Truga posted:

RealityWarCriminal posted:

the worst part is the hypocrisy

MockingQuantum posted:

honestly it's not the burning himself on the toaster that makes me lol (though it's funny that he's so loving dumb) it's the loudly swearing about it in public, it just so clearly reminds me of the rich kid I went to grade school with, who had never once been told any particular type of behavior was unacceptable in public places so instead he got to find out from our 3rd grade teacher that it's not nice to tell people they look fat today, or similar things, over and over for the school year

difference here is that he was, what, 9 years old, not a supposedly functional adult human

some kinda jackal posted:

Media need to simply continue to refer to it as Twitter as if nothing happened.

some kinda jackal posted:

Media need to simply continue to refer to it as Twitter as if nothing happened.

trucutru posted:

When I was around that age I told my aunt she looked like a mummy... on her birthday party.

My aunt doesn't like me very much. (maybe because I ain't rich? )

bigstupidjellyfish posted:

haha its funny how a statement like that can seem so innocuous to a child and yet a grown adult can hold it inside for decades and let it dictate their opinion of the child as an adult.

wild that your aunt is still with us, though, rock on. maybe she is undead after all.

Beached Whale posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1684606359151759365

bigstupidjellyfish posted:

it just occurred to me how truly sinister his ambition really is with the x the everything app stuff. he wants there to be a monolithic software entity that is both the marketplace of ideas, the primary way people communicate and socialize with one another, as well as a platform for any other aspect of our lives that can be digitized. and he wants to be in control of it. X is his evil master plan to rule the world. and whats crazy is that based on the way he's talked to people one-on-one, I think he's stupid and dorky enough that he might actually articulate it that way to himself. he had grimes convinced that he was a legit tech messiah.

and maybe that's the desire that fueled his acquisition of twitter in the first place. he was the richest man in the world, but because of the relatively niche category of his businesses, he didn't have direct control over very many people's lives. sure he could influence the government with his money and his contract work, but he wasnt able to like, pick any random American who pissed him off and ruin his life with the push of a button. he had to hire people to do that and apparently they didnt do a very good job at it. meanwhile zuck's melted the brains of an entire generation of people and bezos owns "the store" so maybe musk feels a little insecure compared to them with his little toy car factory.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Beached Whale posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1684606359151759365

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1528955104463814656

Filthy Hans posted:

free 16-bit Butt-Head

selec posted:

https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/tesla-batteries-range/

quote:

The office atmosphere at times resembled that of a telemarketing boiler room. A supervisor had purchased the metallophone – a xylophone with metal keys – that employees struck to celebrate appointment cancellations, according to the people familiar with the office’s operations.

Trillhouse posted:

ESPN was on in the workout room.
check out the source lol

the milk machine posted:

this thread will fly off the rails without 16bb's guidanc e and wisdom

Zeroisanumber posted:

I have never turned down sex for video games. Am I a bad goon?

Durf posted:

Tesla employees celebrated cancellations by paddling each other on the bare buttocks while chanting 'Wee-a-boo! Wee-a-boo!'

Durf posted:

Tesla employees celebrated cancellations by paddling each other on the bare buttocks while chanting 'Wee-a-boo! Wee-a-boo!'

Filthy Hans posted:

it already has

shyduck posted:

𝕏ylophone

moist turtleneck posted: