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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Pooky posted:

Really hate those nukes

I saw that video or at least some stills from it.

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Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

punished milkman posted:

i liked this one

quote:

there is an unidentified phenomenon interacting with the planet that is not human
aw yeah we got a VALIS here :toot:

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

quote:

(PUBLIC DOMAIN) - March 1974 — A large self-illuminated object hovers above the Romeo-29
launch facility at the Malmstrom AFB Romeo Flight missile alert facility near Brady, MT. A missile
launch officer with the 564th Strategic Missile Squadron reports a nuclear missile countdown is started,
and the officer flips the “inhibit” switch to turn the system offline. The system then restarts
spontaneously and the missile again goes into launch mode; the officer’s next “inhibit” order doesn’t
work. Fortunately, the launch code is false and the missile remains in its pad.
The UAP then moves away from Romeo-29 vertically at high speed. An F-106 attempts to
intercept but is unsuccessful and Malmstrom AFB radar tracks the UAP. Electronics in Romeo-29 are
fried from an electric surge. This event occurred at a time when the USAF was referring Congress and
the American public to the findings of Project Blue Book, which concluded UAP were not a national
security threat. The Romeo-29 event very clearly was a threat to national security and nuclear war.
https://www.ufohastings.com/index.php/articles/ufo-activated-one-of-his-icbms-twice

Love them nukes

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Weird thing I noticed is some people I know who were into ufos absolutely don't want to talk about it and are no longer into ufos now that it appears to be true & don't want to look at even clips of the hearing

You can't forcibly ontological shock people who don't want to. They have defense mechanisms that will protect them from going insane. Give it time.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

netizen posted:

I want to know what they think, how they think, what they feel, why are they here, where do they come from, where are they going. Can they help us, will they hurt us, what does it all mean? What can they teach us?

e: don't mind me, i'm experiencing ontological shock.

Bite down on this, son

https://twitter.com/SandiaWisdom

It helps, I know.

EDIT

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I saw that video or at least some stills from it.

Naw, you've seen a recreation (or some stills from it). Still pretty cool though

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



SniperWoreConverse posted:

Weird thing I noticed is some people I know who were into ufos absolutely don't want to talk about it and are no longer into ufos now that it appears to be true & don't want to look at even clips of the hearing

not sure what that is. theyll snap out of it i guess.

maybe it stings now not being their local expert anymore or something? theyre not special if evertbody knows? i have no idea

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Very weird, just *click* "yeah well, you know," not a ufo guy anymore, not interested in ufos at all. Probably never was in the first place.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



how strange...i mean i feel a bit vindicated but its nothing major, i believed in birds ever since seeing the night sky...like duh?

i cant begin to imagine the rage people will develop whose lives have been completely hosed by telling the truth

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



its also especially disheartening that a cavalcade of the most untrustworthy and despicable ppl on earth can give this topic legitimacy that decades and decades of encounters and films and radar pings etc have not

i like having many more eyes on this but if theyre the type to be swayed so easily be these loving criminals in suits i hope its worth the poo poo they will bring!

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Is it too late to get the gangtag :cry:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Well why was it ever given illegitimacy? Same suits, right?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
So I asked the cards about what's going on right now:

Our current outlook on life: 4 - The Emperor
-> Authority, establishment, structure, materialism

What we want the most right now: 17 - The Stars
-> New hopes and splendid revelations of the future, happiness and good fortune

What we fear: 19 - The Sun
-> We fear that things seem too good to be true

What is going on: 13 - Death
-> A time of absolute endings and brand new beginnings, our lives are going through a period of great transformation

What is going against us: 9 - The Hermit
-> We are at risk of doing something hasty out of impatience and rage

Likely outcome: 2 - The High Priestess
-> Secrets, mystery, future yet unrevealed, sacred knowledge, the subconscious mind

Lokar
Mar 10, 2006

gently caress yeah tarot card readings for the birb thread

orb been letting us down, we needed to upgrade

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

quote:

