pooky posted:



santilli autopsy possibly real?

lmao if the alien autopsy is real

I never watched it

I should watch it

SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol
dont you all know this is a psyop, all of it, and fake, and a psyop

there are no ufos. covid is gone. all protestors are jan6 insurrectionists. biden is competent

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


punished milkman posted:

i gotta see some alien pics



punished milkman posted:

i liked this one

lmao we're now in "it's djinn" territory

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Lokar
Mar 10, 2006

wait boo the genitalia is pixilated in the alien autopsy video

that’s like the most important detail

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


quote:

PUBLIC DOMAIN) - 1992 —USAF Staff Sgt. Dan Sherman claims he spent 1992-1995 in the USAFtraining as an ELINT analyst at the NSA, which he claims was a cover as an Intuitive Communicatorbetween humans and extraterrestrials. Sherman claims he was told in 1947, the USG had contact with aStar Visitor Race, the Zetas/Greys; a program was begun in 1960 with the assistance of the Zetas to“genetically manage” a select number of humans to communicate with ET intuitively.Sherman claims it was called Project Preserve Destiny, and that there are programs aboveWaived Unacknowledged Special Access Programs known as “grey programs” that consist of human-ETcollaborative efforts. Sherman claims these grey programs are given black project covers. Shermanclaims at Andrews AFB he was taught to interface with ET and relay those messages to his superiors. Heclaims an ET he communicated with told him changes were coming to Earth, souls exist, God exists andStar Visitors were influencing Earth civilizations for a long period of time before present day.●https://www.drboylan.com/sherman2.html●https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/910527.Above_Black(PUBLIC DOMAIN) -


9 March 1992 —Maj. Ed Dames also claims aerospace company AlienTechnology Transfer asked government contractor Psi-Tech to “do some anti-gravity work.” Some of thevehicles in their possession, he claims, have “very nice technologies” that the people building the B-2bombers (Northrop Grumman) “would like to have.” Dames claims Psi-Tech “transfer[s] thetechnology.” Dames claims remote viewers were also used to attempt to view the development of theUAP technology by the occupants.Dames also claims Psi-Tech personnel had an in-house project for ten years on a UAP “site,” suggestingthis data was gathered by remote viewers in DIA/USAF/CIA projects before the company was founded.It is possible this site was Iron Mountain in New Mexico, which Jacques Vallee claims he was taken to byDames, Ron Blackburn and others in 1990 and Maj. Gen. Albert Stubblebine referred to during the ATPGroup meetings. Other members of Psi-Tech include David Morehouse, Col. John Alexander, LynBuchanan, Paul H. Smith, Mel Riley, Joni Dourif, Dane Spotts, Courtney Brown and Aaron Donahue.●https://web.archive.org/web/2001012...%20redacted.pdf

don't mind me, just fiddling away with some psi tech to do anti-gravity work for Project Preserve Destiny

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

Maj. Ed Dames... there is a name that brings back memories of listening to Art Bell.

Lokar
Mar 10, 2006

wait I shouldn’t want to see alien junk if I don’t know their age

ohhh this is a weird territory

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Is this the briefing doc put together by Burchett's staffers? Because that would probably explain how poorly written/edited it is.

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D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

I just get a "site can't provide a secure connection" when going to the link, in chrome and edge. Somebody help I want to read this.

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