(PUBLIC DOMAIN) - April 1974 — An employee at government contractor GEC-Marconi claims a
break-in occurred one night that month. A guard on duty allegedly suffers a nervous breakdown after
claiming to see a non-human being in the secure facility looking through files. A blue light emanated
from its helmet and it dematerialized before the guard’s eyes. The employee overhears her supervisor say
“We have no way of keeping these beings out. We just don’t know what to do next. If they can get in
here, they can get in anywhere.” It is unknown if this event was investigated by British or U.S. authorities
considering GEC-Marconi was a key contractor for the USG’s Strategic Defense Initiative “Star Wars
program” over the next decade.
https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2013/12/an-extraterrestrial-007

bbobseq
Jul 1, 2023

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

So I asked the cards about what's going on right now:

Our current outlook on life: 4 - The Emperor
-> Authority, establishment, structure, materialism

What we want the most right now: 17 - The Stars
-> New hopes and splendid revelations of the future, happiness and good fortune

What we fear: 19 - The Sun
-> We fear that things seem too good to be true

What is going on: 13 - Death
-> A time of absolute endings and brand new beginnings, our lives are going through a period of great transformation

What is going against us: 9 - The Hermit
-> We are at risk of doing something hasty out of impatience and rage

Likely outcome: 2 - The High Priestess
-> Secrets, mystery, future yet unrevealed, sacred knowledge, the subconscious mind

this should be a daily thing

Pyrus Malus
Nov 22, 2007
APPLES
beam my rear end up tbh

Lokar
Mar 10, 2006

I’d do a I Ching consultation but I’m at work and I’m trying to look less insane to my coworkers

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

bbobseq posted:

this should be a daily thing

I can do that but then I will need new questions because the cards don't like me asking the same over and over again

bbobseq
Jul 1, 2023
um um um

-in which direction does danger lie?
-were humans engineered by the Anunnaki?
-was the Dulce base siege real?
-how screwed are we, climate-wise?
-why Tom DeLonge?

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



SniperWoreConverse posted:

Well why was it ever given illegitimacy? Same suits, right?

that was last week we good now trust us!

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Sleekly posted:

not sure what that is. theyll snap out of it i guess.

maybe it stings now not being their local expert anymore or something? theyre not special if evertbody knows? i have no idea

It used to be an empowering fantasy but now that it's mainstream true that isn't the case anymore

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

bbobseq posted:

um um um

-in which direction does danger lie?
-were humans engineered by the Anunnaki?
-was the Dulce base siege real?
-how screwed are we, climate-wise?
-why Tom DeLonge?


-in which direction does danger lie? The Tower reversed
-> materialisation of the spiritual word, downfall of the mind, seeking to penetrate the mystery of God

-were humans engineered by the Anunnaki? The Lovers reversed
-> the Rider-Waite card shows Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden with an angel and the snake in the background but it's reversed so I'm not sure what to make of this

-was the Dulce base siege real? Judgement reversed
-> the card shows an angel on a cloud blaring in a trumpet (wink wink) but reversed. Again not sure what to make of this

-how screwed are we, climate-wise? The emperor
-> Stability, power and protection. Doesn't look too bad

-why Tom DeLonge? Wheel of Fortune
-> Destiny, fortune, success, elevation, luck, felicity

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

https://twitter.com/tomdelonge/status/1684382041574629376?s=19

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Pooky posted:



santilli autopsy possibly real?

this one's always made me laugh, ive posted itt about it a few times. there's an email chain out there between Kit Green and Eric Davis and Hal Puthoff and Colm Kelleher and all those NIDS guys talking about the alien autopsy film, it's possible to find it and read the whole thing. Kit Green says the film is real and the rest are somewhat skeptical of that iirc.

Kit Green has later said he was wrong, it's not real. Someone told him it was but they were lying.

Kit Green comes across as a bit of a moron/dupe in the emails.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

30.5 Days posted:

yeah #1 possibility is that the superconductor guys are cranks but #2 possibility is it came from aliens. the story from the superconductor guys where they're like "oh uh yeah we have no background in superconductor stuff we just decided to make a bunch of random alloys and see if they were room temperature superconductors and this one was. no idea why it worked" is just absolute nonsense

well on the off chance it holds up, it’ll be interesting to see what they say with regards to development since it’ll be a nobel prize and coverage in every news org on the planet.

also related to above i’ve always been mildly skeptical of this spinning superconductor idea exhibiting gravity modulating effects mostly because every time a scientist seems to randomly discover an effect but lack any explanation for why it happens it turns out to be bogus

that said thread favourite book the hunt for zero point also describes gravity modification through a spinning superconductor

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Slavvy posted:

It used to be an empowering fantasy but now that it's mainstream true that isn't the case anymore

thats i was trying to say!
theyre just hipsters lol

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

you, a limp ufo skeptic: its all just hearsay. where is the proof? you know what Carl Sagan said about extraordinary claims, right?

me, a girthy true believer: can't crush the grusch. can't subdue the lue. can't schlong the delonge.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

my bony fealty posted:

you, a limp ufo skeptic: its all just hearsay. where is the proof? you know what Carl Sagan said about extraordinary claims, right?

me, a girthy true believer: can't crush the grusch. can't subdue the lue. can't schlong the delonge.

My idea of pleasure is waves and waves of disclosure exploding out of me

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

quote:

2004 — Jon Ferry, Marconi director, working on a cross-universe communication system and was considered an information leak having to do with a power source that was unlimited and self-sustaining

it was a really long telephone wire

Google Butt posted:

ross said trump was read in...

I could believe he was and just brushed over it because it didn't affect him.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

it dont matter posted:

I could believe he was and just brushed over it because it didn't affect him.

Trump thinks computers are magic, his brain can't handle that information.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

the only way to get a reaction would be to do what they did in daily briefings and mention his name constantly

"Mr president the aliens are real they're here and we have their ships also they said they're huge fans of you, donald trump, and would very much like to stay at donald trumps hotel and visit donald trump's casino. Trump."

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Lokar posted:

I’d do a I Ching consultation but I’m at work and I’m trying to look less insane to my coworkers

dou you do it with the actual sticks or w/e

i have a set of cards

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

I specifically remember getting into an extended discussion with WEH last summer about a massive rust-red cube/rectangle appearing in the sky at a beach somewhere.


NUFORC posted:

I have seen a very large rectangular UFO over the lighthouse on Lake Michigan. It was a clear afternoon and I was alone on top of the dunes. At one half mile away, it was about 200 ft over the lake, no sound, obviously metal, dark red or rust color, about the size of three football fields across by 500 ft high. There were a lot of circles and angled metal parts that were clearly visible to me.

I watched it for at least 20 minutes, trying to figure out how a structure so large could just sit in the air. I turned to go home, turned around for one more look and it was gone.

I don't remember the date because it was so long ago and I was only 13 years old.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Tighclops posted:

My idea of pleasure is waves and waves of disclosure exploding out of me

In this moment I am euphoric

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2-zJ9f80G4

in the post ontological shock world i still wanna brew coffee

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Here also is some smoothness to soothness them shocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlJuaRLXF7c

It's all One Thing in the end anyway! Division is but a contrivance...all things can be conjoined...

(props to whoever posted from this channel recently, it's a great record label with lots of lovely jazz)

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

SniperWoreConverse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2-zJ9f80G4

in the post ontological shock world i still wanna brew coffee

420 drink coffee everyday

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Barry Foster posted:

Here also is some smoothness to soothness them shocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlJuaRLXF7c

It's all One Thing in the end anyway! Division is but a contrivance...all things can be conjoined...

(props to whoever posted from this channel recently, it's a great record label with lots of lovely jazz)

it mighta been me they got this one i reccomend having actual bass and not poo poo earbuds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9muXi-UKxk

Lokar
Mar 10, 2006

if we are doing morning music

https://youtu.be/JAc_KF0lqfU

there are English subs

get some Chinese vibes in here

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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
I LOVE THAT STUFF. ALBUM - didn't realise they were on that label too!

I saw them live it was mesmerising

Talk about high strangeness - when a group of musicians get 'in the pocket' and can basically read each others' minds

Barry Foster has issued a correction as of 12:40 on Jul 27, 2023

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